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From: [email protected] (Jamal Dunbar)
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Date: Sat, 16 Dec 1995 21:11:59 UTC
Subject: Dunbar reviews: Mile High Club (w/Nikki Randall)
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We need more reviews. Last time I checked asm there were 500 threads, 800
articles, and only 8 reviews. I'm doing my share (at least). How about
you? If things don't start to improve soon, I may give up on asm entirely.
So come on, show you care about asm and take the time to post a thoughful
review. If we each posted one review a week we could drowned out the damn
phone sex ads. (hint: be sure to include the word "review" in the subject)
NB: I've adopted the Imperial Rating Scale (more or less)
# Mile High Club
c 2.10 10/94 Pleasure, Stuart Canterbury
. Roxanne Hall, Alex Sanders {e.Pu}
. Melissa Hill, Joey Silvera {p.D;e.F-}
. Nikki Randall, Mike Horner {p.M|D;e.Bu}
. Sindee Coxx, Sophia Ferrari
. Amanda Adams, Tom Chapman {p.Rc|D;e.Br|St}
Premise: Sex on planes. Pilots and stewardesses.
It probably plays pretty well on cable, but as hardcore porn it leaves a
lot to be desired.
It suffers horribly from the cable affliction. The first scene pissed me
off pretty badly. I was screaming at the television, and fighting the urge
to hurl the remote through the screen.
The first scene features a cute young women with small breasts and an
British accent (I think it's British). I believe this is Roxanne Hall, but
I'm not certain. She masturbates in the lavatory with the door unlocked.
Alex opens the door and she invites him in for some fun. Now this is part
that had me gnashing my teeth: they do reverse cowgirl, but there wasn't a
single explicit full-body shot. There wasn't even any soft full-body
shots. The best we get is one mid-upper body shot. The rest of the time
the scene bounces repeatedly from a tight shot of the penetration to a
tight shof of their faces with no stops in between. Infuriating.
The second second scene isn't quite so bad in the editting department,
but features a less pretty women. I think this is Melissa Hill.
The only good position is doggie.
Nikki Randall has a really sexy voice, but I'm really sorry she had her
breasts enlarged. They're not overly-large, but it doesn't look
like a very good job, and she had such a nice slim figure before
that it definitely qualifies as crime against nature.
Nikki Randall is one of the few comeback queens that I've been really
pleased to see again. Yes she, looks older--she must be at least 29
by now which is pretty old for a porn star, but she still looks great
('cept for those darn fake tits). I think a lot of those other
comeback queens should have stayed away. I'd rather remember them
the way the were. Plus it plays havoc with any actress rating
system--you need a separate rating for each incarnation.
Anyway, Mike and Nikki are former airline employees who were fired because
they were caught fucking in the cockpit. Instead of seeing that scened
played out, they fuck in the cockpit of their convertible and watch the
planes go over head.
The scene is pretty much ruined by poor shot selection and editing.
Not too mention fairly low light.
The remaining scenes aren't really worth commenting on:
Sindee Coxx is a pretty blonde. Sofia Ferrari is not.
Amanda Adams is a redhead with large fake tits, and generally not that
attractive. Tom Chapman is a pencil dick. They fuck in the cockpit of a
jet. Reverse cowgirl and doggie. He pops on her tits and stomach.
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