From alt.sex.movies Mon Apr 24 11:22:26 1995 Subject: REVIEW: "The Key To Love" From: [email protected] (Jo E.) Date: 4 Jun 1995 11:20:05 -0500 Status: RO THE KEY TO LOVE director: Jim Enright, 1992. Zane cast: Alicyn Sterling, Mona Lisa, Heidi Kat, Dallas St.Claire, Peter North, T.T. Boy, Jonathan Morgan. Sex scenes: 1. Alicyn Sterling + T.T. Boy. 2. Heidi Kat, Dallas St.Claire + Peter North. 3. Alicyn Sterling + Dallas St.Claire. 4. Heidi Kat + T.T. Boy. 5. Mona Lisa + Jonathan Morgan. The setting is a party (whose party, we don't know) and the guests are scattered all over the place having sex. Simple setup? Yes. Effective? No. What we get are average sexings, but Alicyn's the hottest of the women here. She starts the movie off with T.T. on a bed which everyone's coats are laying around on. Probably the hottest scene of the movie with a fair cumshot. Suddenly, geeky party guest Jonathan (he usually has the geeky roles anyhow) sneaks into the room and tries to find his keys, but can't. Luckily, Alicyn and T.T. finished up before he entered the room or we probably would have had a trite threeway. Heidi and Dallas fondle Peter as they snuggle up on a couch together. They slip out of their clothes and into eachother. Fairly well shot and very well lit scene, highlighted by the two girls getting together at the end, face to face, and catching Peter's load. They probably didn't eat much at the party, because they sure were starving for it! Dallas then enters a bathroom where Alicyn is taking a bath and these two get into a ho-hum g/g scene. Dallas is a little on the chubby side and Alicyn's bad boob job get in the way of what could have been a much hotter scene, but is interrupted by Jonathan who is still trying to find his keys. Heidi and T.T. pair off together on the same bed as scene one. For those who only like natural breasts, Heidi is pre-boob job here and puts in an average performance. Finally, Jonathan bumps into roving party guest Mona who takes his mind off his key-finding worries by taking off his clothes and getting into a little 'so-what' sex on the same couch as scene two. The way this movie ends is so cheesy, you just want to shoot the writer (whom I forgot his/her name.. could have been Raven Touchstone or Cash Markman). Jonathan finally does find his keys... deep inside of Mona's bowels. He sticks his arm deep inside her and pulls out at least 5 different objects before pulling out the keys. No, no stupid special effects here. Just Mona's front and Jonathan just slipping his arm underneath her, as if putting it inside her. Hands down on story, hands up on the sex, which could have been much hotter in spots.