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From: [email protected] (Frans Postma)
Date: 25 Dec 95 13:19:47 
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Subject: review: Bottom Dweller #1
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Hello !

Ooops, I looked into my archives and I realised I *never* reviewed
_Bottom Dweller #1_ ! Which is a shame 'cos it's one my all-fav
movies. So here we go:

##Bottom Dweller #1
#Elegant Angel, Patrick Collins, 1994
;140 minutes
. Summer Knights, Tawny
. Lacy Rose, Terry Thomas, Roscoe Bowltree
. Wendy Whoppers, Cal Jammer, Roscoe Bowltree
. Tiffany Mynx, Nikki Shane, Roscoe Bowltree, Nick East

Story: A dirty old man (Harry Dweller played by Bruce Seven) has a
boot called the _Bottom Dweller_ on which he invites people to solve
their sexual-problems. He dies after scene1 and leaves his nephew(?)
(Patrick Collins) to clear up the mess he's created :). After the very
nice intro-tune we see Harry sitting on his booting looking at two
nice girls (Summer Knight (YUUUMMM) and Tawny) in way to short skirts
(yummi!)

He naturally invites them both on board his boat and of we go to
scene1. They started by cleaning the front-window of the boat and we
get a nice shot from the other side of that same window, neat idea.
Somewhere/somehow the boats gets out of port and they're on open sea
(well, sort of) enjoying themselves.

Both girls masturbate a little and in general appear to have a lot of
fun. After some talk about another boat approaching they decide to go
inside. Following is a long and good g/g scene which also proves that
Summer likes being spanked quite a lot. Both girls (esp. Summer) just
can't keep quiet BTW, just keeps on giggling/laughing or
talking...really neat. Compliments to the camera-man for giving us
some good full-body shots of Summer, even some from above. (should do
that more often)

So I liked that scene, should be obvious by now :-)

After this scene Harry Dweller dies (cardiac arrest I bet:) and on
comes his nephew...Who doesn't know the first thing about what his
uncle didon his boat and only learns about it by looking at some
photographs his unle took from some scenes/girls.

Soooo, when a couple (Lacey and Terry Thomas?) come in to get some
 help with heir "problems" from Uncle Dweller, he's more then happy to
 help them instead.

What follows is a fairly nice scene, in which first Patrick does they
honours and inserts some anal-beads in Lacy's nice ass. He also helps
her along with a vibrator but then she moves over to Terry and they
proceede to fuck. Problem solved :-) Lacey is having fun and screaming
quite a lot in this scene, which is sometimes a bit annoying but in
general this scene is fairly good.

Next we switch to a balcony on which a woman is standing masturbating
a bit. Now I would normally love such a scene with *any* female of the
cast, except...Wendy Whoppers. So guess, who's standing there? Right,
Wendy Whoppers. I don't like Wendy Whoppers and that's final, I don't
care for her scenes and or presence anywhere in a movie at all. So get
her outtahear...

No such luck ofcourse, we get a fairly long scene with Wendy and Cal
going at it. Patrick does extra by sucking wendy's toes some time. It
should in all fairness be noted that Wendy at least appeared to have a
good time. But since I don't like her one bit I FFed most of this
scene. Your mileage may vary offcourse.

On to the final scene, now the sotry gets really complicated so I'll
try to tell it easy anyway. Patrick discovers that a guy named Bruce
Seven looks a LOT like his late uncle Dweller (well, no suprise
there:) and Bruce in return notes that Patrick looks a lot like Roscoe
Bowltree (again, no suprises there)...

See? That's wasn't too hard no was it? Anyway, they go to a livingroom
where two girls (Tiffany and Nikki) await them. Apperently the girls
are there to audition for some movie 'cos they wanna impress Bruce and
Roscoe(Patrick). So first we get some stripping and dancing, which for
a change is actually nice to watch. This soon turns into up-close
lapdancing where Patrick sort-of fingers Tiffany, which she doesn't
mind off course.

After that, Bruce leaves and tells the girls to show Roscoe how bad
they wanna be in this movie. So they some g/g first in which at least
Tiffany seems to have a very good time. (I will not risc decalring she
actually came, but it looks pretty good).

Roscoe/Patrick calls up one of his friends (Nick East) and invites him
to come over to have some fun. Now why don't I get invitations like
that? Anyway, Nick enters scene and a three-way is in effect. Nothing
really special to note about this one, except that there are some good
shots of both girls. (I already mention that they seemed to have fun,
didn't I ? ;-)

And so ends part1...

Verdict: definitly worth a rental, likely purchase-stuff as well.
        (approx $30 or so, not $140 like it's over here). All girls
        seemed to have a lot of fun. Best scenes are the first and the
        last one, but that's all IMO off course.

Rating: 3.60; definitly must-rent and worthwhile buy.


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