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From: [email protected] (JGrouch)
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Subject: Review: Huge Cum Shots - Magma sputters this time
Date: 9 Nov 1995 02:26:54 GMT
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Review:
"Huge Cum Shots"

Presented by Magma, Copyright Metro Home Video

Starring:
Tai Peh, Muriel, Francina, Claudette, Blacky, Frank, Piotre, Spider, 
and JP Armand

Running Time: over an hour (forgot to write it down)
Rating:  didn't feel it was worth my rental dollar

Magma usually produces average to great films with decent talent on the 
male and female payroll.  The filth content is usually pretty good and 
the filth is true filth, not some directed filth in your typical 
cookbook porno movie.  However, one of the most annoying things about 
Magma films is the dubbed narrator explaining each scene.  To give you 
an idea of how annoying this gets, I'm going to to the entire review 
using that narrative style:

Tai Peh is stripping for us to prove she is the best girl for the job. 
 She is hoping to land a role in a new movie.  She is from the orient 
with a nice body.  She should do well.  See how she masturbates on the 
couch, she is really hot.  It is for sure turning on the happy 
gentleman hiding behind the coffee table.  See how he sticks three 
fingers into her wet, hot pussy.  There are not too many blonde 
oriental woman so this guy will enjoy himself.  See how hard his big 
cock is.  He must have been happy, look at all that juicy cum he shot 
on her belly.  She how shiny her hot body looks when she rubs his cum 
all over it?  His cock is still hard, he must be happy.

Well, you get the idea.  I'm not really going do the entire review this 
way.  If I did I'm sure someone would find out where I live, break in 
to my place, tie me up then read nursery rhymes to me until I somehow 
knawed my way to freedom.

Anyway, the above brief scene with Tai is followed by a close-to 
milk-white blonde and gent pairing up on a table and surrounding areas. 
 The pair do the usual forplay followed by some energetic fucking and a 
somewhat voluminous money shot on the back.  The same blonde pairs up 
with another blonde in the following scene for some brief girl-girl 
action.  More striptease and masturbation follows as a shapely black 
lady strips off her designer labels and proceeds to enthusiastically 
paddle her own canoe.  Eventually she is joined by the gent that 
appeared in scene one for a vigorous blow-job and pounding from a trio 
of positions.  Tai returns to watch from a distance as the 1st blonde 
get DP'ed (face down) on a table, which leads to some masturbation 
fading between the two scenes.  Some girl-girl action sans toys (which 
I guess would make a few of you out there happy) follows, with one of 
the participants stuffing her panties into the other's pussy for an 
interesting touch.  A two-on-two scene is followed by a blonde, a 
cross-dresser and another guy doing anal to each other, the one gent 
pulling out of the blondes ass and dropping his load into the guy 
beneath him.  Tai and another blonde go from girl-girl directly to some 
quick DP action (Tai getting poked) and some cum-shots to end the film.

Most of the heat generated by the movie occurred too briefly to be of 
any real significance.  The sex between the black lady and her gent was 
energetic and very bouncy and was somewhat of a turn-on because it did 
not look too directed.  Unfortunately most of the scenes were to short 
or had too many close-up gynocological shots.  I thought the lengthy 
girl-girl scene should have been ditched because it there shouldn't be 
girl-girl scenes in a "huge cum shot" movie unless you count that 
squirting deal as a cum shot.  As for the cum-shots, well some of them 
were voluminous, none were "huge" and some were pretty disappointing.  
I was surprised there wasn't even an average facial worth listing.  The 
male bi-sexual action near the end of the film will probably scare away 
potential viewers too.

Overall I was mildly disappointed from this Magma release.  It didn't 
live up to its title and none of the scenes really turned me on.  That 
is a shame too, Tai is very exotic looking and darn-right cute.

Raincoat Roundup:
oral, striptease, designer European fashions, interracial action, 
floppy tit-bouncing action fucks, tit-cum with rub-down,  tummy-cum 
with rub-down, double penetration, voyerism, girl-girl, girl-girl anal 
fingering, cross dressing gent, blonde fingering a guys butt hole, 
dildo in guys butt, gent sucking another gent, guy fucking another guys 
butt, weak facial

JGrouch

---cut here---
Some quick responses to mail messages I've recieved.

-On the advice of one person I'll start putting a lot of the mindless 
banter a the bottom of the review.  Regular banter will still appear 
before the review :)
-No, my reviews are not on a web site.
-I apologize to the gentleman who found something I said humorous and 
laughed coffee up his nose.  I'll consider using a disclaimer warning 
readers that I assume no responsibility for fluids ingested, coughed up 
or produced by my reviews.
-Tanya Foxx looked best as a long-haired blonde for her fuck scenes, a 
short-haired brunette for her bondage poses.
-Any anal with Tiffany Mynx is a good one.