From alt.sex.movies Mon Apr 24 11:22:26 1995 Message-ID: <[email protected]> Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies From: [email protected] (Jamal) Organization: Anonymous contact service Reply-To: [email protected] Date: Thu, 7 Apr 1994 12:27:57 UTC Subject: Review: Endlessly Status: RO # Endlessly c 70 1993 Vivid, Paul Thomas . Nicole London, Jon Morgan (oral) . Crystal Wilder, Terry Thomas Jane, Rob Savage . Tiffany Minx, Alex Jordan . Nikki Dial, Marc Wallice Synopsis: Nikki Dial wants to be made love to endlessly. She meets a guy at a party. They walk and talk on the beach, then they fool around for a long time. Comments: Endlessly is endlessly lame and boring. It the perfect example of just how horrible a Paul Thomas video can be. The only thing this video has going for it is Nikki Dial's looks and Jane Water's cinematography. The video looks great, but is devoid of any substance. There's no plot and very little action. I guess this is supposed to be a couples film, but the the sex isn't romantic--it's just boring. The first scene takes has Nicole London and Jon Morgan fooling around in an outdoor spa. Jon fingers Nicole and gives her head. Nicole returns the favor and the scene ends with a weak facial without any fucking. The second scene is intercut with the first. It has two couples (Crystal and Terry, and Rob and Rasha) getting it in on by a fireplace. The scene ends with a facial for each girl, but nothing special. The third scene is a lesbian encounter with Tiffany Minx and Alex Jordan. The fourth (in two parts) scene involves Nikki Dial and Marc Wallice. In the first part he rubs his cock against her pussy and cums on her chest. In the second part he fucks (with a condom) and then cums on her chest and face. The scene occupies 30 minutes of and 80 minute video. It's supposed to be slow and sensual, but it's just tedious. Clearly this film was made for the cable market (although, thankful, it's not too apparent from the editing). Evidently the cable market is more lucrative and this justifies the superior production values. It too bad the same production values can't be put into more an honest porno video. Coming next, a review of an honest porno video: Rex Borsky's "Anal Hounds and Bitches". See ya, Jamal (formerly Dunbar) Key: [Press 'n' now, if you've seen it before] # Title c [Ratings] [Year] [Video Company], [Director] . scene list Explanation of ratings: My rating comes first. It's a simple grading scale from 50 to 99. I also include the ratings from the Adam Film World and Hustler, if I have them (separated by slashes). Adam gives films one to five stars and an erotic rating of cold, warm, hot or volcanic (denoted 2H,3W,4V, etc). Hustler gives erection ratings, limp, 1/4, 2/4, 3/4, fully erect (denoted 0E,1E,2E,3E, or 4E). The table below gives a rough comparison of the different rating systems. Letter My Grade 0-9 Rating Hustler Adam Comments +-----+------+---------+---------+---------+---------------------------------+ | A | 9 | 95-99 | 4E | 4V 5V | Must have! | | | 8 | 90-94 | | 4H 5H | Very highly recommended. | |-----+------+---------+---------+---------+---------------------------------| | B | 7 | 85-89 | 3E | 4W 3V | Recommended. | | | 6 | 80-84 | | 2V 3H | Mildly recommended. | |-----+------+---------+---------+---------+---------------------------------| | C | 5 | 75-79 | 2E | 2H 3W | Mixed--has moments. | | | 4 | 70-74 | | | | |-----+------+---------+---------+---------+---------------------------------| | D | 3 | 65-69 | 1E | 2W | Not recommended. | | | 2 | 60-64 | | 2C | | |-----+------+---------+---------+---------+---------------------------------| | F | 1 | 55-59 | 0E | 1W | Avoid at all costs! | | | 0 | 50-54 | | 1C | | +-----+------+---------+---------+---------+---------------------------------+ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- To find out more about the anon service, send mail to [email protected]. Due to the double-blind, any mail replies to this message will be anonymized, and an anonymous id will be allocated automatically. You have been warned. Please report any problems, inappropriate use etc. to [email protected].