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From: [email protected] (Dale P.Kelley)
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Subject: REVIEW: Anal Cum Queens
Date: 18 Jul 1995 05:55:08 GMT
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The following is a detailed graphic description of adult material.
If this offends, you do not read it.
Hi Folks:
This is my first review for asm. I've been lurking for a few months,
reading various post. I have wanted to write movie reviews for several
years, and now is the time. I have read most of the reviews posted here
over the last few months and they have been a great help in selecting
videos.
Let me tell you about my likes and dislikes in regards to porno.
Analism is my thing. I like it. If a scene does not have anal,
I have very little interest in it. A scene without anal, must
be very-very good and have very-very beautiful women in it.
A few other things. I like young beautiful women (over 18, of course,
I guess we all do). I agree with most on asm that natural breast
are best, but a well done, restrained boob job is acceptable.
I have no particular fetish for breast, and do not mind if they
remain covered.
Legs and ass is where I focus. I prefer stockings, but great legs are
great legs. Highheals are a must though. Ankle straps and
white ankle sox are my favorite, unfortunately, rarely seen (except
in a few Max Hardcore tapes and ZZ-TOP videos). I find bare feet a turn off
(sorry, that's just what I like). Just keep the shoes on.
Oral action runs a very close second to anal for me. I prefer
hands free, deep throat action (who doesn't?).
I think all cum shots should be on the tongue (I know some feel otherwise).
A little splatter is OK. But the vast majority should be deposited on
the tongue and into the mouth. My feeling is that shots anywhere else
are a waste of everyones time and money. IMHO, the best cum shot
I've seen (arguably, the best every), is Keri Foxx's work in the last
scene of the "Xtermiantor". Keri takes big load in the mouth.
She opens up and a thick film of cum connects her upper and lower
teeth with her tongue. No spitting either. It all just disappears--
until her next anal scene, I guess.
Pussy fucking, while a staple of life, is just a preliminary to anal sex.
I pretty much FF through this part, unless something catches my eye.
I like the girls to appear to enjoy what they are doing. Smiles and
eye contact with the camera score big with me. I think the players and
crew should remember why they are doing this, not for the producer or
each other, but for you and me.
Plot? "We don't need no stinking plot." If I want plot I'll watch
a Hitchcock movie. Don't expect much commentary on plot, except when
it gets in the way.
This will let you know what I like and if your taste are similar
you may find my reviews helpful. If you like, I will post more.
I have access to several hundred tapes dating back to 1984.
Pat
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ANAL CUM QUEENS
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>From Zane: Anal Cum Queens (a Max Steiner production)
Starring: Monique
Davia
Paisley
Bridgitte
Alex (female)
Released: May 25, 1995
The premise of the tape is women who crave an internal anal sperm
injection, and then squeeze it out. Plot: see above. Each segment starts with
a short bio of the girl(s) in the scene (fictional, without doubt). I have
never seen any of these gals before, so I can't put any other names to the
ones listed.
First scene: Monique
Monique, (a good looking burnette with fabulous long legs, natural
tits and a beautiful fully shaved pussy. She has on red ankle straps with
little white sox, (love that look!). She is sunning herself, when Max shows
up. Quite a few body shots. Max does a four finger pussy probe (I think you
Euro-viewers will get a fisting here, his thumb disappears from view and a cut
to her face is shown in it's place. When we come back, his hand is wet well
above the knuckles, and his thumb is wet). A little pussy fucking takes place,
nicely shot. Next is some nice mouth and
throat fucking with lots of saliva strings dripping. She then
proceeds to lick and finger Max's asshole (interestingly, she wipes her
dirty finger on his balls and then licks the exact spot). Unfortunately,
most of this part is shot wide, not too much detail. For really good
analingus, Tianna's Buttwoman series is good.
It's anal time. Doggie at first, head down, ass up, nice view from behind
with her pulling her cheeks apart with both hands. They move to RAC, with a
penetration shot and nice body shots. Max pops inside her ass then opens her
cheeks for the cum to flow out. She pops a little fart and shoots a drop out.
Grunt-grunt!!
Production values are well above normal. Camera work is very good.
