From [email protected] Thu Jul 20 12:22:09 EDT 1995 Article: 70801 of alt.sex.movies Message-ID: <[email protected]> Path: netnews.upenn.edu!news.voicenet.com!news.sprintlink.net!EU.net!news.eunet.fi!anon.penet.fi Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies From: [email protected] (Gaijin) X-Anonymously-To: alt.sex.movies Organization: Anonymous forwarding service Reply-To: [email protected] Date: Thu, 20 Jul 1995 10:06:25 UTC Subject: Review: Straight A's Lines: 107 Status: RO Straight A's [John T. Bone, Fantastic, 1994] Starring: Annabel Chong, Kerri Downs, Nikki Lee, Zena Dean, and 5 uncredited men Annabel and Kerri are the only actresses mentioned on the box, and indeed, they are the only reason to watch this movie. Of the men, I only recognized everyone's favorite hedgehog; perhaps Kerri can fill us in on who the other 4 were. The "A", of course, means anal--in all four scenes in this movie, all the actresses do at least some anal. In fact, Annabel never gets a cock in her pussy at all--the men all go straight to her ass. The premise, such as it is, is that Annabel is straight A student Sam (Samantha), whom the housing office has paired with Chris (Christopher). She thinks this is fine, but Chris's girlfriend (Kerri Downs) is jealous. Another theme is that Sam thinks boys are intimidated by her brain; as proof of this, Chris and his buddies decide to go out for a beer when she walks in wearing just a bath towel. Anyway, on to the scene description. Scene 1 is between Kerri Downs and "Chris" in his dorm room after Kerri kicks Annabel out. In a nice touch, he starts the scene by producing the key to a tiny padlock that holds Kerri's labia rings together. Kerri starts out looking appropriately collegiate by wearing a pair of nerdy glasses, but fortunately ditches them early on (and soon thereafter, her only item of clothing, a dress). Kerri sports the most conspicuously natural breasts in the movie -- medium-sized, nicely in proportion to her body. (I'll admit I don't know for sure whether any of the other actresses are enhanced, though I get suspicious when they never completely remove their bras. Annabel's seem excessively firm, but at least they're not unattractively large.) Most of the scene is devoted to Kerri squirting every which way. I didn't count how many times, but it was impressive. In many cases, there is a cut right before the squirts, so my first reaction was that they had simply filled her pussy with water and she was expelling it. However, subsequent squirts were somewhat more convincing, and sometimes you could even tell the liquid was not coming from her vagina. There was sucking and fucking, including a brief period of doggy anal during which she even squirts a little. Although I wouldn't rate this scene "hot" (perhaps the guy wouldn't either--he's not very hard for most of the scene), I did enjoy it for its novelty value. Scene 2 starts out between Annabel and her girlfriend (Nikki Lee) getting it on in an empty classroom. Lots of Annabel poking one or more fingers in the pussy and ass of a completely nonreactive Nikki. After a while, a skinny, gray-haired professor shows up and joins in. He comes fairly soon after fucking Nikki, but the women suck him back to life and he continues the scene, fucking Nikki and later Annabel in the ass. Scene 3, completely unrelated to the rest of the movie (aside from the collegiate motif) is in the office of the dean (Zena Dean), where she is reprimanding a male student. Naturally, she demands that he do to her what he does to all the young women he boffs. I found this scene interminable (well, about 20 minutes) and FF'ed most of it. Dean is an older, unattractive and unresponsive woman with unreasonably large breasts. The guy fucks her vaginally and then anally in several positions, some rather athletic, but it didn't do much for me. Scene 4 is back in the dorm. Annabel confronts "Chris" and his two buddies over their fear of her brain. "Well, I have news for you -- I'm a whore ... *and* I'm smart!" Convinced me :-). At least, she acts the whore part well. She is soon bereft of all clothing except that damn bra, down on her knees sucking them off. In this position, each of them in turn fucks her ass vigorously and often deeply, with sizable cocks and insertion shots shown--most of the essentials for a good anal scene. At one point she even acts as though she comes. After much of this doggy anal, she turns over for a bit of missionary anal, which she also acts as if she's enjoying greatly. Finally, they do a DAP, and a mighty fine one it is. Not one of those poor excuses, like in Depraved Fantasies #2, where Ron Jeremy waves his cock at Ginger Bush's ass for a few seconds and pretends it's a DAP. No, this time, she starts out with one sizable cock in her ass in RC position, and Ron inserts his cock on top of it and starts fucking her for real. Except for a cut shortly after the initial insertion, this DAP is shown continuously for a good two minutes of solid fucking. I'd say this one rivals Tammi Ann's DAP in Depraved Fantasies #1; Tammi Ann is cuter, but Annabel seems to be enjoying it more, and the lighting is much better. I am starting to wonder, though, if Ron Jeremy has some patent on the DAP process :-). I don't think I've seen a DAP (at least not since Brittany Stryker's very poorly filmed one in Backdoor to Hollywood II) in which his was not the active cock. Summary: if you're a fan of sphincter athletics, the last scene is for you. As a bonus, you get a scene of our comrade Kerri Downs squirting profusely. The rest of the tape is nothing to cheer about. Oh yeah, I think there were some facials. Scene 4's might even have been monstrous. But I wasn't paying attention to those parts, so you're on your own. False advertising alert (not that false advertising is that newsworthy, but I'll rail about it anyway): among the photos on the box (in fact, this very photo showed up a couple months ago on a.b.p.e as "anal0003") is one in which Annabel is doing a RC anal. Never happens (unless you count the few seconds before the DAP insertion). In another photo, there is apparently some kind of triple penetration (of the 3 cocks in one crotch variety) going on, though it's impossible to tell which orifice(s). Again, never happens. I can see how these stills would happen--they probably set up the DAP (of which there's also a photo, which also appeared in the same set on a.b.p.e), then tried adding a third cock. They took some stills, but found that it didn't work when they filmed it, and left it off the finished tape. Still, there is no excuse for keeping such a misleading photo on the box. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To find out more about the anon service, send mail to [email protected]. If you reply to this message, your message WILL be *automatically* anonymized and you are allocated an anon id. Read the help file to prevent this. Please report any problems, inappropriate use etc. to [email protected].