The Director Reviews... Radical Affairs, Volume 7

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Dist: Moonlight Entertainment
Dir: Mark Stone

Cast:

Asia Carrera, Christina Angel, Debbie Diamond, Sahara Sands, Champagne, Draghixa, Randy West, Roy "the shipper", and Ron Jeremy.

Radical Affairs is an intersting idea. It offers us a behind the scenes look at the industry, some interviews, some jingoistic speech masquerading as an editorial, and some good sex. It also gives us a look at some fresh faces, and some familiar ones.

This time out, past host, J.B., non-sex performer of the decade over at Moonlight and Legend, is replaced by dual Ron Jeremys. In a novel split screen (and remarkable well-timed) segment, the two Rons bicker and introduce the skits, scenes and slutfests that follow.

First, we get an editorial shot in an ANNOYING extreme closeup. They defend Howard Stern. No one can fault them for that. I like Stern, and it only follows that the porn industry stand up for him. However, the way this was hot was annoying. I preferred the old way of JB addressing a locked off camera in a medium (chest up) shot. (Does anybody know what happened to J.B.?)

Asia Carrera/Christina Angel

The first sex scene offered is a girl-girl with Asia Carrera and Christina Angel. It starts with five minutes of banal chatter between the two of them about nothing of any importance. Fast forward through it. The rest of the scene drags on. The performers are lazy and not fun to watch. I wanted to go to sleep. Finally, twenty-five minutes in, they locked hips, massaged their clits, and came to life a little... but it was too late. I won't seek out the either of them again.

Fuck the Shipper: Roy / Debbie Diamond

Next was an interesting segment called "Fuck the Shipper." It seems that Roy, the guy who ships the videos to the stores, wanted to meet Debbie Diamond. So Mark Stone did him one better, and cast him opposite Debbie Diamond. In the opening five minutes, we see a frustrated Debbie waiting to see Roy, as Roy shows us around (with great pride) his workplace. Finally, Debbie cums in and fucks him silly. He enjoys it a lot and cums on her face. She eats it all up, as has become her trademark. A good facial with lots and lots of enthusiam.

Sahara Sands, Champagne and Ron Jeremy

Next is a threeway with Sahara Sands, Champagne and Ron Jeremy. The first five minutes are Ron asking the tough questions ("What gets you off?) and getting vague answers ("Everything...). Not the most revealing of interviews. However, the sex here, is fantastic. Sahara is a pretty blonde and Champage is an attractive black woman. They enjoy women, and have a good time together. In the interview segment, Champagne let it slip that doggie style gets her off, so -- Go, Ron, Go! --he takes her from behind and she reacts orgasmically. Both women are really into each other and (hard as it may be to believe) Ron. When he is ready to come, they lay next to each other opposite ways (so one looks at the other's chin, so to speak) and tongue kiss each other a lot. Then Ron blows his load on their faces. They eat the cum off each other's face with passion. I had a raging bishop with this scene.

Nutty Outtake Fun!

Next, on the lighter side, we see an outtake from Cat Lickers 2, where some people are trying to teach a French actress how to say "I love to get fucked up the ass by this American bitch!" The results are just this side of hilarity (well, not all that hilarious, really, but amusing).

Draghixa/Randy West

Finally, we meet Randy West and Draghixa (a must-win candidate for name change if there ever was one). Randy and Draghixa met on a shoot for his Up 'n' Cummers series. The wanted to see if lightning struck twice, so he ficks her again, for us to see. She is very attractive, and does her job well. She takes it up the ass and wants more. Finally, Randy cums towards her face, but with gravity and his almost always inadequate load working against him, she has to coax the slightest bit onto her face. Finally, she licks up some of the excess and gets her face moist with his spooge.

CONCLUSION:

Enjoyable, though the sex is rather fast-forwardable. This series is always an interesting rent, and this just happened to be one of its more missed opportunities. The threesome was very memorable, and Randy was okay. The opening girl/girl was horrible. Fast forward 25 minutes right after the editorial. If you watch the scene, don't complain to me that you want those 25 minutes of your life back. ;-)

Not nearly as strong as some of the earlier volumes, so it gets barely gets into the rental category... 2.20