From [email protected] Sun Feb 12 14:00:50 EST 1995 Article: 48179 of alt.sex.movies From: [email protected] (Caress Magazine) Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies Subject: Review: Nightdreams....classic adult movie Date: Sun, 12 Feb 1995 17:42:07 +0000 Organization: Caress Magazine Lines: 161 Message-ID:NNTP-Posting-Host: line0f.kemp-du.pavilion.co.uk Status: RO Nightdreams Review by Duncan Richards for Caress Magazine Ever since the invention of Hollywood, we Brits have suspected that the Americans were getting more sex than they were entitled to, and the arrival of Yankee Porn-flicks in the mid-to-late seventies did nothing to dispel that belief. Here in sleepy old Bristol, several of the main cinemas set up special clubs to show the new Triple X rated films. Some of those images remain etched in my memory. The locker-room scene from Midnight Blue for instance, where Jamie Gillis and friends take gangster's moll Vanessa Del Rio apart; and Desiree Cousteau, a Russ Meyer remould of Betty Boop, being screwed rotten by red-necked pirates in Summer Heat. It was too good to last! Outside in the real world, it didn't take long for the city fathers to discover that somebody was having fun, and move to close down this loophole. Fortunately the closure of the cinema clubs coincided with the advent of the first low-cost VCRs, and small video rental shops sprang up on every street corner eager to satisfy the demands of a new market. TCX, Electric Blue, Essex and other distributors rushed to supply cut-down versions of familiar porno titles, which although badly-butchered were still pretty horny by U.K. standards. The self-censored TCX version of Pretty Peaches for example retained the 'hot-water bottle' douche scene uncut. Call me kinky, but I've always preferred to watch this sequence in reverse, with Desiree's powerful anal pucker sucking the water back up into her rectal cavity like some turbo-charged vacuum cleaner. When even these meagre scrapings were outlawed by compulsory certification, there was no difficulty in getting hold of the real McCoy >from the more liberal regime in nearby Holland. Of those early purchases my favourite is the 1981 classic Nightdreams, directed by F. X. Pope and starring Dorothy Le May. Dorothy plays Mrs. Van Houten, a young housewife receiving treatment at a private clinic. From behind a two-way mirror, doctors observe the progress of her erotic psychosis and agonise over whether or not to intervene. We, on the other hand, spend ninety minutes inside their patient's head as she explores her perverted fantasies. Lucky old us! The opening titles are accompanied by the amplified sounds of a beating heart, then shallow breathing and a close up of Dorothy's face as she delivers an angry monologue direct to camera. But the clinic scenario is only the thread by which the fantasies are strung together, so don't go looking for psychological insights, this is porno, not Baywatch. The girl's a slut, let's leave it at that. The screen goes black, and we are in a moonlit nursery full of sinister shapes and shadows. Suddenly the big red box in the corner flies open and up pops a white-faced Jack with the crutch cut out of his nice red outfit. Dorothy is waiting for him so they get straight down to some serious pussy-licking and cock-sucking. Jack then penetrates her, first with the long pointy nose of his mask (in homage perhaps to the famous scene in Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange), and then with the long pointy end of dick (in homage no doubt to the sheer loveliness of Dorothy's extremely juicy little twat). She moans her pleasure and Jack pulls out, spunking copiously on her belly. Back briefly to the clinic where Mrs. Van Houten is holding her cheeks open to the camera so that we can all get a close-up view of her asshole, Very pretty Dorothy, but can you do the vacuum-cleaner trick like Desiree Cousteau? The scene shifts to a Western camp-fire where two lonesome cow-girls (Danielle & Monique) are caught canoodling. Enter Dorothy packing a giant dildo in her low-slung holster. They turn. She faces them down. 'Don't give me those tender looks.' she says, 'You want my pussy. Why don't you just say so?' 