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From: [email protected] (Peter van Aarle)
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Subject: Review: VR 69
Date: Thu, 16 Nov 1995 18:52:40 +0100
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Ok, here a review from me for a change.
Since Frans has vowed he will not rent anything with Jenna Jameson where
she has her new tits, I thought I'd review this movie for him so he can
judge what he misses ;-)
BTW, the title in the credits is litterally: VR 69 vitual reality
sixtynine
And NO, that's not MY typo, it really does say VITUAL :-)
VR 69 (Wicked 1995, dir: Jim Enright, 83 minutes)
cast: Jenna Jameson, Rebecca Lord, Kirsty Waay, China Lee,
"and introducing Christine Tyler" (who is the newest Vivid girl Nikki
Tyler)
Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Fozzi.
The scene rundown:
. Kirsty Waay, Peter North
. Rebecca Lord, China Lee, Steven St. Croix
. Kristy Waay, Alex Sanders
. Jenna Jameson, Nikki Tyler
. Jenna Jameson, Steven St. Croix
Ok, so we can all guess what this movie is going to be about just from the
title.
And indeed we start off with Jenna Jameson entering a room, sitting down
behind a computer and donning a pair of goggles and a glove with some wires
attached to it. She then gets a mysterious (and very short) dirty phonecall
before she types something on the computer and we cut to...
Kirsty Waay who is giving Peter North head. Kirsty is wearing some
interesting (weird, but interesting) red playsuit but we never get a good
look at it before Peter helps her out of it.
In all it's a nice scene with Kirsty being pretty enthusiatic as usual, and
Peter seemed to like Kirsty (especially her nipples, which he nibbled for
several minutes before he did some extensive pussy eating).
Personally I would have appreciated some more total-body shots, but the
coverage wasn't to bad (and at least is was wel lit). Anyway, we get doggie
and cowgirl then a facial (in the most ridiculous position possible for it:
PN on his back with KW hovering over him with her face)
Jenna takes off the gogles and exclaims "Jesus Christ", at which the
entering Steven St. Croix remarks "Calling for the deity?". Jenna tells
Steven "I really did it" and after he get a beer he has her explain what
she's talking about: apparently instead of hanging up the phone when that
obscene caller phoned, she put the reciever into the accoustic coupler of
her modem (does anyone still have such an old-fashioned thing? ;-) and she
experienced this guys sexual fantasy thru her VR set.
Of course Steven thinks that's cool and he want to give it a try. So he
call the Gamma Tau sorority and we cut to...
Steven in a cell behind bars when two guards, Rebecca Lords and China Lee,
come in throw him on his bunk and rip off his clothes before they try to
devour him (almost literally, these girl too seem to be into it). Then it's
time for some in-n-out and Steven (with condom) does China Lee mish, then
Rebecca 'a la chien' before he dumps on the girl's breasts.
Steven tells her she could make a lot of money with this system by setting
up a telephonenumber people can call to connect to her system and get a
VR-fantasy.
That night a weird looking guy (Fozzi, with special make-up and blacklight
illumination) comes in and checks out Jenna's system. Then he wakes her up
and tells her "this is what scientists have been looking for for years.
Total sensory stimulation. We will protect you".
Anyway, next day Jenna and Steven have set up their new system and start it
up...
We see Alex Sanders jump a naked Kirsty Waay in a forrest/jungle
surrounding at night (it's pretty well done, lighting wise, since you get
the apeearance of darkness yet you can still see the action well). After he
eats her and she reciprocates they go at it mish and doggie before she
takes his facial.
Then Steven tells Jenna she should try it once, and we see...
Jenna, in black latex and chains, enters a bedroom (which unfortunately is
not very brightly lit) where Niki Tyler enters and starts playing with a
vibrator. Unfortunately Nikki has an 'Ultimate Warrior'-type make-up job so
you really can't see her face at all :-(
Anyway Nikki joins Jenna on the bed and gets busy eating her. After a while
Jenna returns the favor (including some analingus). They end with riding a
double dildo, but soon Nikki starts sucking on the end not in Jenna.
At night the weirdo is back and inserts a diskette in Jenna's computer.
Jenna tells him to get out, after he tells "they" are the Commision, a
group who want to safeguard the way of life.
Next day Steven and Jenna try the VR-gear again...
Jenna is back in the same bedroom when the weirdo appears there (he can now
break into her system). He warns her and then turns into Steven and they
get it on (virtually ofcourse ;-) in a slow and quite romantic session.
Among other things Steven goes for some analingus during his foreplay. Then
we get a condom again for the doggie, reverse cowgirl and spoons before the
cumshot on her boobs.
The end.
I guess I must tell you what I think of Jenna's boobjob.
Well, it's not the worst boobjob I've seen. Personally I think they look
unnaturally large for her frame (I found it especially noticable when she
was wearing a top) and the shape isn't quite up to Mother Nature's
standards.
If I had not seen her original equipment I might possibly have said they
weren't too bad (although not great either).
However, I HAVE seen her original set which was very nice. So, considering
how beautiful Jenna was before the boobjob, I must rate it as a Crime
Against Nature.
Now for the final verdict of this movie. I must say it's not a bad movie at
all. Quite enjoyable (although I would have preferred a few more full-body
shots, as I said) to watch, especially if, like me, you are partial to
Kirsty Waay. I don't quite see what those scenes with Fozzi had to do with
anything (they could just as well have been left out since they didn't
really add anything to the movie). Definitely worth your rental bucks, I'd
say.
I'd say about 2.75 on the Imperial scale.
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