From [email protected] Mon Oct 30 14:49:09 CST 1995
Article: 81463 of alt.sex.movies
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From: [email protected] (Jo E.)
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Subject: REVIEW: "The Return Of The A-Team"
Date: 23 Oct 1995 11:25:28 GMT
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Don't let the subject line fool you; this isn't really a review, it's more
of a warning.  :-)  Just like I was fooled in renting this movie when I
should've been warned instead.

THE RETURN OF THE A-TEAM
director: Patti Rhodes, 1988.  Western Visuals
cast: Fallon, Nina Hartley, Trinity Loren, Frankie Leigh, Robert Bullock,
 Joey Silvera, Mike Horner

rating: 0.05

1. Fallon + Robert Bullock; Frankie Leigh + Joey Silvera [faked anals]
2. Nina Hartley, Robert Bullock + Joey Silvera [faked dp]
3. Fallon + Frankie Leigh
4. Trinity Loren + Mike Horner [faked anal]
5. Fallon, Frankie Leigh + Mike Horner [faked anals]


The box cover has Fallon and Trinity Loren on it holding guns, which has
nothing to do with the story (or maybe it did, I dunno, I can't remember
what the story was about anymore - all I know is that there were no guns
(define guns? Ok, the 'firearms' kind :-)

As for the back cover of the box, several pictures are shown - one of them
being Nina sandwiched in between Joey and Robert.  Obviously in the dp
position, I was curious to see Nina perform it.  

Poorly shot and edited, this movie doesn't have a thing going for it - faked
anals, dp, orgasms most probably.. 

Who knows why Western Visuals released this kind of trash on their label. 
Thank goodness the director has shown signs of promise in later years,
because if she didn't, I would've wanted to tell Patti to hit the Rhode long
ago.  :-)

Leave this movie on the video store shelf and rent something else that'll be
worth your time.  This "A-Team" belongs way down the bottom of A-Barrel and
should never have 'returned'.  

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