The Director Reviews... The Scarlet Woman

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Cast:

Juli Ashton, Barbara Doll, Kirsty Waay, Rachel Love, Bunny Bleu, TT Boy, Tom Byron, Marc Wallice, Stephen St.Croix

Juli is set to be branded with a Scarlet A for "Anal Sex Lover" if the mayor of Anytown, USA Mayor Mayor (TT Boy) has his way...

Barbara Doll/TT Boy

Since Barbara's pre-nup says she has to give TT Boy head five times a day, we get to watch 20% of her obligation. The scene is shot outdoors and ends is a decent facial. He cums on her tongue and chin, and she dribbles the rest out.

Juli Ashton

Juli jills herself. Suddenly she's all lubed and plunging a dildo into her box. Shortly thereafter dildo #2 gets worked into her "dirt box." Nice scene, a little short.

Steve St. Croix/Barbara Doll

I like Steve a lot. I think he's a natural at the acting game, and he's good lay as well. He does his business with Barbara Doll in a missionary, RC and finally RAC way. He cums on her tits.

Kirsty Waay/TT Boy

Somehow, Kirsty goes from hating him to blowing him. So much for logic or structure. She seems about as enthused as I would be if I had to fuck TT. He cums on her box.

Rachel Love/Kirsty Waay/Tom Byron

Rachel Love *is* Lisa Simpson. Her voice is that of Lisa and she's probably about that tall too. The scene insinuates anal sex, but it never happens. For an anal movie, we're already 5 scenes in and only one anal scene.

The scene is pretty standard, and must have been shot late in the day as Tom seems to have no semen left... even though the girls are right there looking for it...

Juli Ashton/Bunny Bleu

The worst thing to happen to Bunny Bleu is those tits. Man, she used to be so "bobo the clown" if you follow Jerry Butler's reasoning... now she's about three times as inflated and 1/3 as much fun.

I could do without all the histrionics, but it is a decent scene when Juli is the receiver, not the giver...

Juli Ashton/Tom Byron/Marc Wallice

TT Boy is defeated. Anal sex reigns! So we get Juli getting her DP pleasure from Tom and Marc. I pretty standard scene until the pop shots.

Juli forces her eyes open the whole time, almost defying the "look away and squint" girls to a staring contest. Tom and Marc both hit their marks admirably, and this winds up what I would term a monster facial. I think it's a great ending.

Well, political satire is hard to swallow coming from TT Boy's lips. The best I can say is if it weren't for Juli this would have been a cute but benign diversion. With Juli and the final cumshot, it proves that personality goes a long way (tm).

2.65. This is a good rental if you're a Juli fan, and decent otherwise. While it doesn't showcase Juli like her more recent VCA stuff, it is still a nice presentation.