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Subject: Pussyclips5 (KwikReview)
Date: 13 Aug 1995 18:47:11 GMT
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This is a short, personal review. I am only an 'occasional' renter-- not a
knowledgeable expert. I'll just cover the things that stood out for me,
and ignore most of what I saw-- this way, I hope I give you a quick idea
of whether or not *you* might want to rent this video yourself. ... as
always, your mileage may vary.
* * * * * * * * *
I rented PussyClips5 (prod. by David Christopher) because I was curious
about the series, and because this vid contained scenes by Tammi Ann and
Marilyn Martin.
Tammi Ann is a lanky young almost-pretty blonde 19-year-old girl-next-
door-- the one you accidentally saw naked in her back yard three years
ago, and then found out last year that she flashed you on purpose. Tammi
really knows hot to take her pants off and work a chair. She creates more
chemistry per minute on-camera for me than just about anyone currently
working.
The first time I saw Tammi Ann was also the first time I saw Max Steiner,
in a cheap 'Casting Call' video. Tammi came in and "auditioned" for a
part. She had me convinced she was a newbie for a while. I had never
seen Max before. ... they went out by his pool, Tammi sat down in his
deck chair, lifted her knees and turned up the 'chemistry. Max started
his gynicological exam, and *I* forgot to breathe for four minutes.
PussyClips videos are heavily scripted, but pretend to be semi-
documentary. -- similar to Ed Powers or 'Casting Call'(CC). Pussyclips5
also has Tammi "auditioning" for a part, like CC. Each vid has three
scenes.
* * * * * * * * * *
HERE IS WHAT YOU GET:
Tammi in shorts walks into clean semi-commercial office done in early
Levitz. She walks upstairs and meets David Christopher. She strips,
exposes everything she can expose, and plays with toys while she and DC
make smalltalk. This takes twenty minutes.
Then the action stops. Editing picks up with Tammi, dressed, in a
clean, well-lighted storage room, where she fools around some more. This
takes four or five minutes.
Tammi finally meets 'Nick'; the kind of guy who convinces all of us guys
that *any* guy can do these movies. Nick was not cool. They turn in the
worst-filmed coital performance I have ever seen Tammi give-- but it was
still mostly in focus and contained some close-ups. Tammi does her best;
Christopher just wasn't ready to shoot the video. The cumshot on the butt
was lame.
Then there is the obligatory 'pussyclip' scene-- Christopher gets out a
chrome-plated clothespin and clips it to Tammi's clit. Yawn. Fadeout
35 minute scene containing six minutes of coitus.
* * * * * * * * *
Marilyn Martin ran thru the same script. I like the chemistry she creates
on video, and it was a good scene. She is a real good sport. Her male
partner presented her body better. The facial was fine but not monster.
The third blond; Sandy Beach; was also just fine, but not quite up to
Tammi or Marilyn-- two of the best sexual alchemists in the business.
* * * * * * * * *
GOOD AND BAD:
PussyClips did two things right and three things wrong. First, they used a
good Betacam. Second; they include lots of good pussy closeups. But third;
the camera work was bad-- jerky, often out-of-focus, and they never seemed
to get what I wanted to see into the frame; and fourth; Christopher does
NOT know how to film a fuck scene. He just doesn't.
Fifth: Their loop script is BADly structured.
1) They spend 20 minutes making small-talk while the girl fools around--
too slow; too much time.
2) Right where they really get going, Christopher BREAKS the action for
about five minutes. I couldn't believe it.
3) Male-female interaction and coitus takes only six to eight minutes and
isn't filmed well IN SPITE OF the Betacam and the lighting.
The foreplay-penetration ratio for the whole vid is about 5:1. Bad.
* * * * * * * * *
BOTTOM LINE: Christopher gets $1000 performances from his girls, but only
brings worth of $200 of tape to the party. This is the kind of tape my
girlfriend might pick out, if I ask her to get me a "nasty" tape at the
video store. Rent this if you really like Tammi or Marilyn. Don't rent
this if you like to watch people fuck.
This 95 minute tape contained 14 minutes of MF coitus.
--
Milton Brewster