From alt.sex.movies Mon Apr 24 11:22:26 1995
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Date: Sat, 27 Aug 1994 18:17:11 UTC
Subject: Reviews of "Cheerleader Nurses" films, thoughts on women in uniform
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Reviews of "Cheerleader Nurses" and "Return of the Cheerleader Nurses",
        As Well As Selected Thoughts on Women in Uniform

                                by V


I have seen the future of porn, and it is "Cheerleader Nurses".
Great porn, like great literature, seems obvious once it's
here.  After watching "Cheerleader Nurses", you can't help
but wonder why it took the porn industry so long to make this
film.  The production values are high, the women are beautiful, 
and the sex is fantastic.

What can explain the fondness of man for a woman in uniform?
Perhaps it's the illusion of intimacy.  We may not know the
actress, but once she puts on the outfit she looks like the
nurse at your college health clinic.  When Tracy Adams puts
on a stewardess uniform, how much easier it becomes to fantasize
that the beautiful blonde who served you coffee on your last
United flight is now sucking on your penis with wild abandon.
Most men, I suspect, fantasize about women we know because our images of 
them are more vivid; they're drawn from everyday experience.
Imagining such women in sexual situations, however, is a struggle;
we don't have much material to go on.  By contrast, women who provide 
easy material for sexual fantasy (porn actresses) lack the immediacy 
and thrill of everyday acquaintance.  Perhaps the uniform helps bridge
the gap with women in our lives, enabling us to turn our memories of ordinary 
encounters into fantasies of extraordinary ones.

"Cheerleader Nurses" and "Return of the Cheerleader Nurses" mark,
in my judgement, a new genre of porn.  The plot revolves around
an institute where women basically parade around in nurses uniforms
without panties or bras.  Don't ask how the cheerleading factors in,
although it works pretty well.  This movie revels in the celebration 
of the female form, clothed and unclothed.  Plenty of non-sex scenes
focusing on women changing in and out of nursing and cheerleading
uniforms, which adds to the tension and just makes the sex scenes hotter.

The true genius of these films, however, lies in the writing.  It's
no surprise that the scripts were written by Jim Holliday.  Jim
was interviewed by Yale Prof. Robert Stoller in his classic book
on porn, and is a legend in the business.

Jim Holliday has discovered that intelligence is sexy.  He has
his women, on occasion, sit around and say (for porn) reasonably 
intelligent things.  One two-minute dialog has the nurses discussing eponyms 
and giving examples.  I *loved* this part.  The idea of a hospital staffed by
scantily clad nurses a) who have sex with the patients and each other,
and b) are intelligent enough to talk about eponyms, is sheer
genius.  About time someone in porn realized that we like our
women with brains!  

I thought both Cheerleader Nurses films were outstanding, but if
I had to pick one I'd say the sequel was even better than the original.
Two scenes stand out (so to speak).  Randy Spears does a scene with
a cute brunette with medium sized breasts and a southern accent,
who comes in with a vibrator in the cleavage of her nurse's uniform.
The sex is very hot, and she is absolutely torrid when she gets into
it.  Somebody on the net can probably ID her.

But by far the hottest scene was the last one.  The door to the
changing room closes, the toys come out, and a dozen nurses
let loose in an incredibly hot lesbian orgy scene.  *Lots*
of anal play.  Great shots of four nurses in a row with vibrators
in their anuses while they masturbate.  Anal beads, lots of oil,
long lingering shots of beautiful female flesh filling the screen.
Although there are the usual gratuitous gynecological closeups,
there are also plenty of full body shots, in which you can see
the enthusiasm on their faces as they masturbate and please each
other.  A fitting end to an incredibly hot video.

Kudos to Jim Holliday and everybody involved with the Cheerleader
Nurses series.  I've been watching porn for over 15 years, and
these are true masterpieces.

V

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