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Subject: REVIEW: "The Bottom Line"
Date: Sun, 17 Dec 1995 15:11:43 -0500 (EST)
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Nitro Productions is a fairly new company that looks like it has an exclusive
deal with a fairly new star, Houston. Looking just like Bo Derek from the
movie "10", Houston is a long-legged, pretty-eyed woman with an attractive
figure, topped off with a long mane of braided hair. She does have a boob
job, however, but it isn't overdone. No visible scars, but from some angles,
stretch marks can be seen. She's very soft-spoken and doesn't scream
uncontrollably in her sex scenes. She does both men and women, and for now
it doesn't look like she does anal (at least not here nor in the other 4
movies I've seen her in). She's billed as the 'sex-ational' Houston, but
she's really just as average as anyone you'll ever see. She's no Debi
Diamond or Tammi Ann when it comes to sex, but she still looks like she
enjoys her work. Along with Houston, there's a bevy of good looking women
in this movie. J.R. Carrington, Kerri Downs and Dallas D'Amour each throw
in good sex scenes. Unfortunately, the editor (Waymore Kurtz) has other
plans. During the course of each sex scene, the heat is carried down a tad
by some slow-motion shots. Fortunately, it's not that slow that it'd put you
to sleep; it's actually semi-slow - almost up to normal speed, which I found
bearable to sit through. Thankfully, I found the three girls did well enough
in their scenes that I didn't reach for the FF button on my remote, but I'm
sure it wouldn't be so tolerable for most of you. The last girl of the bunch,
Dalny Marga, is someone whom I don't find all that attractive, yet she seems
to have a cute way about her - the most I can say is that she can't act her
way out of a paper bag. Then again, most of these stars aren't really actors
per se, but a good number of them can handle dialogue quite well. Now, on
with the review...
THE BOTTOM LINE
director: Charles Rothstein, 1995 Nitro Productions
cast: J.R. Carrington, Kerri Downs, Dallas D'Amour, Dalny Marga, Alec Metro,
Marc Wallice, Nick East, Blake Palmer, Dick Nasty
and introducing the 'sex-ational' Houston
rating: 1.90
- Dallas D'Amour (anal), Marc Wallice
- Kerri Downs (squirt, anal), Blake Palmer, Dick Nasty
- J.R. Carrington, Kerri Downs (squirt)
- Houston, Dalny Marga, Nick East
- J.R. Carrington (anal), Alec Metro
What this story has to offer is nothing that would get an award for
originality. The setting is Boston and we focus on the lives of some horny
businesspeople who end up bribing eachother - for Celtics tickets. We have
a narrator explaining things about the conflict between the sexes and that,
"women love to fuck, but men are different; they NEED to fuck. No matter how
many times a man has sex with a woman, he's never satisfied until he sweet-
talks her into giving him a little butt action". Are ALL men this obsessed
with anal sex? Has it come to a point now where men aren't satisfied AT ALL
if they never get 'a little butt action'? I'm not surprised they didn't give
credit to whoever wrote the script.
Things start off in the home (ok, bedroom) of Carl and Cindy (Marc Wallice and
Dallas D'Amour, respectively). Carl is sitting around, waiting for his wife
to arrive. She comes home, Carl hassles her about staying out all night with
some 'young, dumb, stud puppy' and she just rubs it in his face replying,
"That's right; young, dumb and full of cum". He asks her if he fucked her in
the ass and she says 'twice'. Carl decides it's been long enough to wait
around for it, that he's just gonna take what he wants (her ass) and then he
jumps her.
---
Dallas eagerly starts off by sucking Marc's dick. Then he turns her on her
back as he licks her clit, first through her panties then he slides them off.
They start to fuck in the spoon position, then do it doggie style as Marc
dives into her ass. Dallas becomes wilder and louder once they get into anal
sex. We don't see the initial penetration shot, but the labia pierce proves
it is indeed Dallas taking it in the rear. Then Marc pulls out and shoots all
over her asshole, dripping down her pussy.
---
Afterwards, they kiss and Carl asks her how her mother is. She says her
fever's still up, and she sends her love. You see, what we find out is that
Cindy's just role-playing; she plays the role of a cold-hearted, cheating
wife and that simply gets Carl's rocks off.
The next day, Carl tells fellow co-worker Chad (Blake Palmer) about the thrill
of role-playing. Another worker, Cash (Dick Nasty) walks in and joins in on
the conversation. We find out Chad's more of a butt-man while Cash is a tit-
man. Suddenly, the secretary Carmen (Kerri Downs) wanders in looking for a
file. Carl leaves the room while the two other men drool over Carmen, who
bends seductively as she searches through a file cabinet. The guys drift off
into a fantasy fuck.
---
Kerri slowly strips and fondles her tits. Suddenly, she's laying on her back
on a couch, sucking Nasty's dick while Palmer sucks her clit. He fingers her
clit very fast then she sprays some cum, drenching herself. Then they fuck
doggie-style (one guy taking Kerri from behind while the other gets sucked,
then they switch places). Kerri shows how eager she is when she sucks cock,
and even more so when Blake starts to fuck her ass. They exchange some
dialogue ([Kerri]: Fuck my ass! [Blake]: I can't get the head in! [Kerri]:
Yeah I know, it's tight isn't it baby? Fuck it!) before he pulls out and cums
on her asshole and pussy. She turns on her back to catch Dick's load in her
mouth, spitting most of it out.
