From [email protected] Fri Nov 10 23:18:40 CST 1995 Article: 83269 of alt.sex.movies Path: news.io.com!news.tamu.edu!newshost.comco.com!news1.cris.com!cdc2.cdc.net!news-out.internetmci.com!internetMCI!newsfeed.internetmci.com!in1.uu.net!hodes.com!netcomsv!uu4news.netcom.com!netcomsv!uu3news.netcom.com!ix.netcom.com!netnews From: [email protected] (JGrouch) Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies Subject: Review: Huge Cum Shots - Magma sputters this time Date: 9 Nov 1995 02:26:54 GMT Organization: Asylum Associates Lines: 99 Message-ID: <[email protected]> NNTP-Posting-Host: ix-col1-22.ix.netcom.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII X-NETCOM-Date: Wed Nov 08 6:26:54 PM PST 1995 X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.6 Status: RO Review: "Huge Cum Shots" Presented by Magma, Copyright Metro Home Video Starring: Tai Peh, Muriel, Francina, Claudette, Blacky, Frank, Piotre, Spider, and JP Armand Running Time: over an hour (forgot to write it down) Rating: didn't feel it was worth my rental dollar Magma usually produces average to great films with decent talent on the male and female payroll. The filth content is usually pretty good and the filth is true filth, not some directed filth in your typical cookbook porno movie. However, one of the most annoying things about Magma films is the dubbed narrator explaining each scene. To give you an idea of how annoying this gets, I'm going to to the entire review using that narrative style: Tai Peh is stripping for us to prove she is the best girl for the job. She is hoping to land a role in a new movie. She is from the orient with a nice body. She should do well. See how she masturbates on the couch, she is really hot. It is for sure turning on the happy gentleman hiding behind the coffee table. See how he sticks three fingers into her wet, hot pussy. There are not too many blonde oriental woman so this guy will enjoy himself. See how hard his big cock is. He must have been happy, look at all that juicy cum he shot on her belly. She how shiny her hot body looks when she rubs his cum all over it? His cock is still hard, he must be happy. Well, you get the idea. I'm not really going do the entire review this way. If I did I'm sure someone would find out where I live, break in to my place, tie me up then read nursery rhymes to me until I somehow knawed my way to freedom. Anyway, the above brief scene with Tai is followed by a close-to milk-white blonde and gent pairing up on a table and surrounding areas. The pair do the usual forplay followed by some energetic fucking and a somewhat voluminous money shot on the back. The same blonde pairs up with another blonde in the following scene for some brief girl-girl action. More striptease and masturbation follows as a shapely black lady strips off her designer labels and proceeds to enthusiastically paddle her own canoe. Eventually she is joined by the gent that appeared in scene one for a vigorous blow-job and pounding from a trio of positions. Tai returns to watch from a distance as the 1st blonde get DP'ed (face down) on a table, which leads to some masturbation fading between the two scenes. Some girl-girl action sans toys (which I guess would make a few of you out there happy) follows, with one of the participants stuffing her panties into the other's pussy for an interesting touch. A two-on-two scene is followed by a blonde, a cross-dresser and another guy doing anal to each other, the one gent pulling out of the blondes ass and dropping his load into the guy beneath him. Tai and another blonde go from girl-girl directly to some quick DP action (Tai getting poked) and some cum-shots to end the film. Most of the heat generated by the movie occurred too briefly to be of any real significance. The sex between the black lady and her gent was energetic and very bouncy and was somewhat of a turn-on because it did not look too directed. Unfortunately most of the scenes were to short or had too many close-up gynocological shots. I thought the lengthy girl-girl scene should have been ditched because it there shouldn't be girl-girl scenes in a "huge cum shot" movie unless you count that squirting deal as a cum shot. As for the cum-shots, well some of them were voluminous, none were "huge" and some were pretty disappointing. I was surprised there wasn't even an average facial worth listing. The male bi-sexual action near the end of the film will probably scare away potential viewers too. Overall I was mildly disappointed from this Magma release. It didn't live up to its title and none of the scenes really turned me on. That is a shame too, Tai is very exotic looking and darn-right cute. Raincoat Roundup: oral, striptease, designer European fashions, interracial action, floppy tit-bouncing action fucks, tit-cum with rub-down, tummy-cum with rub-down, double penetration, voyerism, girl-girl, girl-girl anal fingering, cross dressing gent, blonde fingering a guys butt hole, dildo in guys butt, gent sucking another gent, guy fucking another guys butt, weak facial JGrouch ---cut here--- Some quick responses to mail messages I've recieved. -On the advice of one person I'll start putting a lot of the mindless banter a the bottom of the review. Regular banter will still appear before the review :) -No, my reviews are not on a web site. -I apologize to the gentleman who found something I said humorous and laughed coffee up his nose. I'll consider using a disclaimer warning readers that I assume no responsibility for fluids ingested, coughed up or produced by my reviews. -Tanya Foxx looked best as a long-haired blonde for her fuck scenes, a short-haired brunette for her bondage poses. -Any anal with Tiffany Mynx is a good one.