From alt.sex.movies Mon Apr 24 11:22:26 1995 Message-ID: <[email protected]> Path: nic.cc.ruu.nl!news.nic.surfnet.nl!sun4nl!mcsun!news.eunet.fi!anon.penet.fi Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies From: [email protected] X-Anonymously-To: alt.sex.movies Organization: Anonymous contact service Reply-To: [email protected] Date: Mon, 8 Nov 1993 19:14:17 UTC Subject: Review: "California Pizza Girls", starring Kiss and Tiffany Minx Lines: 57 Status: RO Review of "California Pizza Girls", starring Kiss and Tiffany Minx After my first visit to "Hooters" (see my article of a few weeks ago), I thought "Why doesn't someone do a porn ripoff of this?". Great minds think alike: I offer as evidence "California Pizza Girls". "California Pizza Girls" stars the same guy who does the "Breastman" series, a fairly scuzzy-looking character with a New York Italian accent. The plot, such as it is, concerns a pizza place that is losing money and decides, wonder of wonders, to hire fabulous babes to work for them to drum up business. The dialog is laughably silly, even for a porn video. Here's the first scene: (Cute blonde walks into the restaraunt) Guy: What'll it be? Girl: Gimme a calzone. Guy: How do you like that? Girl: (seductively) Beefy. Guy: Fuck. And then they have sex on the counter. Hey, I don't write 'em, I just review 'em. Anyway, I mentioned "Hooters" before. One scene is definitely Hooters-inspired. A newly-hired waitress is bending over wiping tables, wearing extremely short orange shorts and a skimpy orange halter that barely contains her ample breasts. Now the uniform doesn't say "Hooters", presumably to avoid copyright infringement, but the effect is unmistakable. Needless to say, she ends up stripping and doing the nasty with the owner of the place, with plenty of spicy talk during the action. If you've ever been to Hooters, you'll love this scene. The other scene was with a brunette, also slim, stacked, and very pretty. (Kiss? Tiffany Minx? There were no faces with the credits, so I can't tell you who was who). She wasn't wearing the Hooters uniform, but her sex scene was also really good. The thing I liked best about both these scenes is the use of full body shots. Close up genital penetration just doesn't do it for me. I like it best when penetration is shown while the entire woman is in shot: gorgeous body, bountiful breasts, pretty face smiling while we watch her being penetrated. This kind of shot is not easy to set up, but both the "Hooters" scene and this one manage it very well. I wish more porn filmmakers would do it. Am I the only one who looks for this in sex scenes? Anyway, "California Pizza Girls" is a must rent for anybody who's ever fantasized about doing it with a "Hooters" girl, and for anybody who likes full body camera angles. Maybe somebody who's familiar with Tiffany Minx and Kiss can tell us more about them. V ------------------------------------------------------------------------- To find out more about the anon service, send mail to [email protected]. Due to the double-blind, any mail replies to this message will be anonymized, and an anonymous id will be allocated automatically. You have been warned. Please report any problems, inappropriate use etc. to [email protected].