From [email protected] Thu Nov  9 13:24:26 EST 1995
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Subject: Review: Latex
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Date: Thu, 9 Nov 1995 16:58:04 GMT
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Michael Ninn has received much flack in this group for his attempts to
create a better class of fuck film, attempts which generally infuriate
due to their combination of large (for xxx) budget, better than
average visual imagination, and utterly pretentious story line and
vapid dialogue.  Take away Rinse Dream's deadpan wit, take away the
Dark sense of fine filth, and you have Ninn.
His latest offering, Latex, serves up the usual goulash of good
looking women in hi-kitsch settings and pompous blathering which for a
change is delivered not in voice-over, but as soliloquys by John
Dough.
If he serves no other purpose on screen (and he doesn't),Jon Dough
provides an object lesson in the true nature of bad acting.  The next
time you read some critique of an actor's abilities, ask yourself if
he or she could possibly achieve Dough's combination of ineptitude and
pretentiousness.  Most of Dough's screen time finds him clothed and
chattering, and he wields wood only in one scene with Barbara Doll.
In a dystopian near-future, Dough plays a sexual empath whom the
authorities have sequestered in an asylum.  Ripping a page out of Greg
Dark's Between the Cheeks, Dough imagines a series of sex scenes - we
think...
Sunset screws a guy in a 1950's kitchen.  The scene opens with some
nice foreplay for a change before winding up on the table.  She takes
the tour, including a missionary anal, before sticking out her tongue
to receive a few drops of spunk,
Dough does Doll, mostly in a doggy anal.
Tyfany Million plays a shrink examining Dough.  After some dreary
monologue which had my finger on the FF double plus quick, he projects
her fantasy of getting screwed by an orderly in all her orifices.
Juli Ashton receives Dough on her cable sextalk show.  Pomp, pomp,
pomp. He has a flashback of a "dramatic" scene with Jeanna Fine in
which she displays far more thespian talent than he'll ever have.
Juli's fantasy is fun with Cal Jammer and Tom Byron.  No DP, but Tommy
tails her as she fellates Cal before receiving a double love offering
on her chipmunk cheeks.
Four unrecognizeable girls in different colored latex ensembles play
with each other before a mysterious stranger walks in naked.  He does
two of them while the other two seem bored as they stroke themselves
with toys.
Sunset does another guy in the kitchen.  No tail this time, but a
better facial.
Then comes some stupid scene out of 1984 or 1935 Nuremburg, with Dough
bound and fortunately gagged for a change.  Jeanna Fine gets DP'ed on
a table. supposedly in front of a crowd.  Unfortunately, we don't get
any full body shots, just Jeanna from the front and the usual
gynecological travel footage.
Sunset closes the film by having a penis shaped hose spray her with
ersatz semen.  Whatthehell?
Well, won't get fooled again.  


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A Malakoff               A skeleton is just something to 
Seattle WA USA           hitch the meat to. (anon)