---
Later, Carmen visits Carol (J.R. Carrington) in her office, gives her the file
and tells her she has a strong feeling that the guys undress her and fuck her
with their eyes. She says they stare at her tits and ass, then Carol admits
she is also fascinated with Carmen's features. Carol walks over to Carmen,
starts fondling her and they get into the obligatory girl/girl scene.
---
Not too much kissing between them, they seem to wanna suck tit and clit much
more. J.R. starts sucking Kerri, and when she gets down to her clit, finger
fucks it hard until she cums. Then J.R. sits down on a couch and spreads
herself wide as Kerri takes the plunge. J.R. is still wearing nylons and
heels and a long necklace which Kerri clenches with her teeth and rubs back
and forth over J.R.'s pussy. J.R. eventually reaches orgasm and squirms in
ecstacy. Kerri climbs up to J.R.'s face and they kiss.
---
We cut to Chad's office, where Cory (Nick East) tells him about a peephole in
the broom closet, where he goes and watches the ladies when they are in the
washroom. Cory says he decided to tell him about the peephole because Chad
gave him Celtics tickets. Chad, finding this news to be extremely
overwhelming, decides he'll give Cory tickets to any future games he wants
to see.
Back to Carol's office, she is visited by Camille (Dalny Marga) and Cathy
(spelled 'Kathy' in the credits, but I assume it's with a 'C' since all the
other characters' names start with 'C', played by Houston). The two girls
tell Carol they know they are being watched somehow, while in the bathroom.
Cathy goes on to say that she knows for a fact that Chad gave Cory Celtics
tickets, which gets Carol interested; seems she really wants those tickets
badly that she'll get the two girls to sneak up on Cory while he's peeping
and scare him into handing over the tickets or having the whole thing cost
him his career. Carol tells them she'll put in a good word to the chief
(unknown, s/he's not a character in the movie) for them to get raises. So
they set the scene; Carol heads off to the washroom and starts fondling
herself, for Cory's viewing pleasure. Minutes later, Cathy and Camille catch
him in the act. Camille gives two options; ratting him out to the chief or
fucking him. Of course, they choose to fuck.
---
Nick starts licking Houston's nipples as Dalny sucks his dick. The next 6
minutes or so go by real slowly. Eventually, Houston rides Nick's face while
Dalny still has her mouth full. Then Nick starts to fuck Houston from behind
as Dalny lays underneath them, watching it up close. Afterwards, Dalny lays
on her back on some sofa-seat as Nick squats beneath her and fucks her
upwards. When he pulls out to cum, Houston laps at his cockhead and catches
a load or two on her tongue, which she spits out.
---
Carol wanders in and scares Cory into handing her over the tickets. He does
so and she smiles at the girls for a job well done.
Carol goes back to her office and seems very pleased with having the tickets.
As soon as she sets them down on her desk, a janitor (Alec Metro) walks in
and starts cleaning. They start talking. She asks him if he's new around
there and what else he does besides janitor work. He tells her he's a
college student during the day and that janitor work is the only job he has
that brings in money for his mother and for his sister's leg operation.
Moving closer to him and slowly fondling her breasts, Carol asks if he's had
many girlfriends and he tells her he's a virgin and has always wanted to make
love to an older woman. Taking her cue, Carol tells him she has what he
wants and she wants what he has.
---
They start to kiss and undress. J.R. kneels down and takes Alec in her mouth.
Then J.R. lays down on a couch (same room from scene 3) as Alec gives her a
wild tongue fuck. They do a reverse cowgirl and, at times, you can see that
Alec is wearing a condom, but in other shots he clearly is not. When they
fuck doggie style, Alec takes her ass. J.R. takes it all in stride, loving
every minute of it. Then Alec pulls out and cums all over her asshole.
---
Carmen enters the room and tells Carol that the janitor's not really a virgin
and that she's already fucked him the other week. You see, it turns out that
Carmen really wanted those Celtics tickets too, and when she found out Carol
had them, she set up this whole scheme just to be able to bribe her in the
end. Obviously it worked and apparently, everyone ends up getting what they
want. The narrator wraps things up with a moral: "Although men will do just
about anything for a little booty, there are some women in Boston that will
do just about anything for tickets to a Celtics game".
Even though the videography by Michael D'Angelo is good and the musical score
excellent, courtesy of Dr. Sammy Shears, the 'Bottom Line' here is that
things still could have been much better. It's the editing that weighs down
the weak storyline even more (ok well, just the slow-motion shots during the
sex scenes, overall editing is fair). To add to it all, the sound was low,
you'll have to turn the volume up high just to be able to hear things
normally. The main credit goes to the performers. For the most part, they
look well into their scenes. Unfortunately, Houston's one and only scene
wasn't all that great. Fans of J.R. Carrington and Kerri Downs will enjoy
their two scenes (each) and Dallas D'Amour held her own in her one scene.
The real moral here (as is the case with many other porno flicks out there)
is: You can't go wrong with this movie if you've got your remote control
handy.
[email protected] - G.S. (aka Jo E.)