From [email protected] Mon Jul 31 10:42:12 EDT 1995 Article: 72442 of alt.sex.movies Path: netnews.upenn.edu!news.voicenet.com!news.sprintlink.net!news1.channel1.com!news.channel1.com!channel1!echiko Distribution: world Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies Subject: Adult computer games From: [email protected] (Echiko) Message-ID: <[email protected]> Date: Sun, 30 Jul 1995 23:06:00 -0640 Organization: Channel 1(R) 617-864-0100 Info Lines: 63 Status: RO Hello folks! I am always on the lookout for adult computer games. I plan on writing one myself but it will not be finished for quite a while. In any case I decided to review the ones that I have seen. Note that I include interactive CD-ROMs in this group but not direct movie to CD transfers(why bother?). Ok, here we go. Porntris: An adult version of Tetris(obviously) with a pretty woman bitmap as a background. Each time you get a row the game uncovers a segment of a short 4-8 frame looping video. The game has about four levels(4 pictures and 4 videos) and is a bit short(probably due to memory constrants). It is quite good. Immoral Cumbat: 3D maze game like Wolfenstine 3D except you use sperm to kill the monsters(Sex as a weapon). Guess how you get the sperm? heh heh. This is actually quite good for what it is(Love the killer floating Testicles). It has good graphics and nice features like radar. It can be had as shareware. Simusex: Lovely artwork. Sorta like Virtual Valerie. Not really a game as much as a simulated girl you can do things to. It has good sounds(remember to have a soundblaster handy). It gets boring really quickly but is worth checking out! It is shareware. Sweet Thing VGA: A stupid text and graphic adventure that has you making love to a girl. the problem with it is, it uses pictures of different girls to represent the "girl" you are having sex with, The short video loops are not even in the same settings as the text says they are in, and the parser doesn't recognize words such as ear, foot, nose, etc... don't waste your money on this. It is shareware. Metal and Lace: Street Fighter game with dirty bits added. It is from Japan. Uses an art style similar to Japanese cartoons(Anime). Those of you who have lived in Japan(like me) know that The Japanese make thousands of games just like this one. Some are just stupid quiz games with dirty pictures. most are graphic adventure/slideshow games, strip Mahjong or strip Hanafuda(A Japanese card game). Metal and lace is not too bad. Intimate Zones: Well, Vivid Video chose to make some CD-ROMs. I don't mind, they have some of my favorite porn stars, but this one is not a good game. The object is to arouse a porn star by using various "tools" and touching them to a picture of her. If you are successful you get to see a porn video with her in it. The game would have been better if the pornstar's picture was animated and responded to your actions (like Virtual Valerie). Most of the game is just a porn film on CD, why bother with the "game" part? I hope Interactive does better in the future, they do great videos and movies, they have Asia Carrera(one of my favorites), and they have great distribution. Final note: I hate Windows, as a developer it uses to many reasorces and has too many restrictions, as a user it takes up to much memory on my hard drive and has other weird problems. --- * SLMR 2.1a * This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!