The Director Reviews... The Drifter

Cast

Kaylan Nicole, Melissa Monet, Kylie Ireland, Brittany O'Connell, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan and Tom Chapman

Marc Wallice is a drifter who performs some handyman work around Kaylan's house... much to the dismay of her husband.

Kaylan Nicole/Melissa Monet

Melissa is a natural breasted brunette and Kaylan is not. They do a simple g/g in an outdoor jacuzzi. Kaylan must hate eating pussy because her tongue just barely touches it in the few closeups she has; otherwise its all medium long shots, trim hidden by thigh...

Kylie Ireland/Brittany O'Connell/Jon Morgan

Jon cheats on Kaylan (idiot!) with Kylie and Brittany. Standard fare, he eats Kylie while Brittany (with her original tits) blows him. Then he fucks Kylie while she eats Brittany. Then he cums on Brittany's ass and the cum runs down her cheek towards Kylie who sorta licks it off...

Marc Wallice/Kaylan Nicole

Yet another ho-hum scene. Marc fulfills his duty as poolboy by fucking Kaylan in the jacuzzi. A quick scene, she blows him, they doggie and he cums on her lips... well, the lips that are tattooed on her ass.

Melissa Monet/Tom Chapman

Tom has the first of two scenes with no pop shots. In the kitchen, she blows him then they do a standing doggie and a standing mish. In the clench of the standing mish, he cums "inside." Yeah right.

Brittany O'Connell/Tom Chapman

Upon seeing Tom again, I figured "Well, he didn't pop with Monet because he popped here." Wrong. A quick doggie to sideways mish to no cumshot.

Jim Enright has become king of the non-descript one day wonders. He usually has a penchant for facials, so I thought maybe I'd catch one from Ms. Nicole. No such luck.

Cash Markman's script was fine as always, with a twist at the end, naturally.

I've had a thing for Kaylan based upon her picture on the "Upbeat Love" box (and subsequent AVN cover) though the performances I have seen of hers hasn't justified it.

The movie, though, was rather lame. Not too inspired.