From [email protected] Mon Oct 30 14:50:57 CST 1995 Article: 82020 of alt.sex.movies Message-ID: <[email protected]> Path: news.io.com!news.tamu.edu!newshost.comco.com!news.texas.net!news-out.internetmci.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!EU.net!news.eunet.fi!anon.penet.fi Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies From: [email protected] (Sleepless in Seattle) X-Anonymously-To: alt.sex.movies Organization: Anonymous forwarding service Reply-To: [email protected] Date: Sat, 28 Oct 1995 19:26:13 UTC Subject: Review - Tailens 2 Lines: 134 Status: RO Prolog - I was out on my usual search for a little titillation and had to decide between three movies that caught my fancy. I chose this one because of Ashlyn Gere. On the box and in the credits she's listed as the star and, after my last positive experience with her movie, I decided I wanted more of the same. This time I made a mistake. - Tailiens 2 - Fat Dog Productions - Henri Pachard - 1992, 93, or 95 depending whether you believe the video intro, the legal disclaimer, or the cassette case. Starring -- Ashlyn Gere (NOT!!!), Heidi Cat, Alexis Jordan, Bridgette Aime, and Sharon Kane as the creature from outer space. Guys -- Tom Byron, Marc Wallice, Mike Horner, Scott St James, several others in cameo appearances. Plot -- It claims to b e about government run bordellos used for sex experiments, But really there is no plot. Raincoat Review: Oral, Anal (brief), Missionary, Ball licking, Asshole licking, Butt and pussy slapping, Tit fuck, Mouth fuck, Tongue fuck. Rating for those who can't wait. In this case the wait won't be long but here it is anyway. 1.0 Scene List Really I can't give one for this film. This is probably the worst video I've rented in the last two years. It is very frustrating because it had such potential. The concept of a sexual experimentation bordello infiltrated by an alien race that adapts to the sexual proclivities of the host race is a good one. The make-up used on Sharon Kane to turn her face from the eyes down into a large pussy was very good. It would have been an excellent topper to the movie and an excellent lead in to Tailiens 3 if they had done this one right. They did not. The editing, camera angles, lack of continuity, unfinished sex acts, and inane meanderings of the storyline make it almost unwatchable. Only the hope that the ladies involved would, through shear sex appeal because they did have a good deal of that, do something memorable, kept me watching. The women and their particular talents were all new to me. While the ladies were not raving beauties, they were pleasant and eager in their sex scenes and deserved better treatment than the director gave them in the final cut. All had natural breasts that ranged from a little over a handful to a lot more than two hands full. As I said, I do not know the ladies by name so I will describe their attributes and what I found about the movie that I liked. If you can illuminate me about who the ladies were based on the cast list, I would appreciate it. On now to what I liked, this won't take long. The lady playing Shawna was an auburn haired, brown eyed, beauty with a great body in excellent proportion. Her breasts were larger than average and lovely. She had a very edible ass. When we were allowed to see her perform she did a very sexy cowgirl with a grinding ride that was very natural and a real turn on for me. In the missionary position she was very flexible and could spread wide and get her knees up in her armpits for maximum access. Her large lovely tits were just right for a tit fuck and she gave good head, taking her fella completely in her mouth from on top. The lady playing Barbi was a petite blonde with permed hair. She was very cute and very hot. She had a wonderfully shaped ass and her shaved pussy made me very hungry just looking at it. In her main scene, she held the guy's head deep in her box and made him tongue fuck her. This is one of my favorite things and fantasies, so I was impressed and turned on. I would love to see more of her. Erica was a tall woman with average looks, about 5'10" or 11 with a little too much baby fat on her body for my tastes. She reminded me a little of P.J. Sparxx but without the smoldering eyes. She had medium sized breasts which looked small because she was such a tall lady. She has a tattoo on her right arm, long brown hair and nice eyes. What I liked about her was her ability to take a mouth fucking from Mike Horner. She lay on her stomach, on a pool table with her head and shoulders over the edge and let Mike bury his long member all the way into her mouth repeatedly. She took this vigorous mouth fuck for a long time with no noticeable looping slowing him occasionally to allow her to do another party trick. She would take him completely into her mouth then stick out her tongue to tickle his balls at the same time. Something I'd like to try if I could find a woman who could do it. That's it, that's all there is worth mentioning in the flick. About the time I thought the movie was about to take off, they cut to a trailer for Tailiens 3 that probably showed everything good in that video as well. What A Waste!! Fat Dog Productions should be ashamed of itself. The use of Ashlyn Gere on the Box as the "Star" is a blatant lie. She is only in the opening shots as a part of "our story so far" and is never part of the action. I have never rented Fat Dog before and, unless someone can give me good reason, will not rent them again. This video is an obvious, premeditated rip-off of the consumer. Because of that I recommend you boycott all future releases. Henri Pachard's directing and producing are atrocious. He has no sense of continuity or of how to capture the beauty of the women in the movie. As producer and director I assume he supervised the editing as well. It was equally bad. On the Impeator's scale this is a 1.0. Do not rent this unless you have money to throw away. There are sexier scenes on cable TV. Your comments on the movie, review, or answers to my questions are appreciated. Flames are ignored. Standard personal information about MOI and a disclaimer follows. This review is of course my copyright and if you steal >from it without credit you are obviously an unworthy person who parentage is in doubt. Having said that; read this. I am a leg and ass man. I like nice, natural breasts, but large ones are not essential and if they are not pleasing to look at a distraction. I like enthusiastic, smiling ladies who are treated decently by the men. The ladies need not be beautiful but they must be pleasing to look at and enjoy their work. The most beautiful woman who scowls or looks as though she could be having as much fun reading plumbers weekly, is a waste of time. I follow the Imperator's lead with regard to honesty in packaging, cast lists, and the need to treat the customer with respect. I always try to take the movies for what they are rather than what they pretend to be. I use the Imperial Scale for Rating. It is posted in the Imperator's reviews and I will not reproduce it here. My review and rating should be considered with these things in mind. --****ATTENTION****--****ATTENTION****--****ATTENTION****--***ATTENTION*** Your e-mail reply to this message WILL be *automatically* ANONYMIZED. Please, report inappropriate use to [email protected] For information (incl. non-anon reply) write to [email protected] If you have any problems, address them to [email protected]