The Director Reviews... Virtual Sex

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VCA Platinum
Directed by Nicholas Orleans

Cast

Kelly O'Dell, Tiffany Mynx, Tina Tedeschi, Sierra, Deborah Wells, Laurie Cameron, Tanya Summers, Jalynn, Ariel Daye, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Darren Hart, Matthew Sebastian

The future. We all have video phones and computers like HAL in our homes. Kelly O'Dell has the Athena 2001 running her life. Kelly's boyfriend, Mark Davis, gives her the LoveMaker (or something like that) a device that when activated gives a virtual sex tour to the person wearing the speaker/sunglasses headset.

The scenes are named, so I will keep to the convention:

"Waiting for Victoria"
Kelly O'Dell and Tony Tedeschi

Kelly in this scene (and the movie for that matter) is heavily made up. I prefer natural state, but I'll take what I can get. The sounds are poorly looped which, to me, take away from the scene. Either shoot silent, or shoot with sound. Don't waste my time with random moans which, according to the credits, don't even belong to the people who are fucking.

Tony shoots a small load on her face.

"Bachelorette Party"
Kelly, Tina Tedeschi, Laurie Cameron, Ariel Daye, Jalynn, and Matthew Sebastian

Tina Tedeschi comes over to announce her recent engagement and Kelly shows off her new toy. The bachlorette party ensues. The sex here is HOT HOT HOT. The party is cut in with shots of Kelly and Tina masturbating in real life through their stockings. This is the perfect tease and it is done very well. There is a lot of masturbating and lesbianism. Tina pretty much stays with Matt in the party scenes. He cums on Tina's face, with no volume.

"Athena Comes Alive"
Kelly O'Dell, Tiffany Mynx

Tiffany is Athena, Kelly's home computer. A simple plug in and they play! Tiffany rises out of the water in a nifty bit of reverse filming, and they do each other. A decent scene.

"Victoria Becomes A Man"
Deborah Welles, Tony Tedeschi

Sensing that the possibilities are limited, Athena suggests that Kelly become a man, so a man she becomes. As Tony Tedeschi, she fucks Deb Welles with abandon. Again, the sounds are looped, which is a drag. He cums on her nipple, with very little volume. This is becoming a trend...

"Machine Sex"
Tanya Summers, Darrin Hart

Athena takes control of the toy and imagines this scene. There are sparks and sweat in this one. The sound is looped. He cums on her belly and tits with good volume.

"Victoria's Threesome"
Kelly O'Dell, Sierra, Mark Davis

Mark finally returns from his vacation, and Kelly sees Sierra sucking him off. Or does she? Regardless, the three of them get it on in a very good scene. Sierra's new breasts take a good sized load from Mark.

This guy wants to be Andrew Blake in the WORST way. However, he does a really good job. The attention to detailis what amazed me with this production. The sunglasses which act as the user interface have small lights which flicker under them, giving the illusion that something is going on back there.

The film is shot well, very attractive people and sets and music is not quite as new-agey as Blake's, though that is the vein Orleans was shooting for. With the new Imperial ratings, it's tough for me to decide how high on the 3 scale this should go. On the high side, it looks so damn good and the sex is pretty hot, and the low side because of the looped dialogue and the lack of semen volu me.

There are pros and cons. Tina Tedeschi(Tyler) is awesome. Real tits, spirted performance... she lifts the Bachelorette Party into the stratosphere. Can you tell she's a fave? Anyway, the movie is slick, slick, slick... excellent for couples. The heat level is a little on the low side at times, but it is woth it... I've decided on the strength of the Bachlorette Party and the slickness to give it a 3.45