From alt.sex.movies Mon Apr 24 11:22:26 1995 Subject: REVIEW: Two from Patrick Collins From: Heretic Date: 13 Jun 1995 15:03:09 -0400 Status: RO This is the shortest review I've written recently (1290 words). For the second time this month, I've beat the print media (AVN, AFW) to the punch. Enjoy. "As always, let me know what you think" :-) -Ron ------------------------ I was at the video store last night and had already decided on _Sodomania_. Looking around for something else, I spotted the Elegant Angel logo and pulled out the box to take a look. _Fazano's Student Bodies_. I saw Kyrsti Waay was in it along with some other good looking girls. Then I saw Roxanne Hall was in it. I gasped, put the box with my other one and promptly walked toward the register. :-) I'll start with Sodomania. It's an older video-1992-before I was even watching porn. John Stagliano is listed as the keeper of record and the music is by John Furthur (of Buttman fame) and someone else. I don't know if these two consitute the now oft used "GlenLyn Music", but I have always enjoyed John Furthur's 'scoring' of Buttman films. Patrick's early days. Four vignettes, with Kiss masturbating before and introducing each one. First up are Cheri Lynn, Francesca Le + Randy West in "I came, I saw, I came again" Randy's plays a pornographer, Francesca his assistant, Cheri a girl who's been wanting to get in for over two years. I think Cheri is actually Cody O'Conner, but I'm not certain. It's a hot encounter, with lots of the foreplay elements I love (breast play, face kissing) giving way to incredibly energetic sex. The energy level here was extremely high on all fronts. Francesca sees some anal action with plenty of dirty talk and screaming (so loud it bottomed out the mikes in places). Randy delivers a decent shot (for Randy :-) on Cheri's chest. Only thing that bothered me was Cheri's smoking. I can't stand girls who smoke-unless they're smoking clove cigarettes. Other than that, a fantastic scene with Cheri getting off an innumerable number of times. Tony Tedeschi gives Nicole London a really royal anal drilling in the next scene, "Hot Cross Buns". She's on her shoulder blades with her ass in the ass. Is there a name for that? Upside-down? Tony shoots it right on her puckered asshole. Fans of anal sex and especially shots of women's assholes after anal sex will love this one. Tiffany Mynx and Roscoe Bowltree provide another fantastic scene in "This Little Piggy" As the name implies, it's a foot fetish scene. Bowltree picks up Tiffany + takes her back to his room. She polishes her toes in the bathroom before she massages Bowltree's cock with her feet. I really enjoyed the Buttman influence in this scene because you've got a really great subject-Tiffany! And cameraman Michael Cates (Is he a eunich?) does a fine job. Tiffany is wearing a real nice purple dress and we get some good tease here. One image the sticks out is Tiff on her knees with the tight dress uncovering half her ass. I LOVE that! This scene also provides a lesson in how real breasts behave - when Tiffany pulls of her dress and then her bra, you see the way that real breasts fall due to gravity. Tiffany has such beautiful breasts + an incredible ass (like I need to say that!). It takes a real female worshiper to show off her body properly - Stagliano did in in Face Dance I and now Patrick&Cates do it. Anyway, back to the sex - Bowltree comes on her feet and she licks it off. I'm definatley gonna get this tape again when I get a bigger television set for this scene alone. Tiffany is so sexy + beautiful in general, but she really stands out in this scene. Brittany O'Connell (credited as Brittany here - not to be confused with Paula Price's sister) cons her way into the home of Lacy Rose and Rick Masters. It's Buttman's house BTW. Such a nice to guy to lend his house to Patrick for a shot :-) Lacy has total control over Rick as she bosses her around and then sends him out to get something to drink. Meanwhile, Brittany slowly seduces Lacy and then takes control and Lacy becomes totally submissive. She makes Lacy videotape (using Buttman's Canon A1) Brittany and Rick have sex who now also turns dominant. Great anal action with Lacy at the end. A twist to the ending of the vignette as well. I won't spoil the surprise. Adam Film World called it halfway between Buttman and heaby Bruce 7 and Ed Powers influence, and you can certainly see the influence of those three here. I found this to be the best non-Buttman, non-Golden/silver [Aa]ge fifth I've seen lately. Kudos to Collins for this incredibly hot tape. Only minor sound problems (screaming causing the sound to bottom out) hold this tape back. Fans of anal, Tiffany Mynx, foot fetishists and those who like just plain hot sex here will all find something here. The vignettes to setup the sex scene are well done and help to keep the tape from being just another wall-to-wall series. Next we move on to _Fazono's Student Bodies_. This is a work of total Collins self-indulgence. It is Patrick seducing young looking girls and then fucking them while holding the camera. I suspected he does it because he can, and Patrick confirms this at then end of the tape. There are a lot of really great looking girls here (all real breasts): seven from Hungary, three from the US and on Brit. The scenes are pretty long on shots of the girls and short on sex, which is good. Unfortunaltey, you don't get to see much of the girls when Patrick's having sex with them. I also got tired of Patrick always jerking off into their faces. Also, it's not Buttman video when it comes to showing off the girls. Here's the notes I took on the girls: Melissa Monet: _incredible_ nipples, foot play Kyrsti Waay: oral cumshot, which she swallows. See some stretch marks (I love 'em) Rachel Love: I don't remember what I said about her in my Buttman Big Tit Adventure 3 review, but WOW. Totally awsome voluptuous babe. Really nice stretch marks (I LOVE those-I love to run my hand over them - they feel so sexy!) Alona, Ursula, Szilvia, Anika, Lulu, Edina: Hungarian babes Monika: has good girl/girl with Aniku. Girls looked into each other Roxanne Hall: Everyone's all hung up on Uma Thurman because of that scene of _Adventures of Baron von Mun..._ where she looks like Venus in Botticelli's _Birth of Venus_. Let me tell you, it's Roxanne Hall who is in that painting :-) She is so incredibly cute. She makes a turn for the nastier as she does anal here with Bowltree. OK shower tease. Also nice was the way she lifted and kissed each of her breasts - it don't look like that with plastic ones. She seems to smile as she kisses each one - it's really a must see for Roxanne fans. Tons and tons of female masturbation, pussy + cock sucking. The formula grows tired quickly but the variey of girls keep the film afloat. I suppose if you've seen the Fazano character before you either love him or hate him. I hadn't seen him before and he wasn't my cup of tea. Patrick says he's frustrated because he just wants to fuck the girls but her has to shoot them on video. I think the viewer will the frustrated because they will want to see more of the girls. A no-win situation. I mean Patrick makes this videos so he can fuck these girls essentially. If you like the Fazano character, you'll probably like it. If you don't like him, you won't. If you haven't seen Mr. Fazano, I'd check out one of the Sodomania videos that has him in it to see if you like it or not.