Subject: Review: "Curse of the Catwoman" From: [email protected] (Brad Williams ) Date: 10 Jun 1995 14:02:42 GMT Here's a strange, but talent-laden Leslie flick from 19991. Curse of the Catwoman. VCA.1991. Written,Directed,Produced,Edited by John Leslie. Selena Steele,Raven,Ashley Nicole,Zara Whites,Patricia Kennedy,Raquel Darrian,Rocco Siffredi,Jamie Gillis,Marc Wallice,Randy Spears,Derrick Lane, Tom Byron, TT Boy, and about 6 uncredited "Fellas"-(Imperator-TM). Approx 85minutes.Shot-on-video. The look and atmosphere of this vid look almost like a prequel to Leslie's '94 film, "Dog Walker." Lots of cat images, smoke, gloomy alleyways,imagery,etc. The plot is rather bizarre, most of the cast are a race of "Cat People" who are waiting for the Chosen One to join them as prophecized. Raven and Rocco appear to be the head-felines who lead the rest to a certain bar where most of the sex takes place with the bar-patrons watching. AShlyn Nicole and TT Boy do a grind on the dance floor(good standing screw), and then Nicole leaves with her man, Jamie Gillis. Out in the alley, Rocco and Raven show-up for some action after a bunch of images of a large cat(panther?) walking down a smoke-filled street. After a brief Gillis-routine on Nicole("I know my cock is small, pretend it's a huge cock"-pretty funny), Rocco slams her in another standing screw, and Raven gives an onlooking Gillis a handjob. Big blast from both guys in this odd scene. Selena Steele shows-up later, and she and Raven have some differences(they are supposed to be sisters). Steele has one helluva hot masturabtion scene and then takes a cat-nap. Rocco brings Patricia Kennedy up to her room for a bed-bang and BJ before Steele joins in the hot action. Big facial. Steele wants to pork Wallice, but their screw is interrupted by Raven, who forces Steele to watch a damn good RC scene. Wallice sure seemed to not be too bothered by the switch in partners as he blasts all over Raven's fishnet from the RC position. Back to the bar, cat-person Zara Whites goes on the floor and TT Boy and about 6 unknowns get around her in a circle for a circle jerk. Whites looks dynamite as usual, but keeps her clothes on as the guys whip-it. Some very muscular-dude gives himself head with relative ease during the jerk-off. Everybody blows their loads on Zara or the floor, and thescene ends rather disappointingly, Zara isn't really used at all. At least the circle-jerk is quick, 7 guys standing around stroking isn't much of a turn-on for me. More bar action with Raquel Darrian and her boyfriend Lane. Nothing out of the ordinary here, if you've seen these two once, you've seen them a 100 times. Darrian is extremely attractive, and makes enogh noise to raise your blood pressure, but that's about it. Missionary,spoon,doggie. Randy Spears and Selena do a steamy poke on top of a bar stool as Rocco does Alexandra Quinn. The Spears-Selena awkward positioning is pretty hot stuff, and Rocco gives Quinn a bath after a pretty good BJ. Turns out that Selena is actually the "chosen one," so she tells Raven to take a hike so Steele can cowgirl Tom Byron for a while. Pretty good scene here, Selena is very "into it," as she is in all of her scenes. Facial. As strange and nonsensical as the "plot" is, Leslie wins again with very high quality production, making shot-on-video not such a dirty word when you get it right like a Leslie, Dark or Buttman. Decent acting, tremendously attractive cast, tons of sex scenes(though nothing "deviant"), and the rest of the cast like Darrian and Zara are standing around during the other's scenes looking pretty hot, so they aren't really wasted talent. Steele is very enthusiastic in her many scenes, and Raven has never looked better. Interesting note: there is NO girl/girl at all in this flick:( On the Imperator rating scale, the technical and production aspects of hot sex with hot people by Leslie rates a 3.2. A damn good video with a lot of major stars, only the plot held this one back from higher glory. Brad