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Date: Thu, 27 Apr 1995 00:07:41 UTC
Subject: Hardcore review
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Here is the real review.  Thank to Peter Van Aarle for pointing 
out my previous bone-headed blunder of separating scene info
with a line of ----------s.  The anon server chopped my previous post.


KOL review 04/16/95
Hardcore
1994, Vivid
Director: Bud Lee
Producer: Paul Thomas
Starring: (in order of appearance) Nikki Dial, Nic Cream, Kaitlyn Ashley,
Tony Tedeschi, Dyanna Lauren, Nick East, Brad Armstrong, Ron Jeremy(no sex).

Fans of Nikki Dial take heed!  This recent release, despite its couples
appeal and the fact it was directed by Bud Lee, delivers some excellent
footage of Ms. Dial.  Even if you're not a fan of Nikki Dial (do you
really exist?) this one is worth a rental at the least.  Now on to
the review...

After the opening credits we go straight into a sex scene.
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 Scene 1 - Nikki Dial, Nic Cream, Kaitlyn Ashley
=====================================================
Nikki is giving Nic a blowjob on a staircase.  She's wearing a red
see-through body suit and black heels.  Next, she is leaning over a
railing and Nic is licking her out from behind. He then fucks her over the
staircase from behind.  Then, some missionary where Nikki is laying on
the steps.  Suddenly, offscreen we here the director yell cut.  The
dialogue is mildly humorous.
Dir: ... we ran out of film..
Nikki: What do you mean cut? How long is this going to take?  This guy's
       drilling me lika an Arab looking for oil!
Dir: ...  it'll just take a couple more minutes, we'll reload the camera.
Nikki: No more fucking. Let's go to the cum shot.
Dir (to Nic): You need Cindy?
Nic: Yeah.
In comes Cindy (Kaitlyn Ashley) to fluff him up for the $ shot. She
blows Nic for a while, then requests, "Do me from behind. I want it in
the ass." A mild anal sequence (no penetration shot) ensues.  Nikki grows
increasingly impatient occasionally rolling her eyes or asking, "Are you
ready yet?"  Finally, Nic tosses Kaitlyn aside and jerks off on Nikki's tits.
=======================================================

Then some plot follows.  Basically, Nikki wants to take a vacation from
porn and her manager (Tony Tedeschi) is pushing to keep her working.
One morning an old friend (Dyanna Lauren) calls her up, inviting Nikki
to go camping to meet Dyanna's fiancee David (Brad Armstrong).  Nikki
regretfully declines as she has previous commitments to work. Just
then the doorbell rings. Nikki answers the door to find herself face
to face with her dead ringer.  Nikki then comes up with an idea to
go on the vacation with Dyanna Lauren and have her look-alike do
various photo shoots and movies in her place.  Nikki heads off to go
camping with Dyanna and Brad where she is introduced to Nick East.

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Scene 2 - Dyanna Lauren, Brad Armstrong

Next to a fireside with Nikki Dial and Nick East watching (both
are alone ie not near each other) Dyanna starts kissing a sleeping
Brad Armstrong.  He wakes up, they kiss briefly and then she proceeds
to blow him.  He undresses her, sucks her tits, and then eats her out.
They fuck missionary for awhile. She then gets on top of him and rides
on top until he pulls out and jerks off.  His 'load' doesn't touch
Dyanna as he is laying on his back.
===========================================================

Side question: why do the actors usually jerk themselves off when they
cum and not let the female do it? I'd personally rather see a female
stroking a dick, then some guy doing it to himself.  This can be done;
I've seen it in a few movies. Just wondering why the latter seems to
be the norm.

============================================================
Scene 3 - Nikki Dial, Nick East
============================================================

This scene is an absolute classic!  We get lots of full body shots of
Nikki throughout.  Close-up are not overbearing or ridiculously long
in duration.  I'm not a Bud Lee fan but he did a good job in this
scene and almost as good a job in the last one.
I'll skip the blow-by-blow of this scene and leave it as a surprise.
It is one of my current favorite scenes.
===========================================================

Another humorous scene involves the "stand-in" Nikki getting ready
to do a sex scene.  In this scene Nikki (remember this is the
replacement Nikki who hasn't ever done porn) is matched up with
none other than Ron Jeremy.  He says something along these lines:
Ron: I'm gonna fuck you hard. I'm gonna fuck you every which way and
     you're gonna like it.  Then I'm gonna show you my dick. Wanna
     see it? Tell me you want to see it.
Nikki: Yes. I want to see it.
Ron: Here it is.
The replacement Nikki gasps, slaps his dick, and storms off the set.
The director consoles Ron.  Offstage, Nikki informs her manager
(who has by now discovered she isn't the real Nikki) that Ron's
dick is too big. Furthermore, the only person she would feel 
comfortable with is him (Tony Tedeschi).  He says he'll talk
to the director.  We then cut to Tony Tedeschi saying the same lines
Ron said to Nikki earlier, only this time she responds kindly.

_______________________________________________________________
Scene 4 - Nikki Dial, Tony Tedeschi
_______________________________________________________________

A nice scene.  Fans of Nikki must see this scene and especially
scene 3.  A short blowjob is followed with some reciprocation from
Tony.  Tony then fucks her hard missionary style on a countertop.
They switch to Nikki on top and she works her magic.  This scene
does not disappoint.  It ends with Nikki Dial jerking of Tony 
Tedeschi (yeah! at least he didn't jerk himself off.)  Also
important to note that in scenes 3 and 4 Nikki is barefoot.  I
know some people (including me) are sick of high heels all the time.

This movie is very nicely filmed, with some outdoor scenes.  The
sound is decent.  There are plenty of full female body shots and
Nikki Dial is absolutely gorgeous. The first two scenes are ok.
Dyanna Lauren has missle tits and this may turn some people off.
Serious Nikki Dial fans must see this movie.
Rating: 4  (out of 5)

I wanted to say 4.5 but I realized that's due to the fact that it
has two excellent scenes with Nikki who has quickly become one of
my top two or three favorite actresses. I've only seen three
movies with her in it.

videosan may want to note that this movie is not on the bio-server list.
Have a nice day,
KOL

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