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Date: Mon, 8 May 1995 06:18:12 GMT
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Stripper Nurses; written and directed by Jim Holliday
With: Debi Diamond, Bionca, Shayla LaVeaux, Alexis deVell, Sahara
Sands, Tiffany Minx, Summer Knight, Kaylan Nicole, Angela Summers,
Nina Hartley, Tammi Ann, Crystal Wilder, Keisha, TTBoy, Ron Jeremy,
Nick East, Alex Sanders, Peter North

We return once more to the Burton Allan School where young nurses
learn to dance and cure.  Allthough I missed the two previous outings
at this particular establishment, I did see Sorority Sex Kitten's 1 &
2 and this film follows a similar pattern.  An institutional setting
serves as the perfect excuse to gather together a bevy of sexually
active young women who perfom in a series of sketches linked by some
amusing banter which passes for plot.  Most of the banter supplied by
Ron Jeremy who was responsible for the first real laugh any pornie has
elicited from me.
Scene 1, before the credits: TTBoy lying in a hospital bed pretending
to be an amnesiac.  Tammi Ann comes to give him a sponge bath.  She
winds up sucking then straddling him face to face with fore and aft
insertion.
The credits roll over footage of the girls dressing.
Nurse Mary Alice (Debi Diamond) goes reports to Dr. Quisling (the
hedgehog) on punishment detail.  He cuts her some slack, she shows him
a good time in the patented DD manner.  Debi looks more and more like
Ilse She-Wolf of the SS, and it's the revenge of the Jews as Ron
shtups her Aryan butt in positions gymnastic before spilling his seed
across her fine bod and face.  In post-coital horseplay, she pushes
him over the sofa.  Ron loses his mind and thinks he's a she-nurse; he
adopts the name Mary Menopause, puts on a pink dress, and takes up
smoking.
Debi then visits Nick East.  He's checked in for a penile implant
because he's worried about his size.  Debi sets his mind at ease and
burns his wood in all three furnaces.  A weak facial is her reward.
We get to see some of the stars dancing in the next scene: Keisha,
Angela Summers, Summer Knight, and Crystal Wilder.  Most of them
teeter around with a rough approximation of rhythm as they remove
their clothing and adopt positions prone and supine.  No wonder they
have to blow up their breasts.
Nurse Mary Carleen (Shayla) visits her favorite orderly (Peter North).
Shayla LaVeaux has been my favorite adult entertainer since I first
saw her in Sorority Sex Kittens.  She looks like the cheerleader next
door, her husky voice could melt butter on ice, and she has the best
boob job in the biz.  She renders a virtuoso perfomance on Peter's
skinflute before clambering on board to make bouncy-bouncy.  They move
on to a doggy style connection.  No anal, but a magnificient Peter
North facial, and a little cuddling after it's done.
More dancing: 
Kaylan Nicole is ok;
Tiffany Minx has a much better costume: skirt & Doc Martens and can
actually move ok.
Shayla and Alexis deVill have a synchronized routine.  I'll be danged:
Shayla actually has a sense of rhythm and knows how to move.  Hubba
hubba, when's she coming to my town? She must have taken lessons.  Why
don't the others?
Nurse Mary Margaret (Nina Hartley) has provoked some of the senior
girls into reproving her for her strict ways.  She promises to ease
up.  They persuade her to give a dance demonstration.  Well she's
easily the best of the lot (although not as cute as Shayla ).  Of course the orgy follows with Nina, Crystal, and a couple
of women who were not identified in the credits.  Nina gets a toe in
her ass.  Everybody screams.
Peter North must be everyone's favorite orderly.  This time Sahara
Sands and Angela Summers pay him a visit.  Angela has grotesquely
inflated tits, but Sahara's a natural gal.  They go through the usual
positions, ending in a tailing for Sahara.  No facial.
Peter North knocks Dr. Quisling down. He recovers his identity, but
can't remember why he's in a dress.
The grand finale:  the girls (Debi, Tiff, Summer Knight, Shayla,
Kaylan, and Alexis) line up and present their rosebuds for Bionca to
peel with her tongue.  Dr. Desperado (Alex Sanders) arrives to recheck
her work.  The girls go at it while Kaylan takes on Alex.   The others
surround them and cheer Alex on to a climax.

All in all, one of the more enjoyable sex-vids I've seen in a while.
No gothic montage. no pretentious dialogue, just good filthy fun with
people who appear to they enjoy what they do.  The camera work mixes
body shots with gynecological takes, erring perhaps a tad too
frequently on the side of the latter.
I can't believe Shayla's not a star yet - or has she already retired?