From [email protected] Mon Oct 30 14:51:11 CST 1995 Article: 82157 of alt.sex.movies Path: news.io.com!news.tamu.edu!cs.utexas.edu!news.sprintlink.net!news.wisenet.com!vircom.com!joseph From: [email protected] (Jo E.) Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies Subject: REVIEW: "Halloweenie" Date: 30 Oct 1995 00:48:31 GMT Organization: The GameMaster, Montreal, Canada. Lines: 68 Message-ID: <[email protected]> NNTP-Posting-Host: gmgate.vircom.com X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] Status: RO Trick or treat, folks! Just in time for this festive occasion... HALLOWEENIE directors: Mad Dad Dan + Sebastian (aka Orgie Georgie), 1991 Fresh Video cast: Tonisha Mills, Brigitte Aime, Britt Morgan, Flame, Holly Ryder, Ron Jeremy, Wayne Summers, Woody Long, Randy West rating: 1.00 (barely) - Holly Ryder + Woody Long [69, cowgirl, doggie, mish, back to doggie] - Brigitte Aime, Wayne Summers, Woody Long + Randy West [mish, RC, dp] - Tonisha Mills + Britt Morgan ; Wayne Summers joins in [doggie] - Flame + Ron Jeremy [mish, spoon, doggie] * no anals, 1 dp, 1 very poor facial The setting is an invitations-only costume party hosted by Holly Ryder (dressed up as a ballerina) and Wayne Summers (a rabbi?). Helping them out is their maid Brigitte Aime and their butler, Ron Jeremy. No real storyline here. Guests arrive, mingle, and end up in eachother's pants (or costumes in this case). Here's the line up of party guests: Tonisha Mills: devil (looking nice in a red-sequined dress along with pointed ears, but no spear) Britt Morgan: angel Flame: girlscout Woody Long: punk rocker I think. He's got sunglasses and frayed jeans Randy West: policeman The first two to slip away from the crowd are Holly and Woody. They end up in a bedroom, sucking eachother off and eventually 69'ing. Then they sweat it up in a few more positions before Woody pops his pecker all over Holly's ass. Wayne decides to show Randy and Woody exactly why he keeps a maid around the house. He sends Brigitte upstairs to masterbate, then is joined by the three guys afterwards. What develops is the dullest scene of this tape. The only way this scene could ever pick up speed is by FF'ing through it. Weak cumshots on Brigitte's ass and belly end it. In the billiard room, Tonisha shoots some pool while Britt goes around with her purse, stealing things. The girls chit chat a bit, then end up jumping eachother on the pool table. They kiss and fondle eachother and still keep parts of their costumes on. Wayne enters the room and joins them. They suck him off, he feels them up, then enters Tonisha's honeypot doggie style. To end the scene, Britt jerks him off in her mouth. This is one very poor facial, partially dripping down her chin. The last couple to hump it up are Flame and Ron. Ron tells her that he is really wearing a butler costume and that he really owns the house (huh? What about Holly and Wayne? What does this have to do with the story anyhow?). Ron proceeds to put Flame out, and she seems to love every minute of it. He cums on her ass, end of movie. There is not much to say about this one except that each scene contains people that are smiling and looking like they're having fun. Too bad they aren't as energetic as they are enthusiastic. A lot of lame comedy is thrown in between scenes, which is only worth skipping through. A sour Halloween treat, "Halloweenie" does stick to its theme, but doesn't carry it out well. Some things you do once a year, a rental of this movie may suffice once in a lifetime. Only rent this movie on October 31st, any other day just wouldn't make sense, much less be really worth the time. [email protected]