From [email protected] Wed Nov 29 20:24:34 EST 1995 Article: 83515 of alt.sex.movies Path: news.eznet.net!news.sprintlink.net!howland.reston.ans.net!ix.netcom.com!netnews From: [email protected] (JGrouch) Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies Subject: Review: Hardcord Beginners, Vol.10 Date: 29 Nov 1995 22:15:44 GMT Organization: Asylum Associates Lines: 103 Message-ID: <[email protected]> NNTP-Posting-Host: ix-col2-25.ix.netcom.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII X-NETCOM-Date: Wed Nov 29 2:15:44 PM PST 1995 X-Newsreader: WinVN 0.99.6 Status: RO I'm not sure if this review has been posted already, my mail program crashed and they seemed to have disappeared. If this is a duplicate, well, I'm sorry for wasting your bandwidth.... Hardcore Beginners, Vol.10 >from Leisure Time Entertainment (1995) Running Time: two hours Rating: a couple laptop adjustments (i.e. not a bad film, see below) HB10 starts with a very attractive black girl from suburban Illinois. I would have loved to have seen more of her body while she was interviewed, complaining about Don Fernando's 4" dick and explaining how she once had sex between a house and a church. After the initial ten minutes of interview chit-chat she, starts getting really friendly with a 13" vibrating tongue then masturbates for about five or ten minutes. Eventually a long-haired surfer "dude" strolls in from the kitchen. She sucks him, he eats her, they fuck. There are some decent shots of her riding cowboy. Her ride quicky switches to a shot of her on her back and the dude unloading on her face, eyes and hair. Bo, a cute brunette cowboy from Nevada, follows. She talks, strips and masturbates for Ron Jeremy. She wants Ron Jeremy, she only doing this first time video because she met Ron Jeremy. I dunno, does this sound like a little scripted? Surprising for someone who loves getting and giving head, there are only a minute or two of footage of the latter. Did I mention she loves anal sex too? After about 30 seconds of vaginal action she is begging for Ron to hide his ham elsewhere. Ron proceeds to do her doggie-style followed by a reverse anal cowbow (showing off Bo's prime enhanced upper real estate). Ron does her deeply on her side before asking for the "countdown" to his couple of spurts on her cheek. Honestly Ron, hearing a woman count from ten to one while she is getting boned isn't a turn on and its getting kind of old. I would have loved to seen more of Bo but it was all over so quick. Heather is s short blond that kind of looks like Amber Lynn in a way. Her fantasy is to make love in a graveyard after midnight. Kewl. Although Heather doesn't live out her fantasy, she was nice enough to masturbate with her fingers and a double-dong in front of the camera before the wood appears. After some average head, she is penetrated in a couple of positions. The sex sex consists entirely of close-ups of genetalia in action and facial expressions before an attempted facial (standing about three feet over the target is usually not the best way to do a facial, sheesh, someone get this guy a plum-bob or something). Kelli, a cute long-haired blonde dancer, follows. She masturbates herself with her fingers then anally stimulates herself with a vibrator (looks very nice). The camera also captures some good 1st and 3rd person shots of Kelli sucking dick, the 1st person shots were a definite turn-on but unfortunately, brief. Some standard vaginal entry follows before she flips over for a nice facial (about five or six decent squirts). HCB10 rudely yanks us from admiring Kelli's facial to watching a rear-view of a blonde kinda punk-chick spreading her cheeks and rubbing her pussy (a quick Homer "Doh" please). The blonde masturbates for a while then pokes herself with a vibrator like its the last one shes going to get for while. This decent vibro-action is interrepts by a gent who comes in to rub her pussy and lick her ample breasts. The couple end up enjoying a semi-energetic fuck on the bed. Shannon, a black-haired lady from Florida follows. She explains her turn-ons, strips to reveal a decent body (breasts look a little too hard to be real, but kudos to the plastic). Shannon dances around for a bit before retiring to pool, splashing some water on her pussy and rubbing it (nice touch). A gent joins her, gets some head then fucks her. The very-close-up and distant shots of Shannon with her cheeks spread getting it from behind were very hot and looks great. The scene and the movie ends with Shannon sucking him off taking an average facial (not her fault, guy just missed twice). All in all this isn't a half bad little two-hour film. The camera work is crisp, pretty clear, but amateurish. Many scenes are filled with annoying still-camera noises and flashes, squeaky bed s, cars starting, dogs barking, the occasional sneeze, etc. Some of the scenes were a little to drawn out and could have been shortened. Sometimes this is the price paid when watching people having sex on film opposed to watching orchestrated porno sex scenes. Shannon's enthusiasm, the black girl's looks, and Kelli's facial were the best spots. Hardcore enthusiasts will probably fast-forward through a lot of this film and the film-buffs might find the dialog a little to boring. Still, not a bad film. Raincoat Roundup: 13" vibro-electric tongue, interracial action, anal, vibrator in anus, long black fingernails, good facial, good-to-average facial with eyeshot, vigorous vibrator vagina masturbation, outdoor sex, strip tease. JGrouch Note: the new rating system consists of how many times I got aroused to the point where I had to adjust the position of the laptop computer I'm using to write this. If I never need to move the laptop, chances folding laundry would be more arousing. At the other end of the spectrum, if I have to write a review from memory chances are I was so brick-hard that using a laptop would have been painful, maybe even impossible due to the rerouting of blood from the brain to other vital areas. It could also indicate that the flick had scenes worth remembering. Happy holidays...