'We love the feel of fire.' the girls reply in a slow sing-song chant, 'The way it burns. We love to feel it all around, till all we can do is, Breath and Fuck, Breath and Fuck. Hey! Look at the bush on her! I'll bet she's real wet underneath. April showers bring May flowers.' The orchestra cranks up to a moody version of Ring of Fire, and we're right in the middle of an excellent three-way lesbian show. Porno regular Danielle looks so young and sweet in this scene it's enough to make your heart burst, and whatever happened to Monique? The climax comes when the two girls kneel up side by side and Dorothy dildo-fucks both of them into submission. A moment later we're in a Bedouin tent. Four stoned Arabs sit round a hookah, while in the foreground Dorothy lies naked on a rug, writhing in frustration as she attempts to reach her G-spot with the mouthpiece of another pipe. Two of the Arabs approach and replace the probing prosthetic with their own throbbing dicks. No music, no talking, just slurping and moaning as they put her first on her back then on her hands and knees, and simply use her. One spunks in her mouth and the other on her arse, before returning to their pipe and leaving Dorothy dozing peacefully, waiting like the perfect harem slave to be used again and again. Next there's a bathroom scene. A mysterious masked figure watches through a crack in the door as Dorothy masturbates in front of a full-length mirror. When she takes a large white vibrator from the drawer the peeping-tom can stand it no longer. He throws her down across the toilet and proceeds to shag her doggie-style. This guy is no gent, as witness the fact that he keeps his bowler-hat on throughout, and he really doesn't deserve that jaw-breaking blow-job Dorothy gives him either. But then how few of us ever get what we really deserve in this life? Not many thank heavens. Fast-forward to the next fantasy, where Dorothy is preparing her breakfast. 'I love my Creem O Wheat!' she says, 'It feels so good when it goes down my throat.' 'Better eat it before it gets cold!' suggests the smiling Negro from off the cereal packet, and Dorothy wastes no time in getting her ruby reds wrapped round his polished mahogany shaft. In the background the radio plays 'Old Man River', while a saxophonist dances around the kitchen in his tights disguised as a slice of toast. Luis Bunuel, eat your heart out! A jolly little scene all things considered, but mysteriously no come-shot. What was the director trying to tell us? I mean if the black guy got a droop, why didn't he bring on a stunt dick, or use an insert later? Read my post-Freudian, neo-structuralist analysis in the next issue of Big Tits Monthly. A brief return to lucidity is followed by Mrs. Van Houten's descent into a smoky sulphurous Hell, complete with the wailing voices of the eternally damned, incandescent charcoal fires and the monotonous clanking of infernal machines. It's obviously been a slow sort of day by local standards, because the Devil (played as a whinging Charles Manson look-alike) finds time to attend to the new arrival personally. Dorothy is chained down over a rock, and Charlie orders his female slave (Loni Sanders) to give her a good seeing-to with a very thick strap-on. But this rough penetration is as nothing compared to that achieved by the Devil's own two-pronged cunt-stretcher; one very large dildo and a six inch anal-intruder nailed to the base of an old broom handle. The insertion scene is a treat! Having suffered the exquisite agonies of Hell, Dorothy ascends to a Paradise drenched in the largactyl melodies of Eric Satie, and where Kevin James is waiting for her with a hard-on you could use to punch holes in masonry. Miss Le May may not be in the same class as Desiree when it comes to anal house-keeping duties, but she does star in another of my favourite 'reverse video' sequences, taken from Small Town Girls. It starts with Dorothy spitting a rapist's spunk back into his dick with pin-point accuracy. He moans and after some resistance gets Dorothy to let go off his dick. He re-dresses her, untying her and letting her down from the rotating wooden cross, then drags her backwards out of the warehouse and into a car. She drives back to the parking-lot, and he ducks down behind the seat while she goes back into the clothes store and returns all the ghastly seventies fashions she'd bought earlier. Who said there were no happy endings any more? Duncan Richards also writes regular reviews for Caress Newsletter. -- David Weldon [email protected] Editor/Publisher tel: 01273 726281 ** int: +44 1273 726281 ================================================================ Caress Magazine....the erotic experience ================================================================