Host: Jonathan MorganSYNOPSISTonight's Contestants: Kaitlyn Ashley, Tammi Ann
The Superstars: Tiffany Mynx, Melanie Moore, Cumisha, Nikki Shane, Maggie Mae, Tom Byron, Nick East, Randy West, Dizzy Blonde, Shawn Ricks, Ron Jeremy, Dick Nasty, Alex Sanders
Referee: Don Fernando
A sexual American Gladiators. Actually, a pretty involved set-up. Has potential for a successful series. I won't spoil the outcome of the races. I am typing as I watch. (Ah, offline editors!)Scene Breakdown:The girls are introduced and asked to speak for a moment. Bad idea. The girls are idiots.
Wall-of-DicksCONCLUSION:
There is a wall of plastic phalluses. The blindfolded girls have to find the real glory hole and service its owner. Kaitlyn is blwoing Tom Byron. Tom has absolutely no cumshot. A dribble comes out. Very much unlike him. Stunt dick??? Tammi Ann takes a great load from some guy I do not recognize.Post Wall-of-Dicks
Tammi Ann takes on Nick East and Unknown Guy as Kaitlyn gets herself off on a rubber "robo-cock." Her orgasm is subject to dispute (tho upon closer look, her pants are pretty soaked...) Kaitlyn has natural tits for this shoot. (Which she doesn't have here, BTW) Tammi takes a load on the face from both guys which results in a pretty good facial.HALFTIME!!!Kaitlyn get a penalty: three minutes with Ron Jeremy! Ron is sans mustache which is a little disconcerting. In fact, it seems as if Ron has shaved his whole body! Kaitlyn is dead-fishing it here, wearing a silly grin and nothing else. Ron eats her. (A penalty would be to have to fuck him, no?)
Tammi Ann goes with yet another Unknown Guy who has her pussy pretty damned wet. She blows him, he fucks her. All this while we're getting play-by-play from Jon Morgan who is doing an adequate enough job. His voice is a little too nasal to take for so long, but his lame sense of humor keeps things light. What is more interesting is the "audience" they scraped together for the bleacher shots. In a post-Ron interview, Kaitlyn says Ron "...isn't so bad." Finally, the guy cums on Tammy Ann, but because he is standing over her, his aim in non-existant, and he doesn't seem to get any on her, until she makes a grab for his prick.
Both girls are too ribby for me. Eat some more! More questions prove again that they are still vapid. The games have not increased their intelligence any.Alex Sanders/Maggie Mae
Alex Sanders and Maggie Mae sneak out of the bleachers for a quick fuck. Quick it ain't. it is slow and "caring." Sensitive piano music fills the air. They must love each other (gag!) He wastes the best load so far all over her ass.THE MAZE
Kaitlyn hits Nikki Shane and Tiffany Mynx. Tammi hits the third (?) in a long line of unknown guys and blows him. Tiff and Nikki look great, and everyone seems to be having a good enough time. Me, I'm ready for the FF.The Greased PoleTiff's turn to be eaten, and she is very vocal about it. (YAY!) Tiff is saving this sequence by her entusiam, and her sense of balance (she is standing on one leg quite a bit.) The guy blows his wad on Tammi's face.
So, Tammi goes further into the maze and GETS CAUGHT BY ANOTHER GUY! This is getting predicatble. Lemme guess, he fucks her! Shoots, scores!
Further in the maze, Kaitlyn gets snagged by a guy and starts to suck him. With Guy #4, Tammi Ann is starting to come alive with a nasty little sneer when the guy has a few fingers in her twat. Kaitlyn, meanwhile, dutifully sucks Stranger #5's cock. Tammi now has two fingers in her ass and two in her twat.
Cumshot time! Kaitlyn's about an inch from this guys dick, and half of his spooge misses her. (The ones that hit are poretty good, however). Tammi Ann, of course, also takes a Byronesque (watery) shot on the chin.
On to the final obstacle... the greased horizontal pole. If you fall to the left, guys take advantage of you, to the right, girls do. I wonder who is falling where...Tammi Ann gets thrown to Randy West and Tom Byron, while Kaitlyn goes to Melanie Moore and Cumisha. I feel the competition is fixed. I want to see Kaitlyn get laid more. Tammi Ann is grossing me out. I'm into the "Who cares" part of our show...
The girls have some baby oils happening, and Randy has about two or three fingers in Tammi's twat. After a standard fuck/suck, Randy cums (or does he?) on Tammi's face. Tom is nowhere to be found.
OUCH! Sliding down a rope naked. That's gotta leave a mark....
It's neck and neck into the finish line... and the winner is....
I dunno. I don't think the winner was you, the viewer...It was a great production, but the sex left something to be desired. I don't know if I could really recommend this. It only cost me a back to rent, so I don;t feel so cheated, but if it was more, I'd feel worse.
The biggest problem was a lackluster sex scene after lame sex scene. I don't know who to blame this on, so we'll have to wait to see if anything changes when #2 comes out.
RATING
Eh... too much of the same for me, and Kaitlyn did too much g/g for me. This may be of some interest to the fans of Tammi Ann and/or Kaitlyn, but it wasn't to me. The production values were OK, though. 1.95
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Created: Thursday, November 02, 1995, 10:27:21 PM
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