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+++-- Black Stockings
1990, produced by Patthi Rhodes & FJ Lincoln, directed by FJ Lincoln.
Ashlyn Gere "Melanie"
Joey Silvera "Jake"
Brigitte Monroe ("Cheryl"), Tom Byron, James Lewis, Marc Wallice,
Madison, Talia James.
"Cheryl" is a prostitute, and has brought her latest john, Tom Byron, back to
her apartment for a good time. I'm not familiar with either Brigitte Monroe
or Talia James, and am tentatively identifying the dark-haired woman in this
first scene as Brigitte. Ashlyn Gere, Brigitte's roommate, is there, and a
threesome ensues.
++--- Brigitte and Ashlyn, both naked but for stockings, are lying in bed with
Tom. Brigitte licks Ashlyn a little while Tom jacks himself hard. Then
Ashlyn blows Tom while Brigitte tongues and spanks her behind. There's
some ball sucking, and Ashlyn doesn't venture below Tom's glans. Then
Brigitte comes and sucks up lots of Tom while Ashlyn goes for his balls.
Tom lies on his back with Ashlyn on his face while Brigitte mouths his
cock and balls. There's lots of grimacing from Ashlyn, who eventually
leans over and sucks Tom a bit herself as he begins to soften.
Brigitte gets on her hands and knees, and Tom licks her a bit and then
performs a non-explicit insertion. There are some boring genital and
facial shots of the performers while Ashlyn gets behind Tom and plays
with him a bit before lying between his legs and licking his balls.
Tom is showing a bit of a pot-belly here, and Brigitte, whom I hope I've given
the correct identity, is a bit puffy and flabby for my taste. Even Ashlyn
doesn't look very good in this scene; maybe it's the lighting....
Tom flips over and Ashlyn rides him while Brigitte licks his balls.
Guess what Tom must like? There are some nice full body shots here,
although they are too brief. Eventually Ashlyn hops off and Brigitte,
wearing gloves, jacks Tom off onto her face and into Ashlyn's mouth.
It is a brief but decent come shot. The girls lick Tom's softening
cock, and then as he gets ready to leave kiss each other playfully.
After Tom runs off to the shower, Ashlyn tells Brigitte that it isn't safe for
her to bring tricks home. Ashlyn is a dancer who turns tricks only in "the back
room" at the club, which is evidently safer, but doesn't pay as well. Go
figure. Anyway, each girl tries to convince the other to switch to her own line
of work, but neither succeed. Ashlyn takes off for work.
+++-- James Lewis is waiting in the back room of Ashlyn's club for his own
good time, and Ashlyn comes down the stairs in an interesting asymetric
leotard. She touches herself briefly before unbuttoning and tonguing
James, using her eyes and devouring more of his cock than she did Tom's.
There is some nice slurping and good head shots of Ashlyn.
Cut to Ashlyn getting a tongue-lashing, such as it is; she grimaces as
one has come to expect her to. Then there some more nice blowing, with
James standing and grabbing Ashlyn's tits and fingering her a bit.
With all the gripes I have about the adult film industry, its pathetic
representation of cunnilingus has to be near the top. What we normally get
are men scrapping their fingers back and forth over a girl's clit, looking
a bit like they are are boy scouts trying to start a fire with friction. Then
maybe the tip of their tongue boinking around a bit, with their mouth held
well away from the snatch. Presumably this is to give us a nice look, so we
can tell that actual genital contact is being made. Meanwhile, the girl moans
a bit or spews some inanity. I don't know about the rest of you, but that
isn't how MY oral sex works. I like to feel the entire mouth on me; and when
someone's doing a good job, even if I'm dead silent any audience could tell by
the abdominal clenching and bucking. Oh, well.
Then we have some doggie on the couch, with a quite nice full body
insertion shot. Unfortunately, this is immediately followed by the
usual disappointing genital and facial cuts. When will they ever learn?
