From alt.sex.movies Mon Apr 24 11:22:26 1995 Message-ID: <[email protected]> Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies From: [email protected] Organization: Anonymous contact service Reply-To: [email protected] Date: Sat, 2 Jul 1994 16:06:19 UTC Subject: Review: Totally Tasteless Video #2 Status: RO Totally Tasteless Video #2: Anal Surprise (or the Surprise Visit). d. Loretta Sterling. w. Ed Powers, Don Fernando, Cosmo and Pamela Dee, Wayne Summers and several women whose names are not coming to me as I write this from memory - sorry. To be brief, not very good. The box promised that Loretta went to various male porn stars' homes and filmed them fucking their girlfriends and cumming in their mouths. As with a lot of recent Sterling videos, this is bullshit (Cf. Loads of Fun V and VI - they stink!). What we get is Loretta on camera as the host - yes, he is a man. He's butt ugly and looks like he's taken Charles Manson as his couturier and all-around life model. To live up to the video's title, he picks his nose and flicks the boogers at the camera - yes, it is disgusting and pretty well interferes with the small erotic content of the film. The first scene is the best, with Cosmo and Pamela Dee, a husband and wife. She's a very cute, big-eyed brunette, he's a balding quasi-biker looking guy with a tremendous cum-shot. This scene ends with Cosmo pulling out of her pussy and shooting several long streams all the way up to her face and hair. Pretty hot, but marred by phony dubbed in sound (LS told us his cameraman turned of the sound accidentally) and the fact that part of Pamela's lovely face is off-screen for the pop shot. (Cosmo creams her mouth really well in Loads of Fun IV, with some help from Don Fernando). Then we have Ed Powers and a black girl (I can't remember her name, but she is identified as one of Ed's former Debs). I didn't find her too attractive, but it does end with the old-fashioned Ed Powers face pop: he's lying down, she's in front of his dick (I will give Ed this, he's almost the only guy in porn that can produce a pretty good facial from this position). She takes a couple of squirts to the face. These two scenes are the last we see of the promised cums in the mouth. I can't even remember most of the rest of the movie (I was fairly sickened by Loretta) - although Wayne Summers fucks a fairly attractive stripper in a barn, but nothing special. It ends with a truly disgustingly pious thank you, I love you all for your support from Loretta Sterling (which ceases with this movie for me). I can forgive booger picking, bad taste, even phoney emotions, but if you lie about what's in your movies, you don't get my money anymore. End. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- To find out more about the anon service, send mail to [email protected]. Due to the double-blind, any mail replies to this message will be anonymized, and an anonymous id will be allocated automatically. You have been warned. Please report any problems, inappropriate use etc. to [email protected].