Editing is pretty good, with very few of those annoying cuts to the guy's
face (does anyone really like those). Color is well balanced. Sound is
poor because a nearby stream predominates.
This scene is a little milder then Max's usual stuff, sadly, no ass to
mouth and Monique does not get "MAXimized". Also we (U.S.) don't get to
see the fisting, and the anal scene is a little short. Even so, this is
a very good scene. Quite a few nice leg shots, she keeps her shoes and sox on.
Monique is attractive and what is here is well worthwhile.
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Second scene: Davia X.
The scene open with a guy sitting at a computer writing a script for
a porn movie. He thinks that a scene with an internal cum shot would
be something porn viewers would love (?). He calls Davia. Davia is billed
as a Las Vegas showgirl. She is a bleached blonde with way oversized man-made
breast, I mean oversized. Oversized to the point of making her look fat
(actually she is somewhat over-weight). This woman did nothing for me. I found
her unappealing in the extreame (you may feel different). I don't know where
this scene came from, but it does not fit in with the theme of the tape.
Anyway, he calls her, they fuck (no anal). Interestly, he has a condom on for
the entire fuck yet he, supposedly, cums inside her pussy (?). The pussy is
opened to the camera and a bunch, I mean a bunch, of fake cum rolls out.
This scene really sucked canal water. Long boring setup with way too
much time showing the guy sitting at the computer. Also, during the fuck
way too much time is wasted on close up of his face (shots sometimes as long
as 20-30 seconds). Production values were OK except for editing. Camera work
and lighting were good. This scene was a total waste of resources, natural and
human.
FF will get a workout here.
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Third secne: Paisley
Next is Paisley. The scene opens with Max on the phone looking for a
girl willing to let him blow his load up her ass. Paisley is that girl.
She is a beautiful girl, with long legs, brown hair,and a beautiful
body with natural breast. She has on pumps with ankle straps (my favorite).
She starts with a no-hands mouth fuck, lots of deep, to-the-testicles,
action here (too bad Max isn't bigger). a very wet and dripping BJ. We move
to a bed inside. Max has four fingers, to the knuckles, in her pussy and
she has his dick in her mouth. She is responding for real to the fingering,
(I rarely believe the display put on by most actresses, this time I did) quite
a bit of involuntarily movement. She moves to a doggie postiton with her head
down on the bed and her ass in the air.
Euro-viewers get another fisting here.
Max's hand is wet well above the thumb hand junction. Also, Max says to
her "I like fist fucking your cunt" and she responds "I do too".
--Too bad the blue-noses control this country. This girl, along with Monique
and Alex (yet to come) are world class cuties and missing their fistings
is a shame--. Onward, next we get some nice pussy fucking moving quickly to
CG. Max double fingers (one from each hand) her asshole pulling it open
maybe an inch or more. He moves to her asshole in this position. No
screaming or excessive display just a little moaning. Next they move
to an ass high position with nice visuals, and a great body shot marred
only by an extended close up of Max's face (Max, we know what you look like).
We move in for a nice close up. Max shoots inside and we see real cum on her
rosebud, then she expells some fake cum (funny, Max usually shoots enought
to not need fake cum). Still, it comes out of her asshole and runs into her
pussy.
This is a very nice scene. Paisley does not get the normal "MAXimizing"
but does get fisted and gets her ahole streached some. She is exceptionally
good looking, with shaved lips and a little fuzz on top. She takes to
fisting and anal like a fish to water. Her legs are well shown, with her
shoes on throughout (I hate it when they take off their shoes).
Production values are good. Camera work is mostly fine, with nice body
shots and good closeups. Editing is good too, except for that extended
closeup of Max's face. Too bad about the fake cum and fisting.
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Fourth scene: Monique and Brigitte
This scene open with Brigitte, rubbing her pussy while looking at a
magazine, and Monique, to the side, having a drink. This is the same
Monique from the first scene. Brigitte is a young looking girl with
braces on both upper and lower teeth, while not beautiful, she is
very appealing. Monique looks a little more worldly then in her
previous scene. We get some nice close ups of Brigitte fingering her
pussy. Brigitte, then, begins licking Monique's pussy and we get a really
nice view of Monique's legs (high black stay-up stockings with black
ankle-strap pumps).
