From [email protected] Wed Jun  7 21:15:16 EDT 1995
Article: 63866 of alt.sex.movies
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Subject: For die-hard Vanessa Chase fans: "Snatch Masters #6"
Date: Wed, 07 Jun 1995 17:53:12 -0800
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Only die-hard Vanessa Chase fans will probably want to watch "Snatch
Masters #6."

When I saw the box on the shelf the only thing that caught my eye was that
her name and photo were prominently displayed.  Everything else about the
box promised disaster.  Only Vanessa and another actress whose name I
forgot were listed, meaning this was the kind of compilation video I
usually avoid like the plague.  I decided to watch it anyway, her part at
least, because I owe it to her, right?

First surprise: Her's is the first scene.  Disappointment sets in,
however, as she sits on the bed in a dreary motel room, the atmosphere
made all the more gloomy by the washed out color of the print, making
small talk with the character presumably holding the camera. 
Disappointment slips into the first level of depression as the guy off
camera feels obligated to enhance the quality of his deep voice with
flourishes of a foreign accent.  Imagine, if you will, that voice uttering
little jewels like "This is your fantasy, Vanessa, what would you like
your dream lover to do?"  Your throat tighens a little more when Vanessa,
in her faint little voice (which I thought she had left in the unfinished
house that served as the location for GBG 14), says, "Suck my toes ...
gently."

At this stage, you grope for anything that offers hope, no matter how
faint.  Vanessa plays with her clit and strokes her nipples, which get
partially hard.  That's good.  But the voice behind the camera continues
to intrude, offering little asides to someone also off camera named Ron. 
At first you think Vanessa is going to have sex with the cameraman, a la
Seymore.  But you begin to suspect that perhaps Ron is going to enter the
scene.  Finally Ron does lumber in from the left, none other than Ron
Jeremy!

Jesus, now you slip to the second level of depression and the future looks
bleak.  Actually, Ron is likeable, can be funny, and can act every now and
again.  But this is one of those loop-type vignettes, no story, just sex,
and Ron's character and physical qualities do not lift the encounter to
erotic heights.  Ron eventually pushes into Vanessa's pussy and proceeds
to fuck her, but the action is unexciting and fails to hold your
attention.  About this time you notice that someone has pinned the florid
brown bed spread to the window curtains in a spasm of decorative
brilliance.  This creates such a bizarre backdrop that it competes for
your attention with the languid fucking on the bed ... and wins!  Can
events sink any lower, you wonder.

Second surprise.  Ron rolls off her and kneels on the bed.  Vanessa,
perhaps stimulated a little from the fucking, proceeds to deepthroat Ron's
thick 9.5 inches, once all the way briefly, not with the aplomb that Janey
Robbins has shown, but with resolve and ardor that makes for incredibly
hot sucking.  She repeatedly spits on his dick before swallowing him,
apparently satisfying some interior motive.  This remarkable turn of
events shatters the gloom that was blanketing the scene.

Third surprise.  Ron jams his dick in her asshole and fucks her good. 
Although the anal action is rather brief, it is hot.

Finally, in her cute voice and manner, lying on her back while he plunges
into her pussy, Vanessa counts down from 30.  Tension mounts as she nears
zero: will Ron actually come on the count?  You bet he does, right on cue,
except that he unleashes his load with such herculean force that most of
the cum sails over her head out of camera range, probably to splash on the
cameraman's levis.  Only a little cum lands on her mouth.

Vanessa's sucking and ass fucking really turned me on, making this scene
worthwhile.  But then I really like her.

No way was I going to watch any more of that video.  You're on your own if
you decide to push on.

lamont