From [email protected] Wed Mar 22 21:26:25 EST 1995 Article: 52614 of alt.sex.movies Path: roch0.eznet.net!news.sprintlink.net!EU.net!sun4nl!news.rotterdam.luna.net!news From: [email protected] (Peter van Aarle) Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies Subject: Review: Cheerleader Nurses Date: Wed, 22 Mar 1995 19:23:31 +0100 Organization: Luna Internet Services Lines: 88 Distribution: world Message-ID:NNTP-Posting-Host: dyna-08.bart.nl X-Newsreader: NewsHopper Status: RO Ok, I finally watched a few movies again which a) are worth reviewing and b) haven't been reviewed in detail yet. So without further ado (there's enough off-topic text to be found on asm these days), I give you: Cheerleader Nurses (VCA Platinum 1993, dir: Bionca) cast: Tiffany Minx, Melanie Moore, Lacy Rose, Crystal Wilder, Alex Jordan, Sharon Kane, Rebecca Bardoux, Kiss, Nikki Sinn, Shawnee Cates, Bionca, Nikki Sinn, Stacy Nichols and Debi Diamond. Joey Silvera, Randy Spears, Jon Dough, Terry Thomas and Ron Jeremy. So this isn't the run-of-the-mill 5 scene formula-porn one-day wonder we are all familiar with. That doesn't mean it's a porn movie with a very highly developed plot, either ;-) However it is a movie which tries to combine hot sex scenes with (usually fairly short) interludes of dialog (most of it wacky). The technical quality of the video is good, so you can at least see what's up (pun intended ;-) This movie starts with student-nurse Mary Jane (Tiffany Minx) sucking off patient Randy Spears on his hospital bed. He reciprocates with a few licks before screwing her. Even though this scene is short, Tif is always worth watching. Then we go on to the credits, followed by a card introducing us to the "Burton Allen Institute of Nursing, Air Hostessing, Cheerleading, Culinary Arts, Exotic Dancing, Massage, Super Runway Modeling and Car Wash Management, etc." (BTW, one of the dialogs explains why the Car Wash Management part of the curiculum: this is so they can have a co-ed school [although we never see any male students ;-] and have basketball- and footbal-programs for the cheerleaders to cheer for). Next we see one of the senior nurses, Mary Ellen (Melanie Moore) welcome new student nurse Mary Lou (Crystal Wilder). Nurse Mary Katherine (Alex Jordan) as usual get the job of showing her around. So Alex immediately takes her into an empty room where she proceeds to "break her in" in a very nice lesbian scene. Then Melanie Moore introduces Crystal to the other girls in the dormroom: dr. Mary Ann (Sharon Kane, who hangs out with the nurses instead of the oversexed doctors), and nurses Mary Alice (Debi Diamond), Mary Jo (Lacy Rose), Mary Sue (Kiss), Mary Beth (Stacy Nichols, the only 3 seconds we see her in the movie. But there always the sequel...), Mary Jane (Tiffany Minx), Mary Frances (Nikki Sinn), Dancing Fox (Shawnee Cates, "an American Native girl") and Mavis (Bionca). Meanwhile doctor Elvis T. Melble (Joey Silvera) and dr. Izzy Quisling (Ron Jeremy, in a non-sex role) visit two new patients: Jon Dough and Terry Thomas, who both complain that they want a single room. But when new girl Crystal is sent in to look after them, they both decide to skip lunch and have her instead. They go for a sandwich (aka DP) and end with a big double facial. Later Lacy Rose and Bionca are fooling around on their bed when Malenie Moore comes in with a girl (Rebecca Bardoux) she's found. Since her name is Mary Kaye, Mel thinks she might be suitable for student nurse. The other two agree and decide to give her an examination. After all 3 nurses gang up on Rebecca, Lacy, Bionca and a strap-on pair up, as do Rebecca and Melanie. That night during the graveyard shift Debi Diamond and Bionca start kissing when dr. Joey comes in. He asks Bionca to come with him and asks her to show him how to become a lesbian. So after an extensive session of cunnilingus, followed by anallingus, Bionca rewards Joey with a fuck. The final scene has the staff give patient Randy Spears some special treatment. This consists of Sharon Kane, Melanie, Kiss, Nikki Sinn and Shawnee Cates all ganging up on him. This scene includes Randy telling them to all line up in the doggy position so he can give them all a turn. That's the end of the movie, but we do get some previews of the sequel which will include an all-girl orgy involving lots of plastic instruments being inserted into assholes. All in all it's an enjoyable flick (especially so if you like g/g action, since there is a lot of that), but you can easily see they shot this and the sequel in one go: Debi Diamond doesn't even do more than show her tits here, and Stacy Nichols doesn't even go that far. And to try and give this a standard rating (I don't like giving ratings, it's way to subjective and even depends on what you saw before this movie...) on that Imperator scale of 0-4, I'd say 3.25 Peter van Aarle ([email protected] / [email protected])