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From: [email protected] (Phil Hall)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies
Subject: Review: Bald Beavers #2
Date: 13 Apr 1995 05:01:16 GMT
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Ok, this would have been a review, but instead it has become a WARNING to 
stay away from this film!!  Out of a possible 10 points, I have to give 
it a 3.  For the following reasons: (1) there are 2 times as many non-
bald beavers in this film than bald ones, (2) there are just as many 
condoms being used as bald beavers -- one of my pet peeves is condom use 
in porn films, and (3) these people -- except for a few noteworthy 
individuals -- are singularly ugly!!

But for those of you who'd like a "real" review, here you go:

Title: Bald Beavers #2
Distributed by: Leisure Time Entertainment
Running time: 1:55:50
Number of scenes: 10

Scene 1: Danyel Cheeks gives an uninspiring fuck
Scene 2: Porsche Lynn gets fucked lamely, and then fucks the guy with a   
                    strap-on dildo while he jacks off.
Scene 3: Interesting 3-way, bad editing limits potential. This could have 
been                great--but they blew it.
Scene 4: Brunette gets fucked....rather dull performance.
Scene 5: Holly Body gets pumped, but looks to the camera for direction 
too                   often.
Scene 6: Wendy Whoppers, a dude (unknown), and another girl do a 3-way    
                 including a really clumsy tit-fuck of Wendy.
Scene 7: Fake blonde with even faker tits gets fucked by a guy with LESS  
                    pubic hair than she.
Scene 8: Sandy blonde girl (Tammi Ann--?) with prosthetic "king tongue" 
and a                 guy who also uses the fake tongue.  Tongue fuck 
scene!
Scene 9: Tami Monroe and Teri Weigel perform a meaningless, and           
                     soundless les scene.  But at least Teri had no pubic 
hair.....
Scene 10: Patty Plenty screws some dumbass with a "jughead" false penis   
                  prosthetic.......'nuff said about that one!

Summation: if you rent this then you'll feel fucked--and I mean OVER!!


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  PHIL HALL  [email protected]