From [email protected] Sun Nov 19 19:33:24 EST 1995 Article: 82562 of alt.sex.movies Message-ID: <[email protected]> Path: news.eznet.net!news.sprintlink.net!howland.reston.ans.net!EU.net!news.eunet.fi!anon.penet.fi Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies From: [email protected] (Sleepless in Seattle) X-Anonymously-To: alt.sex.movies Organization: Anonymous forwarding service Reply-To: [email protected] Date: Sun, 19 Nov 1995 11:04:48 UTC Subject: Review: Deep Inside Crystal Wilder Lines: 140 Status: RO Prolog - As regular readers will already know, I am an ardent Crystal Wilder fan. If I was building my perfect woman, Crystal would be the mold. Pre-Boob job Crystal preferably but, I even forgive her that stupidity. She's a beautiful blonde with lovely eyes, a sweet voice, the most wonderful ass I've sever seen, and above all, she likes to fuck in almost every manner I can think of. No one sits on a dick like Crystal, her RACs must be used to teach the new girls how. So, when I visited my local house of smut and found a new release starring her, I couldn't resist. Even if it was a compilation. - Deep Inside Crystal Wilder - VCA Platinum, 1995, Wayne Emerson producer. Starring - Crystal wilder, Nikki Dial, Alex Jordan Guys - Jon Dough, Terry Thomas, Jon Morgan, Marc Wallice, Ron Jeremy, Jack Armstrong, Rocco Siffredi Plot - Crystal Talks about herself, her career, her favorite things and her fantasies Scene List Crystal - Jon Dough, Terry Thomas (From Cheerleader Nurses) Crystal - Jon Morgan, Marc Wallice, RON Jeremy, Jon Dough, Jack Armstrong (Hooter Mania) Crystal- Nikki Dial (New Wave Hookers 3) Crystal - Ron Jeremy (Hard to Stop) Crystal - Alex Jordan (From Cheerleader Nurses) Crystal - Rocco Siffredi ( New Wave Hookers 3) Crystal - ?? (New to this video) Rain coat roundup: Oral (girl/girl and girl/guy), Anal, double penetration, analingus girl/guy, guy/girl, and girl/girl, toe sucking girl/girl, guy/girl, and self (Crystal), fingers in butt (up to two) by both sexes, dildo's, rubber gloves, facials, spitting in mouth, female masturbation Rating : though I usually don't rate compilations I will make an exception this one time. Crystal fans 3.5 others 3.0 I liked this video. The photography of Crystal between the scenes >from other films was very good and displayed her beauty well. The scenes showed her at various stages of her career but always with her enhanced boobs (BOO!!!) I thought they omitted some of her best stuff. Notably her scene with Terry Thomas from 10,000 Anal Maniacs and one from Cheeks before her boobs were defaced. In any case there were some very good moments here. The best probably in the first and last scenes. In scene one she takes on Jon Dough and Terry Thomas (is he still her SO?? if so he's a lucky guy). She does oral on both, at one time simultaneously, gets doggied, has fingers shoved into her beautiful butt, does a cowgirl on Jon and then gets analed at the same time by Terry, before taking a huge double facial from both. In scene two she gets a sort of gang bang from 5 guys. She gets taken every way but anal and does oral on most before getting plastered by all from head to belly button. In three she does a better than average girl/girl with Nikki Dial. This really highlighted how bad her fake boobs look when next to the natural and beautiful boobs of Ms Dial. Nikki was very hot looking here and I might just have to investigate her again to see why I haven't become a fan. Anyway, They do the usual girl/girl stuff and add in anal beads, butt beads with two dildo's in Crystal's pussy, toe sucking, Nikki putting her big toe in Crystal's ass, and shared use of a double headed dildo. They appeared very into the sex here as Crystal did in all scenes. In scene four Crystal gets eaten, fucked, and analed by Ron Jeremy. Ron had two problems in this scene. First he couldn't get it hard and keep it that way and second, he should have shaved. By the end of the scene Crystal's poor pussy was rubbed raw from his beard. I bet that hurt! In the end he gets it hard enough to anal her fairly well but not up to the standards she's used to. In scene five she does a girl/girl with Alex Jordan. They do an okay scene including Alex sitting hard on her dildo while using another one on Crystal with her mouth. Crystal gets her legs way up for this and shows off one of the finest asses in the business. Next she takes on Rocco in the raunchiest sex in the video. She does oral, analingus and fingers Rococ before her puts two fingers in her butt. Then he sucks her toes a bit before fucking her vigorously and athletically. This is hot good scene with some great photography that sets it apart from routine porn. But, I wouldn't want too much of it. She takes a good facial from Rocco. Finally the only new scene in the video and I can't remember the pony tailed guy's name. I have seen him before and he does his job well here, really getting into it. The basic premise is Crystals fantasy of masturbating and discovering someone is watching then inviting the voyeur to join in. The scene is strangely romantic for a porn flick with almost no music early and then slow gaining some unobtrusively music later on. She gets herself and the voyeur hot by masturbating very seductively. He joins in when asked and actually makes love to her (as opposed to just fucking.) She gives him a slow blow job and allows him to fuck her mouth a little before they change to spoon, then doggy, and it ends with a good facial. My only disappointment was the lack of an anal in the bets butt around. There was also a bust in the sound editing that allowed it to go silent for about 30 seconds but it wasn't a major problem. All in all a good vehicle for Crystal. Her first starring video for a while. As I said before I usually don't rate compilations but I will make an exception this one time. Crystal fans 3.5 others 3.0 The sex is good, the scenes are well lit, the women are lovely and enjoyed their work. So, if you in the market for a Crystal Wilder video or just a good all around sex flick, this one is a great choice. Of course, you may feel differently. Standard personal information about MOI and a disclaimer follows. This review is of course my copyright and if you steal from it without credit you are obviously an unworthy person who parentage is in doubt. Having said that; read this. I am a leg and ass man. I like nice, natural breasts, but large ones are not essential and if they are not pleasing to look at a distraction. I like enthusiastic, smiling ladies who are treated decently by the men. The ladies need not be beautiful but they must be pleasing to look at and enjoy their work. The most beautiful woman who scowls or looks as though she could be having as much fun reading plumbers weekly, is a waste of time. I follow the Imperators lead with regard to honesty in packaging, cast lists, and the need to treat the customer with respect. I always try to take the movies for what they are rather than what they pretend to be. I use the Imperial Scale for Rating. It is posted in the Imperators reviews and I will not reproduce it here. My review and rating should be considered with these things in mind. --****ATTENTION****--****ATTENTION****--****ATTENTION****--***ATTENTION*** Your e-mail reply to this message WILL be *automatically* ANONYMIZED. 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