There is a cut to some pretty good reverse cowgirl, Ashlyn looking quite
hot, as she does throughout this scene. Then there is some missionary,
with another insertion. Ashlyn puts her legs up on James' shoulders
and there is a series of mostly excellent full body angles, with only
a few stupid genital closeups here and there.
This was the nicest part of the scene. I really like positions and camera
angles where you can see everything, not just the much over-hyped genitals.
Ashlyn's face, and breasts, and abdomen, and legs; a good portion of James,
even down to his stupid expressions; all nicely visible.
James pulls out and comes a bit on Ashlyn's snatch. They kiss a little
afterwards, which might be nice if James has a human facial expression
at the time.
Next, we see Joey Silvera lurking as a bum in a fairly nice alley. He offers
Ashlyn a drink as she walks by, but she declines. Now, I've seen Joey turn
in some workmanlike porn acting in other films, but I've got to say he is a
piss-poor excuse for a drunk.
Ashlyn returns to her apartment where ominous footsteps make her hide. She
sees Marc Wallice coming down the steps and walking away -- or rather, she sees
the tattoo on his right wrist. Going up to her apartment, she finds Brigitte
strangled. Now, I have to hand it to Ashlyn; she does a better job than we
have any right to expect with her grief and crying. No wonder I like her.
Ashlyn runs off to the alley, where Joey befriends her in an awkward scene.
She sits and drinks Cold Duck with him while she spills her story about how
the police don't care about who strangled a prostitute. Turns out Ashlyn
blames herself, since not only did Brigitte ask her to stay with her instead
of going to work at the club, but she was strangled with some black silk
stockings that Ashlyn gave her not one week ago. It turns out Joey used to
be a detective, so while Ashlyn nods off in her cups Joey vows he will go and
save the day. Ashlyn cuddles around an old stuffed dog of Joey's and has a
snooze until her next sex scene.
There is a galvanizing shaving scene in a random men's room where Joey turns
himself into his more familiar well-dressed, clean-shaven self. There is a
weird pan and linger over a graffito that reads "Love me tender like a dog."
Why? What does it all mean? Maybe the long-awaited sequel will tell us one
day; until then, we can only think of the stuffed dog and wonder....
So Joey the born-again detective goes to the popular back room of the strip
club. Madison comes down the stairs; an early Madison, before her amazing
bionic tits. Joey says he only wants to ask questions, but Madison doesn't
want to anger "Big Daddy" and insists on fucking him first. Joey caves.
+++2- Madison makes some nice mewing noises while stripping. She does a
decent job teasing and talking; she could almost make me like her in
this scene. She's friendly and playful while Joey goes for her boobs.
Madison licks his tits and his waist and then goes for the gold. The
surprisingly nice foreplay ends with a bit of sucking.
Cut to Madison on her back on the couch, Joey holding her right leg
in the air while they fuck. Madison makes some nice noises during a
few poor genitals shots and some quite good full body shots from above.
Then there is a cut to some doggie, with Madison's tits bouncing and
rubbing on the couch. More nice full body here, and there is a shot of
the Mickey Mouse tattoo on Madison's ankle for all you Disney perverts.
Joey pulls out and Madison jacks him onto her chest and tits. It is an
OK come shot.
Then we cut to Ashlyn waking up in the alley in the morning. She still looks
quite good. She digs out a smoke and hits the bottle. This and other non-sex
cut scenes tend to be overlong.
Switching back to the omnipresent back room, Madison tells Joey that the
tattooed man doesn't come around any more since he was a bit rough with one of
the girls. She suggests two other places Joey might turn him up. Joey returns
to Ashlyn in the alley, where she is still cuddling with the stuffed dog. He
tells her he is going to get the strangler, and she should wait for him in the
alley, "where it is safe." No, really.
+++-- Cut to Marc Wallice and Talia James, already partially undressed and at
it next to a hot tub. Marc rubs Talia all over, and she delivers some
hot sucking. Trademark Marc blowjob behavior here; he isn't afraid to
participate by moving his hips or grabbing Talia's head. Once Marc gets
hard, as a matter of fact, Talia uses one hand wrapped around his cock
to keep him from penetrating too far. Then, Marc bends over the hot
tub and Talia sucks him from behind, pulling his cock back between his
legs.
