" The Director Reviews... Biff Malibu's Nasty Nymphos #3

The Director Reviews...Biff Malibu's Nasty Nymphos #3


This review has been brought into line with the Imperial Scale.



File Date: 11-10-94

Directed by Biff Malibu

CAST:

Tara Monroe, Francesca Le, Vivian, Satomi Suzuki, Tobianna Monroe, Tianna Temptress, Jessie James, Mark Davis, Tom Byron, Sean Michaels, Tony Montana, Gerry Pike, Peter North
SYNOPSIS:
Your typical pro-am vid shot on home video equipment. (Not even Beta, ot the dub was that bad) Nothing spectacular.
HISTORY:
I rented this because of the wonderful photo of Tara Monroe on the cover. I kept passing it in the store and finally I picked it up. After all, 1.50 is only a buck and half, and if it sucked, I could turn it off.
SCENES:
Tara Monroe/Mark Davis:
Tara is 4'11.5" we find out. Mark is 6'2". During a lengthy interview session, we find out that she likes to have her neck bit. There is a free-wheeling spontaneous feeling about this shoot.

This is your basic two camera shoot. He eats her, she rims (!) then blows him. There are no attempts at being neat here. The sex is sloppy and the transitions are clunky, but the spirit makes up for it.

The scene ends with your basic missionary position ending with a cumshot to the face (hurray!) The facial is OK and runs down the side of face. This is along scene, clocking in at 20 minutes.

Francesca Le/Tom Byron:
This scene was shot before the previous one because Biff had made mentioned of some directorial notes Tom had said ("Your best direction should be 'Fuck her now'") in the Tara/Mark pairing. There are two blonde girls I have never seen looking on. They briefly show their tits to the camera, but remain clothed throughout. There is talk about them joining the action, but it never happens.

Fran and Tom look GRUNGY. There's no "foreplay" just some quick sucking and then "Fuck her now." So they go Doggie, then reverse cowgirl. Then Fran dismounts and rims Tom and fingers his ass. They go back to doggie, and he fucks her ass. Then there's the anal cowgirl, and he cums on her pussy.

Oddity: Sounds like Biff keeps calling Tom, Tony.

Vivian/Satomi Suzuki/Sean Michaels:
This scene was a total FF for me. I am not turned on by Asians, generally, and especially not when they seem soooo nervous and uncomfortable that it almost seems coerced. It was a long scene (25 minutes) and ended with a facial, but I skipped it.
Tony Montana/Tobiannna Monroe:
Tobianna is a harsh looking foreigner. I hate Tony Montana just because. He seems too scummy to me. She's got long blonde hair and fake looking tits. He fucks her in the ass once then dribbles some cum on her chin which he licks off. FF.
Tianna Temptress/Gerry Pike:
Man, is she CUTE! "Is that your name, Gerry?" She doesn't even seem to know him. She says she likes bad boys, this is her first vid, and size _does_ matter. ("How big is it?" she asks him) They start with a 69 and then he fucks her. She has real tits which are nice and shaped and wonderful. He shoots a splashy load on and about her face and neck. The followup shows her to be totally vapid. Long scene at 21 minutes.
Jessie James/Peter North:
After a tape full of facials, this has got to be good... Bzzzzzz. LAME! He cums on her ass! We do find out however that he has written a book (!!!) called "What About Women" which is being sold via direct marketing and mail order. He claims that commericals were aired during the Howard Stern radio show, but I can only assume that they only were aired in L.A. (if at all....) because I did not hear them in NYC.
CONCLUSION:
A looong tape with a few facials. It was worth the (IMHO) for Tara Monroe, a fave of mine. The Viviana/Satomi pairing made me uneasy and think about all that I hated about porn... that as well as being a healthy sexual outlet, it can also be the bottom of the barrel for people trying desperately to survive. These two girls seemed more in the trying to survive category than anything else. Yech.
RATING
Even with Tara Monroe, this one wasn't real hot... 1.75

Check out information for this movie at Heretic's Adult Film Database: Nasty nymphos 3 (1994).
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