From alt.sex.movies Mon Apr 24 11:22:26 1995 Subject: NEW Buttman review: Buttman's Big Tit Adventure 3 From: Heretic Date: 4 Jun 1995 22:21:31 -0400 Status: RO Buttman's Bit Tit Adventure 3 Cream Cocoa, Debbie Dee, Shelby Stone, Rachel Love, P.J. Sparxx, Eleanna, Tiaz. Joey Silvera, Roscoe Bolwtree, Rocco Siffredi, Some Brazilian guy, John Stagliano, Bruce 7 cameo. 1995. 140 minutes. It's hard for me to contain my excitement at finding this video! With all the crap that's been going on in this group I was about to give up on ASM + adult films for good. (If I had left, I'm sure I would have been back as soon as I got my vids from Blowfish-more on these later). I've been at my parent's house for a couple weeks and have consequently had a lack of access to "new" porn. I did have a dub (sorry John) of Face Dance II so I was able to keep my sanity and watching it on a 20+ inch TV versus my usual 9 inch that I have here was very nice. Frankly I think I'm missing out BIG time by watching on such a small set. I guess I'll have to rewatch all of Buttman's stuff when I get a bigger TV set. What a chore! :-) I believe this is the first Buttman video of 1995. I know I was wondering "where the hell is a new video" for the majority of this year. Well it has finally arrived and it was well worth the wait. The theme of obviously big busoms, natural ones. Thought it has been alleged that P.J. had a boob job, her accusers have been so far unable to substantiate their claims. They certainly look fine to me. John says on the back of the box something to the effect "I know she doesn't have really big tits and doesn't really belong in this movie but I've been dying to use her for years...." With that out of the way, all the breasts in here are real. Is John psychic or something? No, he just know what we (his fans) like. Narratively it's similar to Buttfreak, in that there is the sort of underlying story inter-cut with scenes from various locales. We begin with John in his office and having to do work and not being able to shoot butts. Apparently the more successful you are, the more paper work for Bruce you have to do over at the Angel empire. Anyway, P.J. is there to keep John in line, complete with riding crop and short skirt. After telling John to get to work, she gives John a brief tease. What an ass!! Then it's on to Houston, Texas where John is shows up Cream Cocoa, a delicious looking black girl with a beautiful face and huge breasts. He's just showing her the hotel room for a surprise party for Dario or something. She briefs shows her breasts and ass. Next we're in the car outside the Astrodome with Dario. John tells Dario about all the great "titty bars" in Houston. Of course Dario wants to go, but John insists that they see the Astrodome first. Can you guess what happens next? They spot a girl! How many times have we seen this? Well it's _not_ getting old, unlike Bruce 7's "by the numbers" Buttslammers stuff. It's Debbie Dee, not to be confused with Debbie D., aka Debbie Diamond. She's a dirty blonde (that's her hair color :-) with a large busom. Dario pulls his dick out in public? Never! :-) They go back to the hotel room? How original! :-) Debbie has nice large floppy breasts and a voluptuous body to match. She has a very energetic lengthly (in a good way) scene with Dario. She's very fun. Next we're in Brazil with the whacked Joey. They talk football (that's soccer for you US types) and then spot two girls walking in the park. Here's some dialogue: John: "That one girl is kind of big. Bruce 7 doesn't like big girls" Joey: "Well that's his problem." It certainly is! I love big girls. Screw Bruce 7. Unfortunately the girls don't speak English, John's Portuguese is a bit rusty and Joey scares them away, so they walk away. John + Joey go to John's Brazilian associate "Stanley" (who was briefly mentioned in Buttman's Wet Dream). The girls are there too? Hmmm...never seen that. :-) One of the workers finds John filming and recognizes him and an outdoor scene in the Brazilian rain ensues with Joey getting Tiaz and the Brazilian guy getting Eleanna. Eleanna has incredible huge yet firm breasts. John says "If you like natural tits, this is the place to be - Brazil" She's also really voluptuous and her friend isn't bad either. I think she does anal, but I wasn't sure. Now we're back in Houston, where Roscoe is relating something that happened to Dario about a waitress in a restaurant. I guess Dario pulled his dick out or something. Anyway, Shelby Stone shows up and she has the most incredible eyes I've seen in a while. WOW! Another voluptuous babe with big floppy natural breasts in her first video appearance. Dario makes reference to the breast fucking as being " real Espanol", the Italian work for Spanish. You'd have to be up on you sexual slang to realize the "Spanish" sex refers to "titty fucking". A decent scene. Now it's back to California where John spots Rachel Love in the park, gets a look at her and give her his card. He heads back to the office when P.J. is waiting for him, crop in hand. He starts to get back to work, but hears some noises coming from the next room. It seems Joey is licking P.J.'s ass. John closes in to get a better shot but is discovered. P.J. makes him watch. He whines about never getting anything. The man _is_ incredible. "Would you be able to film if you had Zara and Silver in front of you?" Back to Houston, where be find Roscoe, Dario, Debbie and Cream. John decides they should have a lap dance contest. Roscoe asks "What's the prize for them" and John replies "Same as that Face Dance orgy" so it seems that Face Dance is part of the the Buttman series, sort of. I'll discuss this another time. Anyway, the guys are unable to keep their dicks in their pants and John says "We're supposed to be have dancing. You guys are failing on all the elements of tease." John has made a tease fan out of me, and I was a little disappointed in the guy's "greediness?" It's still put. Rocco gets Cream while Debbie sucks off Roscoe and gives her a facial. No intercourse, which is good or bad depending on your point of view :-) The scene ends in a double blow/tit job for Dario and for a moment it looks like he is doing to have a heart attack or something after orgasm as the girls smother his dick and face with their mammoth busoms. Back to the office for the scene I was anticipating (John definitely* knows how to keep the viewers attention). P.J. is over in Bruce 7's office, getting her ass beaten with a riding crop. John wants to ask Bruce about with girl in the park. Bruce replies "John, what day did you wake up and say you were going to start going tits and stop doing butts?!?" John replies "Well, I still like butts - P.J.'s been teasing me with hers all day" He runs back to the office with Bruce gives P.J. the riding crop and she starts coming after John. Rachel shows up and John tells her Joey is a director and so we start with a little tease before working up to a blowjob. P.J. walking in all domineering and a threeway is in affect. P.J. does give Joey a blowjob, but when it comes to intercourse, it's condom time. P.J. is very vocal in her scenes and I wonder how much of it is real :-( Rachel goes anal and Joey comes on her breasts. This video was worth the wait. All the girls her I would consider voluptuous, even P.J. They all have that "little extra" in the stomach area that I love and some people say "she looks fat" These are the type of women I like to see: big, natural + voluptuous. Despite some sarcasm in my review as to the predictability of the scenes, I have not grown tired of John's "formula". It still works after all these years, which is more than I can say about others over at the Angel empire. Interesting to note is the lack of a just girl/girl scene. P.J. likes girls, but it seems that Buttman's past few features have foregone this forumulic contrivance. I'll discuss this further in a future article on John. For the time being, suffice it to say I feel John is the greatest director of the "post-Video Age" period, and this video was like a very needed breath of fresh air. The man has given be a reason to watching adult films again. Certainly seeing P.J. in a Buttman film, all natural breasts, and new girls are enough to earn my highest marks. Rating: 4/4 (that's not a 4.00) "Tick tick tock I am the kitchen clock" - PTP