If I've identified her correctly, I've got to say that Talia does absolutely
nothing for me. I've never been partial to blondes in particular, and I just
don't find Talia very attractive. However, her oral work here really made this
scene for me. Otherwise I would have been forced to fast-forward.
Marc slides back over Talia and there is an unexplicit doggie insertion.
There are some poor genetial and facial shots and some OK full bodies.
Then Marc stands and there is some more sucking, with lots of tongue and
open-mouthed licking from Talia. There are some really nice side shots
with Marc really enjoying himself. He fucks Talia full in the mouth and
then pulls out and jacks a decent load on her face and chest. Talia
licks a bit more, and then climbs in the hot tub to wash off.
Marc prepares to strangle Talia, when Joey jumps out of nowhere and knocks
him into the tub. Talia runs off screaming while Joey fakes roughing Marc up a
bit, in a weird scene with them both in the hot tub, Joey clothed and Marc
naked. Presumably the police come and Marc is brought to justice.
Not that it matters in a porn film, but Marc seems to be calmly and unfeelingly
planning to kill Talia here. It seems completely unrelated to the sex, and
doesn't really sit well with Madison's description of him getting rough with a
girl at the club. Oh, well. I guess by 1990 no porn maker could show violence
too closely connected with sex anyway.
Cut to Joey and Ashlyn having a strange victory dinner in their private alley.
Unlike the other scenes, the sound is a bit distorted here. Ashlyn thanks
Joey, and there are some attempts at humor. Then, of course, they begin to kiss
in preparation for the fifth scene.
+++2- This starts with kissing, and both Joey and Ashlyn remove their tops.
Ashlyn kneels and blows Joey, and their are some nice head shots of
their activities. They kiss and Joey plays with himself while Ashlyn
finishes undressing. There is some more nice sucking, although the shot
is framed pretty poorly.
Why do people like breast jobs, anyway? Ashlyn's tits look quite nice in her
push-up here, but then the reaches behind her bag and removes it. Guess what?
Her tits don't change shape at all! How sexy...yeah, right. Still, I guess
I shouldn't complain too much; at least her tits still look quite yummy when
she is clothed. Thanks for not putting the Goodyear Blimp in there, Ashlyn!
Cut to Ashlyn on her back, Joey tonguing between her legs. Nice full
body of Ashlyn. Then cut to missionary, again with some nice shots. I
really like Ashlyn's body, even with her tits, and it is shown to good
advantage here. Unfortunately, this is intercut a bit with some genital
shots that aren't so great.
Joey lifts one of Ashlyn's legs up while she plays with her tits, and
suddenly we cut to doggie. There are some good full side shots here.
Too soon, Joey pulls out and Ashlyn uses her hand on him and plays with
just the head of his cock with her mouth. There is a good oral finish
with Joey shooting in Ashlyn's mouth and on her tongue.
Surprisingly, there is very little of Ashlyn's grimacing and weird lip-curling
behavior in this scene, except perhaps at the very end. Even when she indulges
in it, I like her as a performer; but I find her a lot more erotic without it.
At the end, Joey wipes off Ashlyn's face with his shirt and they kiss. Boy and
girl live happily ever after. All in all, not a bad movie with a plot that
wasn't terribly stupid or intrusive, if a bit over-expounded in places. The
first sex scene was wasted on me, but the remaining four were decent, sometimes
in surprising ways. I'll give this film the sex rating I think the sex
deserves, but I admit I like it a little more than that might indicate. Your
mileage may vary.
There was forgettable but unintrusive music by Rock Hard throughout. Credits
rolled at the end, which is always comforting. I doubt I'll watch this film
again, but I'm not disappointed that I spent the time watching it.
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This is the first review I've posted here, so please bear with me. I apologize
for using yet another rating system...I just couldn't get comfortable with any
of the others that are in use. Gomen, gomen. Here's what I'm doing....
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