Then comes a nice close of Brigitte licking and fingering Monique,
camera work is superb. To quote Monique "Stick your fist up inside my cunt".
I don't know if this happen (no shot of wet hand), as we cut
to the front door to show the guy arriving (too bad, as this was a
really good scene and it would have been nice to continue it).
The guy walks in and, fortunately, we watch the girls instead of watching
him get undressed (does anybody watching a video like this really
want to watch the guy get undressed. A lot of vids do this). Brigitte starts
blowing him, doing a very nice job. Music here is very well paced to the
action and enhances the action. The scene moves at a relaxed, but not slow
pace.
Brigitte then guides his dick into Monique's pussy. While watching, Brigitte
discovers a strap on, and straps it on. Monique sucks on the dildo, while
continuing to fuck. The camera work fell down at little here, for what ever
reason, the camers is turned 90 degrees to the side. I don't much care for
attempts to be artsy and found this annoying. Still, we get some nice
leg shots of Monique. Monique moves to the pool table so Brigitte
can fuck her while she sucks the guy. Nice standing doggie with one
leg on the table. A DP, (standard sandwich) with the dildo in Monique's
pussy, follows. Monique is very loud here, too loud.
A change of postions puts Monique in a standing doggie, bent over a chair.
Brigitte is underneath licking pussy while Monique is sodomized (don't see
this action much anymore). Very nice close up of Brigitte's tongue sliding
into Monique's pussy while the guy pounds Monique's asshole. A very minor
amount of looping here.
It's cum time. The guy pulls from Monique's ass and shoots the first squirt
into Brigitte's open mouth (we see it land on Brigitte's tongue).
He reenters Monique to finish shooting his wad. Brigitte goes back
to licking pussy. He pulls out. (They missed a chance to do a great ass to
mouth with Brigitte here, all the elements were available. What a waste,
considering what follows.) Monique and the guy start spreading her asshole,
Brigitte continues to lick pussy. The guy sticks two finger in, one from each
hand, spreading Monique's asshole trying to get the cum to come out. Brigitte
is still licking pussy. A cut (boo) and we see Brigitte under
Monique's worked over asshole (cum still visible on the rosebud). The guy is
spreading Monique's cheeks as wide as possible, and Monique is working her ass
muscles to expell the cum. Next, is something I have never seen in over
twenty-five years of porn viewing. White stuff (fake cum?) starts comming out
of Monique's asshole and dripping into Brigitte's mouth. The first drop lands
on her upper lip, she licks it off. The next drop misses. The following drop
lands on her tongue and dissappers into her mouth, never to be seen again.
Several more globs fall into Brigitte's mouth. There is absolutely no
resistence to this by Brigitte (she seems to like it). She raises up her head,
puts her lips to Monique's asshole, and comes away with more stuff on her
lips, she tongues it away into never-never-land. She licks up more of the
stuff as it leaves Monique's asshole. The guy picks up a drop and puts it on
Brigitte's lip guess what happens to it. He gets another drop, holds it over
Brigitte's mouth, her tongue flicks out and picks it off his finger.
We end with a shot of her smilling face, showing both set of braces.
She has several drops here and there, and licks up the ones she
can reach with her tongue. We pan to Monique's raw ass then her face and fade.
This scene is definitely not eveyones cup of tea. Up to the cum eating
scene at the end it is not very unusual. The pussy licking during anal,
while not unseen, is relatively rare these days. It is the dripping of
"cum" from an asshole into a mouth that is unusual.
Having seen a few Euro-fetish vids (including scat) I've
never seen this done before. (Enema water yes, cum no.)
Production values are extreamly high (with the one exception noted above),
better then most videos I have seen. This is a world class production. The
color was right-on, contrast just right, lighting could not have been better.
The music was well suited to the scene. The pacing was just right. No shot was
held too long, or to short (of course, more anal
is always welcome). Pans were used instead of cuts for most view changes.
Most producers could learn from this one.
The fact that fake cum was used is not really a problem. It was
injected into Monique's ass and discharged into Brigitte's mouth. I suspect
the real stuff was placed too far up Monique's rectum to be retrieved.
