The Director Reviews...A Shaver Among Us

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Zane, 1992
Dir: Max Steiner

CAST:

Meeka, Chanel, Georgette, Alicia Rio, Kris Newz, Kiss, Jake Williams, Jonathan Morgan

Jonathan Morgan is an aerobics instructor who treads the thin line of sexual harassment like a novice tightrope walker. He loves to see and ask about shaved pussy. He narrates the film in a voice other than Jon Morgan's, BTW) which is basically vignettes about and involving shaving.

Georgette/Jon:

Lots of gooey, shaving close-ups here. The shaving is the main attraction. Afterwards, he eats, she blows, he cums on her newly clean box.

Chanel/Meeka

They shave, then the most basic of girl\girls follow. Ho hum.

Alicia Rio/Kris News:

Holy cow! She shaves him! His cock seems much bigger without hair. Interesting. Then a basic fuck/suck and he cums on her box. Alicia has her old tits here, BTW.

Jake Williams/Jon Morgan/Kiss:

So they shave her, and she does the fuck/suck thing. They both cum on her box.

This sucked. Amazingly bad. The name Max Steiner sold me on it (I'm a sucker for a Kiss facial) and instead I got a sloppy video mess. No raunchy sex, nothing "offensive" like I had come to expect from Mr. Steiner. Instead lameness. The camera work sucked and the voice over was a joke. Unless you love shaving scenes, skip this chestnut.