From [email protected]; Tue Nov 21 12:56:21 CST 1995 Article: 84546 of alt.sex.movies Path: news.io.com!news.tamu.edu!bloom-beacon.mit.edu!spool.mu.edu!uwm.edu!vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!sdd.hp.com!usc!ccnet.com!rahul.net!a2i!penman.a2i!penman From: [email protected]; Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies Subject: Review:Nasty Nymphos 8 Date: 21 Nov 1995 10:21:03 GMT Organization: a2i network Lines: 124 Message-ID: <[email protected]> NNTP-Posting-Host: foxtrot.rahul.net NNTP-Posting-User: penman Status: RO Nasty Nymphos #8; Anabolic Anabolic's Nasty Nymphos series compares with Dirty Debutaunts, Up 'n Cummers; Casting Call, New Faces, Video Virgins, and several other pro-am series filling up shelves at A Video Store Near You. The camera interviews a nominal new comer in tacky surroundings, followed with a by-the-book sex performance pretending to be an audition. NN shows all the others how to make a quick video with no money that still is hot to watch. Ed Powers; Randy West; Mssrs. Hardcore and Christopher-- Anabolic are the guys to steal from. In my opinion, NN is the best. HERE'S WHAT YOU GET: Six vigorous scenes, varying from 12 to 40 minutes. Four anals. One threesome. Three bad facials; two missed facials; one fair facial. Kelly Trump in a delicious fuck-bunny DP. ...And Alex Jordan in the most vigorously elegant sex scene I've seen all year. SCENE 1: Janet Jacme and Sean Michaels. JJ is 27, 5'3", mocca-black with long wavy hair, light but shapely. She's cute --very cute-- but phoney: An amateur actress that lifts weights. Janet is that promising, elegant kid that sang 'Summertime' in the 8th grade school Spring Concert; discovered gymnastics in the 9th; and sex in the 10th, and dropped out in the 11th. I hope someday she grows a *real* personality-- but in the meantime, I just love watching anyone twice as big as she is fuck her brains out. In this case, Sean Michaels does the honors. Janet's scene begins with her uninvolved but pretending; warming up as Sean gets physical; and then zoning out with spun-sugar eyes, howling like a blind dog under a full moon as she rides the runaway Michaels express for 30 minutes. They move vigorously through about eight athletic positions, including 3-finger pussy stretching-- it was all just swell after the first seven minutes. The scene ends with a lame buttcum. SCENE 2: Alex Jordan and Mark Davis on a K-Mart day-bed/couch. I do not know how to write this paragraph. ... I'll just cut to the bottom line: This wasn't a porn loop: This was a Gold Medal Olympic performance by two beautiful athletes at the top of their form. It was the 1937 Yankees. The 1983 49ers. It was Christie Yamaguchi, Nadya Cominitch and Olga Corbett [sp?] on ABC. It was Sonja Heine in 'Sun Valley Seranade' and Arnold Swartzinegger in 'Pumping Iron.' Now that I know who she is, I will miss Alex Jordan very much. AJ was a tall, athletic died-blonde with an elegant face, expressive eyes and a beautiful, shy but open smile. Girls' basketball didn't get her where she wanted to go in High School, but the weight room did. She had obviously lifted for strength for years. She re-shaped her body, adding shape to her upper back and legs, and developing sexual stamina that would wear out any three guys foolish enough to take her on for anything but a recreational good time. She exhibited real muscle definition when she held positions. She exhibited real grace and explosive responsiveness when she responded to MD's thrusts and parries. It isn't so much what AJ and MD did' as it's how they did it. They moved through all the normal positions; but with extreme vigor and athletic grace. They also assumed a few athletic positions that other performers strain to hold; but they make it look easy. This was an open, sincere performance by two athletes who knew how to perform and really got into each other-- and that's my favorite kind of loop to watch: Real-world sincerity turns me on. Downsides: Camera was sometimes jerky and often failed to follow the action; camera missed the best facial on the tape. I couldn't help thinking all the way through the loop, that this was probably one of the last scenes Alex Jordan appeared in before she died. SCENE 3: Marina Cartier and Tom Byron on a badly made bed. MC is a tiny, slim french brunette. She has an open face too large for her body-- but it grows on you. MC is friendly, but a bit too casual. When the action starts, it's pretty obvious that MC as acted as an Angel of carnal delight to half the French Navy. Ends in 17 minutes, in a non-existant facial. SCENE 4: Angel Whorney and Rocco Siffredi on a couch someone threw away. What's so great about Rocco? He did some unusual things in this tape (A position Mad Magazine once labelled the "crucifix position") but basically, I've seen the hedgehog put on a better show. Angel is 18 (looks 25) 5'6", 8lbs past slim, very Italian (Brunette, roman nose, flashing brown eyes, soft chin) and loves sex. Angela really enjoys herself; she gives nasty head and loves Anal. Rocco phones in his performance. Ends after 16 minutes in a bad facial. SCENE 5: Cherelle and Sean Michaels. Cherelle is from Germany and Sean is her 14,000th sex partner. She is 20, experienced but not hard, 5'6", light-brunette, cute-- and she has a great pussy in close-ups. 12 minute scene ends in a pretend facial. SCENE 6: Kelly Trump, Marc Davis and Rocco Siffredi on a couch stolen >from the USC Sigma Chi Fraternity basement. This is the scene that Anabolic thought would sell this tape. From Berlin, Kelly Trump is a compact, blonde, curvacious fuck-bunny whom the German Parliament should declare to be an official National Treasure. She's hot no matter what she does or who she does it with. NOTE: Compare this scene to her scene in Video Virgins 18(?) or 19(?)-- KT doesn't do as much, but VV has better close-ups, particularly of her incredibly perfect snatch. Rocco takes the lead in this threesome, and performs most of the action. They go through the usual dozen positions with a lot of friendly intensity usually missing from a pro-am tape-- and then they move through a gamely performed but mediocre three-position DPP. Kelly doesn't move much during the DPP. Both Marc and Rocco experience fall-out. The camera is often out of position. Everybody has a good time. The performance is athletic but not intense. KT knocks herself out trying to get the guys warmed up past 'friendly', but she doesn't succeed. The scene ends after 22 minutes in five-drop facials from both guys, with the camera bobbing around like it was cumming too. NOTE TO ANABOLIC: You are doing almost everything right. Write a new set of questions for the interviewer and get a cameraman who knows how to frame a picture and catch a facial and you'll be perfect. A few more gyn shots wouldn't hurt, either.