They did try. The only edit here is the cut to inject the "cum"
into Monique's ass.
Monique is described in the first scene. She looks a little harder here
but not objectionably so. She has great legs. She looks vaguely familiar
here, but I can't place her.
Brigitte looks to be 18-20 years old, but is dressed as a younger girl.
She wears a simple dress with white sox and flat sole shoes.
Having braces on both sets of teeth help complete the illusion.
She is not particulary pretty, but I find her quite appealing
(even before she did her trick). She has wonderful natural breast.
She would fit right into a Cherry Poppers (may have done one-I don't know).
Here she gives head, but does not have intercourse. This is
more then made up for by her anal cum sucking antics.
Excellent!!
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Fifth scene: Alex
Alex is shooting pool. She is a black haired beauty. She has on a
short black mini-skirt, a pink top, black choker, and black pumps, with those
wonderful white sox (a la ZZ Tops "She's Got Legs").
This is another girl with a great set of legs, and "she knows how to use
them". We get some bendover shots of her shooting pool. Nice stuff.
Closing time and she does not have enough money to pay her tab at the bar, so
guess what. Max is our bar-keep today.
Max sets her on the bar and begins by putting three fingers in her
pussy. She has a shaved pussy with a very small tuff of fur a couple
of inches above her slit. A fisting is next as Max's hand is wet to the wrist.
It appears that Alex is willing to do a little self-fisting also, as
her hand is wet to her wrist watch. At one point, we get a glimps of her
hand leaving her pussy in the classic duck position. We also see her hand
start in (duck position), but Max stops her, and she spreads herself instead
(God, I hate blue-noses).
She, then, puts four fingers in her pussy and Max fucks with her fingers in
there. Excellent camera work throughout. They move to a standing doggie,
with her bent over a chair. She has four fingers (to the big knuckles) in her
pussy while he fucks her. Nice view of her legs.
Blow job time, very deep, with eyes looking into the camera,
very wet and dripping. Lot of deep-to-the-testicles action.
She does not get to lick his asshole (sadness).
She gets a finger in the ass to start, but is denied a full
anal probing (more sadness). Ass fucking is in a rear position with
her kneeling on a chair (not really a doggie). This is the only position used.
The dialog implies that she has not done anal before (yah, right),
but her expressions during the sodomizing leads me to think this
might be true. However, she may just be a very good actress.
The cum shot is internal, in keeping with the theme of the tape. We see
real cum running out of her asshole and into her pussy.
The scene ends with her smilling into the camera.
This was an excellent scene. It was not quite a nasty as the
previous scene but has its own charm. Alex is probably the
most beautiful of all the good looking women on this tape.
You have to see her to relize how good looking she is (a really pretty
Asia Carrera, and she's no dog). I have seen a number of Euro-fisting tapes,
and Alex is the best looking woman I've ever seen do a fisting.
The removing of the fisting did not hurt the heat of the
scene, but inclusion would have made it a truely monster
scene. She is not "MAXimized", I guess fisting has taken its place
(sadness for those of us in the U.S.).(I think I'll move to Paris.)
I have seen maybe thirty or forty fisting scenes, and I think this
would have beat all of them. The incredable good looks and marvelous legs
of Alex's make this a great scene.
Production values are, again, world class with great angles, lighting,
and editing. The music is not as good as scene four, sounding a
little like something from DOOM. But who cares, Alex is wonderful and
the production crew did a great job. (Too bad about the fisting.)
Recommended!!
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Conclusions:
As anyone, who has made it this far knows I think this is
a great video. With it's high production values, beautiful women,
and nasty action this vid should become a classic Max movie (particularly
the Euro-uncensored version).
The theme of internal anal cum shots is ridiculous (except for
Brigitte's antics in scene four). Externals are much better
(actually, ass to mouth (ATM?) is the best). With the exception
of scene two, all scene are keepers. The inclusion of Brigitte's
slurping is something to be thankful for. If it remains in later releases,
remains to be seen. The lack of "MAXimizing" is unfortunate especially
if fisting taking it's place (at least for those of us in the US).
Highly recommended. Buy it if you can find it. Particulary, if
you can find the European Version.