From [email protected] Sun Mar 12 15:39:02 EST 1995 Article: 51534 of alt.sex.movies Message-ID: <[email protected]> Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies From: [email protected] X-Anonymously-To: alt.sex.movies Organization: Anonymous contact service Reply-To: [email protected] Date: Sun, 12 Mar 1995 07:08:48 UTC Subject: REVIEW(s) "Steam" and "Private #9" Lines: 139 Status: RO I'll try to make this message shorter than the last one... Had some time on my hands (or was it lube...), so I dropped in to my favorite video rental place just to cruise the shelves. I had the cash for two selections, and ended up taking "Steam" the 1993 Amazing Pictures release starring Sarah Jane Hamilton, the current reigning queen of rainwomen, and "Private Video Magazine #9" because it had Vanessa Chase on the box cover, and because I had heard a lot of great things about the Private series (after all, #1 won an award). First, "Steam" ... Directed by John T. Bone, this vid stars Sarah Jane Hamilton, Alicia Rio, Debie Diamond, Bionca, Mark Walice (that's the way they spelled it in the credits), Tom Byron, and Steve Houston. The premise of the vid (and what's a porn vid without a premise, eh?) is that the four females mentioned above are in a steam room sharing stories of their escapades with each others' spouses. There's a little girl-girl kissing and fondling, with the promise of more later. Debie Diamond starts things off, recalling her nasty encounter with Alicia's man, Tom Byron, on the kitchen table of Tom and Alicia's house. Debie is her usual nasty self, seducing the (at first) unwilling Byron and then gulping his manhood. This has all the usual trademark DD stuff including ass and pussy licking/spanking/fucking and a decent cum shot all over her ass crack (she rubs her ass with her fingers and licks off the cum). Then it's Bionca's turn to tell a tale. She and Mark W have a hot time in a bedroom (I'm not sure whose). Bionca gets into some D/s play, dominating Mark and getting him to put on a woman's bra and panties. There's a lot of mutual masturbation and very little fuck/suck in this scene. Mark gets Bionca off with a large dildo and then he jerks off on her tits (is there anyone else in porn with nipples as long as Bionca's?). Next up is Alicia Rio, who takes on Steve Houston in a bathroom (ostensibly at a party). This scene features some foot worship and Alicia dominates Steve, tying one of her stockings around his cock (which got real interesting as he was fucking her later on and she was pulling on the stocking at the same time). Eventually, he shoots on her foot and she licks it off. Pretty hot scene, and her hot conversation added much to its effectiveness. By this time, I was wondering why they listed SJH as the star when she hadn't done anything except take her clothes off and sit in a steam room with three other naked women. In the vid, SJH is apparently single (the only one of the four women who is), and comments that she doesn't like the idea of marriage, preferring to get her men like library books, the loan method. That sets up a scene with Mark and Tom which takes place on a leather (I think) sofa with a projection screen background showing closeups of the action (interesting effect, if a bit distracting at times). The only other vid I'd seen SJH in was one of the Rainwoman epics (with which I wasn't all that impressed), so I didn't know exactly what to expect. Hokey Smoke Rocky ... SJH is one hot redhead. This scene featured some great head, super hard fucking, female ejaculation (Tom Byron jerks her off at one point), a good hard DP, and a nice closing facial. SJH really seems to get off, and her pussy lips really change color in this scene to a deep coral, indicating (if I remember my physiology correctly) a high state of arousal. Her cries of "oh my god" are quite believable. The final scene is the inevitable all girl orgy, which takes place in some outdoor looking patio type setting. Lots of baby oil, a garden hose, anal beads, a plastic phallus, and rubber gloves add to the heat of this saphic love fest. SJH squirts again while being ministered to by DD and Bionca. Someone speculated that they (DD and Bionca) may be "in love" and I wouldn't doubt it...they seem to really go after each other here. All in all, it was worth the rental. I think Tom Byron needs a shave and haircut (or at least buy a COMB for gods sakes, Tom), and Mark Wallace is starting to look a little tired (but then, at his worst he's much better looking than I am, so who am I to criticize). The videography was good, the sound quality was o.k. (the steam room scenes were hard to here with the volume set normally), the women were hot and really seemed to enjoy what they were doing, and SJH squirted twice (though the second one was ruined by an untimely edit). On a scale of 1 to 5 I'd give it a four. UP NEXT, Private Video Magazine #9. As I said earlier, I picked this one up because Vanessa Chase was on the cover. Turns out she's in one scene, late in the vid, and it's not very long. I don't know how long ago this one was made, but VC's cock sucking technique was much better by the time she made GBG14. At any rate, this Euro import featured a series of short (as in like the loops of the 70's and early 80's) vignettes, each with a theme of sorts. Most featured oral, anal, and vaginal sex. All featured facial cum shots with some (not as much as you might think) swallowing. I wasn't as impressed with the women in this video as I thought I might be. Their contrived excitement (for the most part) was not convincing. In some scenes, I thought I was watching someone do an impression of Jane Fonda in Klute (pretending an orgasm while looking at her watch behind the guy's back). But, there were hot moments, and those were worth the $2.50 rental fee alone. One scene (harley motorcycle theme with drug buy overtones) featured one of the most amazing DP's I've seen. Usually, you don't get much in-out fucking action because of the tight quarters (let's face it, we weren't designedfor that purpose, eh?). But, this chick takes two good sized cocks in her pussy and ass and they pound her 'til she screams. I bought this one, whether it was real or not. Another hot scene involves Max Steiner in a non-sex role. His alleged girl friend gets picked up by two guys and ends up in a four way bang featuring lots of hot DP and a boarderline monster facial. Some of the scenes had subtitles (as if we need a translation of "JA! JA! JA!"), while others had new audio dubbed in (rather clumsily too). Not bad stuff, but I've seen better. Perhaps I'm just getting jaded. The guys were good looking, the camera work was great, the women were lovely, the locations were interesting, and the facial were plentiful. Not a bad rental, but I wouldn't buy one. Oh, and the Vanessa Chase scene? She gets nailed by Sean Michaels (I think that's who it is ,,, tall black man with a looooonnnngggg dick) in the pussy and ass before dumping his load in her face and mouth. It's a two couple scene with some white guy I didn't recognize and an asian female whom I likewise had no clue on (and who also gets it fore and aft with a facial for desert). The scenes went by quickly and tended to follow a pattern leading to a facial conclusion. Well, I see that I have again written way too much. Hope this isn't all a rehash of another posting and that someone gets some good out of it. Wyvern ------------------------------------------------------------------------- To find out more about the anon service, send mail to [email protected]. Due to the double-blind, any mail replies to this message will be anonymized, and an anonymous id will be allocated automatically. You have been warned. Please report any problems, inappropriate use etc. to [email protected].