Ashlyn Rising. 1995. Vivid. Ashlyn Gere, Nina Hartley, Anna Malle, Tera Heart [sic], Rocco Siffredi, Sean Michaels, Colt Steele, Mark Davis, Hank Amstrong. d. by Layne Parker I decided that after I had OD'd on _Sodomania_ series, I would take care of my Ashlyn craving. So I went to my videostore and started looking for some recent Ashlyn. _Extreme Sex 4_ looked like it would have too much FF fodder, with Tami Ann, Rebecca Bardoux, and Anna Malle. _Steamy Windows_ looked promising with a g/g/g/g/g pictured on the box, but when I saw Paul Thomas directed it, I replaced it on the self. Mr. Thomas stars in a film that features one of the top five g/g scenes of all time...and he still doesn't get it. Finally I settled on _Ashlyn Rising_. Unfortunatley, I did not recognize immediatley that "Layne Parker", the director, also directed _Voices in My Bed_, a film where I FF'ed through all the non Ashlyn scenes. Had I realized this, I probably would have made another selection. The story here, which is murky at best, is that Ashlyn has been betrayed by boyfried "Buddy" (Rocco) and now seeks to recover in a supportive and educational environment run by Nina. The scene opens with Ashlyn blowing Colt while Rocco looks on and jerks off. Colt then starts fucking her, then Rocco moves in for a bj. Colt comes in her face, afterwhich Rocco takes over fucking and then comes in her face. Ashlyn was A LOT more vocal with Rocco than with Colt. Annoying about this scene was that it keeps quick cutting to Ashlyn driving a car. The music also sucks in this and all scenes - some stringed instruments playing lame ass new age couples muzak. UGH!! The scene ends with a slow mo of Ashlyn crying out for "Buddy" after he splits after coming on her. It makes her look like some creature out of the X-files. ("JOKE") After than, Ashlyn is at Nina's. Next scene is Ashlyn and Nina watching as "couple" Anna and Hank are having a lesson - Anna is having problems being assertive. She asks that Nina join in, which Nina does (condom use). After that, Anna says "fuck me like the animal that I am" What a bad joke! I think there was anal her, but I'm not sure. Cut to Ashlyn mastrubating while reading a book on mastrubation. It doesn't last long. Nina has brought a tape for them to watch. IT'S RECYCLED VIVID FOOTAGE!!! The original performers are not credited. I beleive it was "IDO 3" as that was the box on top on the VCR. HOW LAME CAN YOU GET? I know it was recycled because one woman (it's two women playing around outside. Features a sprinkler. No, not used sexually. You have to go to German porn for that :-) had apparently real breasts and none of the ladies credited did. Ashlyn gets intrigued by the idea of two women together (how many times has this been used in the history of porn? I predict a number larger than the US Federal deficit). Nina and Ashlyn do a good g/g scene - real kissing and apparently make each other come. It's one of those tender, "couples-oriented" g/g scenes. We don't want to offend the wife watching, now do we? I had to FF through the next sex scene - Tera Heart and Mark Davis. Features RAC. That's EXACTLY what women want to see, I'll bet. Better yet, shove a large dildo up Tammi Ann's ass. That'll really turn 'em on. The final scene is Ashlyn and Sean. This is the box-hype promised "interracial". I don't know why it's even a big deal. Sounds like racism to me. Anyway, Sean is the friend who got Ashlyn to go to Nina's in the first place. Sean is a strange guy - one minutes he's doing Cameron Grant, then next a sex hound with a penchant for anal sex, doing DP's for Anabolic, and now he's playing a sensitive guy. OK, that said, let me say that Ashlyn looks terrific...as always, and does a good performace...as usual, even if this is a pretty hokey movie. I also made a point of evaluating Ashlyn + Nina's implants, since these two unanonously passed the NATO (Natually Appealing Tits Organization) board of directors as being women whom we don't mind having implants. Anyway, I think in both cases they've had good work, but their aureole (sp?) size betrays the craftsmanship. They both have well defined, small aureolas that don't match their tits anymore. F2's indeed. Bottom line: We must never forget that Vivid is trying to make it in the mainstream. Seeing as how Blockbuster does not rent porn, I don't know how they intend to acheive this. I read a letter in my copy of _Men's Health_ this month. The guy said he and his wife at rented a porno at the suggest of on of the magazines articles on sex. He said he and his wife spent the night on the floor - not fucking but laughing at how bad the acting was and silly the movie was. I can see couples on the floor over this one. As for my personal preference, this is one of those movies I wasted money on. Ashyln and Nina are fantasic women, but they can only take a movie so far. Also, no Ashlyn talking dirty. Guess we don't want to offend the wife again. Never mind that Ashlyn talking could probably turn of women as much as John Leslie's in _Talk Dirty to Me_ could turn on men :-) Ashlyn far exceeeds the material here. Want a couples film? See _Charli_. I think I was actually touched by that one. As a bonus, let us compare Vivid's Miss Gere to John Leslie's Miss Gere in the form of _Chameleons: Not the Sequel_. This is the first porno film I ever saw (back in September of 1993). I didn't have time to watch it all again; I got up to the Diedre/Ashlyn g/g. This movie shows what John Leslie is capable of as a director. I think it's safe to say that John did not again make a film of this caliber until last years _Dog Walker_. The cinematography is excellent here, as it should be with Jack Remy on the job. I felt I could be watching Hollywood at some points (isn't that was Vivid is trying to achieve). I was so spooked by Ashlyn's commanding ultra-dominant acting here I was scare off of her for a few weeks when I origianlly saw it. She is at her best here I think. An incredible performance. I enjoyed the musical soundtrack - lots of saxaphones, and the party music was pretty fun-it had a good been and I could dance to it :-) As for the sex, the scenes never feel dragging and the non-sex scenes are just long enough to keep your interest. Ashlyn does some great dirty talking to Diedre in their away winning, if one sided, g/g scene. A great film and a fine rental. Probably makes a good couples take as well :-) Let us now look at what some would consider one of Leslie's misses, _Sexophrenia_. You really have to have seen the original PBS documentary to understand the great parody job this film does. The film _looks_ like the original documentary, and Joey plays the schizophrenic guy from the original very well. One problem I have with Joey is that he never plays a "normal" person. He's always a fuck up. Editting is great. EZ Rider plays a doctor who spouts as much psychobabble as the doctor from the original. I thought John Leslie's cameo was one of greatest 'bit-part' acting jobs I've ever seen. Not surprising as John was the best male in front of the camera, ever. He's totally convincing as the really pissed off owner of a place where the documentary team is filming Tom Byron and Beatrice Valle. I did detect a balding spot, but those of us who spend time thinkng that the images of male sexiness are too important to be left to gossipy women's magazines know that balding is sexy. Unfortunatly, I think this film fairs because the underlying subject matter - mentally ill people who want to have sex all the time, is depressing. There is not happy ending. In porn as in Hollywood, people want happy endings. This film is recommended to fans of John Leslie only. Interestingly, the film is deadicated to Louis T. Beagle, the producer for Chameleons and other of Leslie's films. First time I've seen a dedication on a porn film. Shows a real human side of the makers. Stands is stark contrast to directors who don't require HIV tests of total strangers who show up at a gang bang and jerk around with people's insurance(Jaunty Bone). Also interesting were some names in the credits: Jamie Gillis as assistant director and Pachard was somehow involved. If you want to know about the sex in eithetr of the these two films, look them up in AFW's guide. I'm just blathering to waste bandwidth :-)