From [email protected] Sun Aug 13 02:35:31 EDT 1995 Article: 71983 of alt.sex.movies Path: news.eznet.net!news.sprintlink.net!howland.reston.ans.net!ix.netcom.com!netnews From: [email protected] (Joel Mathias ) Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies Subject: Review: Satyriasis (a Max HC production or a form of dandruff?) Date: 13 Aug 1995 03:39:05 GMT Organization: Netcom Lines: 64 Message-ID: <[email protected]> NNTP-Posting-Host: ix-col1-17.ix.netcom.com Status: RO Satyriasis (Pleasure Productions, produced by Max Hardcore/Steiner) Starring: Olivia, Autumn Day, Jordan St. James, Dallas Synopsis: Four scenes. Satyriasis - a man's uncontrollable desire for sexual intercourse. Funny, I though it was a form of dandruff. Anyway, this four parter directed bad-boy Max was interesting but just another "if you got the money and nothing better to spend it on" movies. Scene 1 - Ass-bang-a-thon. How original. Olivia is a Zsa Zsa gabor like blonde with huge fake hooters, pierced tongue and bewwy button and her partner is Dick Nasty (who is well, uh, nasty). They start with foreplay, a little suck and munch, some decent fucking in a couple of positions, then some anal. Olivia looks really good with a dick up her ass (or puss for that matter but, hey, it's an ass-bang-a-thon). The anal is deep and done doggie style, from a reverse cowboy and on her back rolled up in a ball. After about eight minutes of anal, Dick glazes her gaping ass-donut very well, poking some of goo inside with his dong. Nasty scene, best of the video even though there was some looping. Scene 2 - Job Interview. Autumn Day and Chad do a little dance in a car garage. Chad's dick is pretty durned big and looks like an overgrown mushroom. Autumn is a blonde with slightly smaller than average features, but still looks decent. They do the usual blow, lick and fuck with some interesting positions (like standing up with her leg on a bench). Chad tries to squeeze his big, rubbery bone into her butt. The anal sex looks more like his limp dick mashing against her sphincter instead of fucking it. A sparse but sprinkly facial ends it. Scene 3 - Jacoozie. Jordan St. James is another Zsa Zsa, pancake make-up, big-ol fake hooter blonde who looks OK. Her partner, Ron Jeremy, well we know what he looks like (although it looks like someone took a weed-whacker to his back). I think the package mentioned Jordan doing anal but unless her duke-chute is located in her snatch-patch, she deedn't. She and Ron fuck in and around a Jacuzzi, with some splashy action. Her facial is dodged and she doesn't seem to like getting a creamy but Ron tags her with a few good goobs. Scene 4 - Only the maid is home and she won't tell. OK. Dallas is a Egyptian looking dame with modest but original equipment and some body-piercing (is this Kthulu piercing thing in now, I sure hope not or I'll be stuck renting European). Max is, well, the stubby, nasty-talking ass-poker. Some standard Max here, "choke on my dick bitch", "lick my ass slut", and some stretching exercises that the "fucking whore" likes. Max's fingers do some stretching, including a whole hand (yup, even in America), all eight fingers in her pussy (no clapping though) and four-fingers in the bung-hole. Max ass-fucks her good while sticking fingers and dildos up her cunt. Dallas then puts on some red lipstick followed by some glistening man-scara (a below average Max money-shot). Overall opinion: All four scenes are void of music so they go on-and-on until you either fast-forward or start beating-off. I FF'ed. This makes this video a mild disappointment. Again, it's your money. If you like good anal scenes, Olivia's ass-bang-a-thon (tee hee) makes it worth renting. Cum-shot award for Dick Nasty for glazing that brown donut. Golden brown-eye merit badge for Olivia who takes it anally, seems to enjoy it anally and gapes well on-cue.