Butt Freak (1992, d. John Stagliano, Evil Angel)

Danyel Cheeks, Celeste, Woody Long, Tianna, Rocco Siffredi, Silver,
Zara Whites, Dee Dee Reeves, Nina Hartley, Felipe, Alex Matthews,
Susan Matthews, Joey Silvera, Jim Sparks, John Stagliano, Angela Summers

This reminds me of a collection of B-sides by a band, but the footage is by no
mean sub-standard.  The film starts with John 'interviewing' Danyel for his
new film.  Danyel dances for a bit before John brings out a big box of toys
and Danyel jills off with some anal play throw in.

We get a brief 'how-to' piece featuring Angela Summers' superior posterior where
Stagliano explains how Buttman shoots the female ass.  An education piece, ya,
that's the ticket...

The next scene is a classic piece of seduction.  John and Woody are playing 
basketball when they spot Celeste going into a church.  Note this is pre-nose
boob job Celeste.  She looks almost nothing like she looks today.  John and
Woody follow her after she leaves the church.  It turns out she's considering
becoming a nun(!).  With some sweat talking, they manage to convince her to
come back to John's place with them.  There we get some dancing and Woody
starts playing with himself and Celeste asks "Are you sure this dancing was
such a good idea."  Well you can only prolong the inevitable so long, so the
two get down to business.  The two are always hot together and this coupling
features some anal sex thrown in for good measure.

John finds himself in Roscoe's office with Tianna standing on his desk dressed
to the domination nines in black leather.  She's trying to get him to sell more
of Bruce 7's bondage stuff.  Turns out the bondage stuff hasn't been doing to
well while Buttman's stuff has been selling like hot cakes.  After a failed
sales call, we get a brief vignette where Roscoe licks Tianna's ass.  This is
a longer hair Tianna, not the butch cut she features today.  I like it long
better personally.

In the next scene we find ourselves under the sink in the bathroom of the 
hotel room in Amsterdam where the final scene of 'Buttman's European Vacation'
was shot.  Zara and Silver are supposed to be putting on make-up but then
start playing with each other.  There's a great moment here where they bang
their butts against each other.  Rocco enters and they play with his Italian
Sausage before he adjourns to the bedroom with Silver.  Zara stays and we
watch from under the sink as she masturbates.  She spots John and they go to the
bedroom where find that Rocco has been fucking Silver in the ass.  The scene
ends quickly, with no cumshot.  Strange.

We find ourselves poolside at Tianna's house with Tianna and Dee Dee doing
the requisite girl-girl scene.  I like Tianna with longer hair.  Dee Dee has
HUGE tits.  I can't believe they are real bases on their size, but the shape
leads me to believe there a freak occurrence.

Nina Hartley stops by John's house to give him and Felipe ass licking lessons.
The scene ends and resumes later with both of them getting off on her ass.

Alex and Suzie Matthews do their thing.  Ho-hum.

Woody shows up to fix John's fence.  He spots Danyel and tries to get out of
it - "Well maybe we could work something out." to which John replies "No, I
cash, money.  Woody, fix the fence".  Woody then keeps saying "Well why don't
you get it."  Hilarious stuff.  Trying to get some editing done, he spots
Joey Silvera spying around his house.  Joey had been by earlier trying to sell
John some insurance and then admitted that he didn't actually have a job and 
he just wanted to get into John's house.  "Well why do you list your address
in the phone book if you don't want people to know where you live?"  Joey
does a great job, as he always does of playing a wacko.  Jim Sparks show up
and then we find Woody poolside with Danyel.  All five move up to the bedroom
and Danyel gets DP a couple of times.  John gives the camera to Woody and gets
in on the action.

This isn't your usually Buttman movie.  It's a collection of clips loosely
tied together.  The scene are good though.  Seeing Silver and Zara together
again was reason enough to rent this film.  These two are my 'dream team'  I'd
love to know what they're saying in the bathroom putting their makeup on.
Unfortunatley, the sound is terrible, and so our resident Dutch expert was
unable to figure out what they were saying on first listen.

Rating: 3.40/4