From IDontKnow@IDontCare Tue Apr  4 11:51:53 EDT 1995
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Subject: Fresh Meat
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Apologies for errors, I was too preoccupied to write down names and
some of the actors were new to me

Fresh Meat, 1995
Writer, Director, Editor: John Leslie
With: Kristi Lynn, Felicia, Jen Deal, Annabelle Daye, Eva Flowers,
Joey Silvera, Ron Jeremy, Tom Byron, Jamie Gillis (fully dressed
cameo), and others

John Leslie was in the first flick I saw, Candy Goes to Hollywood, in
the old Pussycat Cinema off of Times Square.  I hadn't gotten around
to renting any of his directorial work before and was pleasantly
surprised.  Plenty 'o' sex, a plot of sorts, some dialogue, some
intrigue, general weirdness.  Special effects include rapid
transitions between color and black and white, disynchronization of
sound, jump cuts, odd angles.  Best of all, Leslie's claim of all
natural breasts is true - at least as far as I could tell
The rundown:
Tom Byron is in a bar applying make-up.  Two soldiers come in and give
him a hard time - they want to make him squeal like a pig.  A big
actress dressed in vinyl emerges from a side door, beats the crap out
of the unifoms and makes them kneel and beat their meat while Tommy
takes her every which way.  Finally she allows them to come on her
shoe.  Then Ron Jeremy emerges in a bloody butchers apron and presents
the two soldiers with pistols with the order to shoot each other.
Then we return to modern LA and I don't have the time to present the
plot in any coherent way.  Suffice to say, Joey Silvera buys a house
with his wife (Kristi Lynn) and household pet (Annabelle Daye) despite
real estate agent Ron Jeremy's warning that it is haunted.  
Joey goes to a bar where Eva rejects him acidly before getting fucked
in public by ?  winding up in a facial.  A bizarre interlude occurs
when Jamie Gillis shows up as Inspector Larue and arrests various cast
members for failing to remember their lines.
Back at the house, Joey fantasizes a three-way between Felicia (with a
strap-on), Jen Deal (a cutie if you like them thin and blonde) and
Kevin Patrick: Felicia pokes her dildo into all of Jen's holes as she
sucks Kevin.  No come shot, alas.
The house is invaded by two Black studs who punch out Joey and screw
his wife.
Ron Jeremy is hatching some plot while Eva Flowers fellates him.  The
whole thing is very mysterious.  But no mystery about Eva's facial.
Joey is very depressed.  He sticks his head in the oven.  Ron Jeremy
arrives to berate.  Joey indulges in multi-orifice penetration of his
cute blonde household pet.
In better spirits, he returns to the bar.  Kristi Lynn shows up, all
out of sorts at his cavorting around and general distemper.  He turns
her out for a gang bang in the parking lot as various non-participants
stand around and make comments.
The wrapup:  production and cast values above par, and approaching the
standard of the Golden Age (tm).  Kristi Lynn supplies an enthusiastic
performance, Ron Jeremy is becoming the Ratso Rizzo of porn.  I'd like
to see more of Jen Deal.