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From: Niklas Zypher <[email protected]> Review: Private Gold #39: Domestic Affairs My rating: ***, Hot (I have adopted Adam Film World's grading system since I find it to be the most useful in rating adult videos.) Written and directed by: Pierre Woodman Videography by: Pierre Woodman Runtime: 2h 02 min (+promos)
Sex scenes: 6) Patricia Smet / Linda Carter / Roberto Malone / Yann Scott 7) Dorothe / Karl Ben One of the last things I want to see in any porn movie is European porn actor Roberto Malone. One of the first things I see in this video is him. Not a good start. Don't get me wrong, Roberto is a fine actor, by porn standards, but he is waay past his prime and I do not want to see him naked. The title, _Domestic Affairs_, sounds like a spy story, and there is some spying going on... by a dog. The dog, which is a wonderful actor, BTW, has a nose for sex (not meant literally!) and snoops out all the secret sexual goings-on in his human family. Beyond that, there is hardly any story. The video starts slowly; the two first scenes seem perfunctorily shot and do not generate much heat (despite ultra-gorgeous Suzanna). The fake, dubbed moaning also destroys what heat there is. It makes the sex sound as boring as being a fake moaner surely must be. After a while Woodman appears to put more effort into the work and the temperature rises. Most of the later scenes are excellent and varied in the Woodman style. Or would be, if not for the moans. I tried turning the volume down to the edge of hearing, and it helped a little. Laura Bellini is a sexy babe who looks a little like Gabriella Wolf, but she is unfortunately paired with Roberto, and that removes half the heat from her scene. Dorothe has a really hot scene in a Jacuzzi. And best of all is Paisley Hunter in an all but anal clip inserted into the movie. I don't know when it was shot, but certainly not recently. Annoyingly, while her lips mouth: 'fuck me!' the moaners groan: 'oooh, aaah.' It's an uneven movie, which ultimately turns out hot. It's good-looking (apart from Roberto) and bad-sounding. Average Woodman quality, well worth the rent if you like his stuff. Zypher (Remove MEOW to e-mail me)
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