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From: [email protected] (ChrisM7204)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies
Subject: Icewoman 2
Date: 22 Jan 1995 00:28:15 -0500
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Here's my first effort at providing this group with a review. Any feedback
on my effort, positive or negative, would be nice, but certainly not
necessary.

Icewoman 2
Cast: Ashlyn Gere, Steve Drake, Deborah Wells, Krysti Lynn, Tom Byron,
Tony Tedeschi, Brittany O'Connell and Lili Xene. From Vivid.

Scene 1: Quickie in the past in a cave. Caveman (Byron) kisses Cavewoman
(Xene?). Licks breast. Licks pussy. Gets shit kicked out of him by Drake.
Lasts about 3 minutes. Long enough to see what a great body Xene has.

Interlude: Cavewoman ends up in Dr.s (Drake) lab in modern day. Dr. thinks
he's caveman from past. Ashlyn wants attention from Dr. but Dr. wants
cavewoman. Ashlyn trades place with Cavewoman.

Scene 2: Blonde (Lynn) comes in to lab to see Dr. but sees Cavewoman
(Gere) instead. She remarks how beautiful she is and sticks a dildo in
her. After a few minutes with dildo they share a nice kiss, have a little
tit-on-tit rubbing then move into a 69. Dr comes in and wonders where the
real cavewoman is. Dr. Assistant finds her.

Scene 3: Electricity goes out so Dr. has to have dick sucked by Kristi.
His assistant Tony also has to be blown. This is to generate heat for
Icewoman or some lame thing. Kristi is a wonderful looking dick-sucker.
Other Dr. Assistant (O'Connell) comes in to help with Tony's dick. Boring.
No intercourse or cum shots.

Scene 4: Caveman (Byron) finds Ashlyn!? They fuck and suck. Weak cum
scene. Ashlyn tries to put out but she's not interested.

Scene 5: Cavewoman brought to life. They retro back in time (what?). Many
scenes shown. Tony and Xene. Drake and O'Connell. Anal scene between Drake
and O'Connell. Lynn and O'Connell masturbating. Cavewoman playing with
herself. All five together. Facial at end from Drake to whoever. Yawn.

Miscellaneous comments. Music from House of Dreams played in Scene 5. None
of the girls had boob jobs (assuming Gere is natural). Does Vivid make any
movie that's worth a buck? 

I can't recommend this movie. It was boring. The music was, of course,
horrible. The story made absolutely no sense. I do not recommend buying
this movie. Rent only if nothing else is on the rack.

Later,
Chris