Cast
Juli Ashton, Steven St. Croix, Porsche Lynn, Tera Heart, Vanessa Chase, Kristy Waay, Rebecca Lord, Roxanne hall, J.R. Carrington, Nick East, Colt Steele, Jon Morgan, Peter North, Tom Byron, Dave HardmanSynopsis
Steven St. Croix plays Ed Miller, a recent film school graduate from Minneapolis. His senior film lands him a job in Los Angeles as a director's apprentice at VPA Pictures. Little does he know... VPA makes porn movies!!!Scene Breakdown
Tera Heart/Nick EastConclusionA standard kind of a scene. Starts out with a blow job, moves onto some RC, then some anal in the missionary position (though not as offensive as one would think) which drives Ms. Heart crazy with delight, then Nick cums on her box and anus."Mondo New Wave Harlots"
Vanessa Chase, Tom Byron, Colt Steele (?)In a funny parody of Greg Dark, we see a scene from Walter Black's "Mondo New Wave Harlots." The scene starts out as a dead on parody of Dark, with Vanessa Chase in a chicken head costume, talking about how sexy she is in a chicken head. From there, the scene gets conventional. It would have been best if the scene was edited in Dark's recent herky-jerky style.Kristy Waay, Porsche Lynn, Dave Hardman (?)Vanessa does a nice job with what she's got, sucking and fucking both the boys. She does your typical DP. The boys spooge on her chest, though we never see it... suddenly she's sticky.
Porsche guides "Mr Bob" through a lesson of what's sexy. There's some nice ass shots here. The scene is marred by some EXTREME close-up gyno shots. Porsche's tan line makes her look like she is forever wearing a pair of peach panties.Juli Ashton, Peter North, Jon MorganPorsche deep throats Mr. Bob as Kristy jills herself. He ends up cumming on Kristy's shoulder.
Ah, finally, the splendid Ms. Ashton makes an appearance! Little do we know when she introduced herself to our hero Ed, that she is actually the star of Mr. Black's next film! "Normal girls like to show off, too" she tells us.Steven St. Croix, Juli AshtonEnter Mr. Black. "Yeah, saw your film. Wasn't that great" had me on the floor laughing. The whole film has a goofy good feeling about it. Seeing peter North ask about motivation is another gutbuster.
Oh yes, the sex. It starts with Peter and Juli, but its not "hot" enough for Walter, so he joins in and banishes Peter. He says "I'll show you what hot is" and then pumps once and cums in Juli's mouth. I must have missed the "hot" part, or Dinero is playing some joke on us that I haven't caught.
The Peter returns and Juli deep throats him, well, she gives it the old college try anyway. Then they spoon for a spell and Peter launches some not so amazing shots onto her torso.
Have I said how much I like Steve in this review yet? I really do, he is one of the more natural performers we have today, and he seems like he can act if he puts his mind to it (Dog Walker comes to mind...)Juli Ashton, Rebecca Lord, Roxanne Hall(?)Anyway, he's married(?) to JR Carrington, but that doesn't stop Juli from giving him a "massage." She is able to DT him, then they do some cowgirl and end with the spooning. He shoots his load on her belly.
Surprising giving her recent track record, no anal from Ms. Ashton today.
I am not sure this is Roxanne Hall, but when asked her name there was a pause and she said "Roxanne" so I took it as art imitating life (to resurrect an old thread..)Jon Morgan, Roxanne Hall, Rebecca LordAnyway, it's Steve's first shoot, and its a Beach Blanket Bango sort of thing with the girls doing what girls do best when left to their own devices in a porn film... they get it on!
Its an okay scene. I FF'd through some of it, though that Rebecca Lord sure is yummy...
So Mr. Black comes to check on young Ed's set and determines what's missing is *his* cock in the scene... but before he jumps in, he sabotages Ed and unplugs his monitor (presumably because no one would follow him unplugging the camera from the deck... even though it seemed like they're using Betacams *with* docking stations on them, so the tape is in the same unit, so it's not really possible to "disconnect" the camera... ah, but this is taking things a little too far now, isn't it... after all, like anybody's gonna care the boom's in the shot!)Rebecca Lord, Porsche LynnThe two gals suck him off. He eats Rebecca while Roxanne RCs. The gals 69 while the fucks Roxanne who is on top. He finally cums as the two gals jerk him off onto their hands, which they lick clean. A nice ending.
Rebecca thinks its time to renegotiate her contract. Porsche thinks they should *do* a power lunch... and she means do! Rebecca is the main course!Steven St. Croix, J.R. CarringtonWhile this is a standard g/g, I am quite taken with the natural state of Rebecca's body. I don't think she's had her tits done, as I alluded to in my DMJ5 review... I'll have to check the BBB one of these days; and her pussy is not all trimmed and shaved. it is well kept, but natural all the way down... yay!
What a man made creation that JR is, huh? From the put- on baby doll whisper to the high-teased bleached hair to the silly big tits...Steve eats her and her ass a little bit before she blows him. Then there's some cowgirl, doggie missionary and he shoots a few shots on her torso and over her head in slo- mo.
Who'd've guessed that this scene was shot without their knowledge for the porn movie!?! That JR had set the whole thing up from the get go! All Ed's neuroses were for naught! Ha!
For all its silliness, I really liked this movie. It was light hearted and kinda sweet in a porno kind of way. Juli wore a killer blue dress in one of her scenes... almost worth the rental itself... and she's not a bad little actress either. I mean she can hit her mark and say her lines with a little thought, which more than can be said for others in the field...Rating
I'd give this a 3.25 -- a solid rental. I don't think I'd purchase though unless you're a completist or have no other way to get your flicks...