The Director Reviews... Dreams

Cast:

Kaitlyn Ashley, Jordan Lee, Jeanna Fine, Melissa Hill, Amanda Addams, Roxanne Hall, Davia Ardell, Alex Sanders, TT Boy, Vince Voyeur, Mike Horner, and Joey Silvera

Jeanna Fine is a dream researcher who has a machine that can convert dreams into videotaped scenes. Joey Silvera is her best-friend-Kaitlyn Ashley-obsessed-psych- professor subject.

Kaitlyn Ashley/Joey Silvera

I think every professor has a student they want to fuck, and Joey Silvera's Clive is no different. Kaitlyn Ashley is the object of his desires, and can you blame him? After a discussion of Jung's philosophy of dreams (which permeates the film), Kaitlyn asks a question which brings her (stripping naked) to the head of the class to take a little oral examination.

The scene is not played for laughs, as I describe it. Kaitlyn's fine oral skills are put to work here, and she makes a lot of eye contact with Joey. There's a nice variety of shots here until she jerks him off onto her tits.

Then Joey wakes up from his wet dream.

"Real-life" Kaitlyn then makes an appointment to see Joey in his office later. Then Jeanna shows up and she and Joey go to lunch to get some much needed exposition out of the way. It's at the lunch that Jeanna tells Joey about her dream machine and he says he wants to be her subject. The scene is well acted.. . until Melissa Hill comes in.

Let me get my allegiance to Melissa Hill out of the way now. I think she's one of the best sexual performers around, and her acting performances have been *much* better than this... it almost seems like no one else was around when they shot her scene... maybe no one was. We never see the three of them in frame together, we either get Mel in a close up or her bottom half flanked by Joey and Jeanna. Her acting is so detached from the rest of the scene, that, well... what difference does it make, anyway, she has a hell of a fuck scene coming up. (She's a "bundle of fuckability" as Rog would say)

Jeanna shows Joey the dream machine (an MRI looking glowing tube) and she plays back someone's dream of... what else, people fucking.

Davia Ardell/Alex Sanders

This scene is shot all herky-jerky set to some repetitive techno music. There's a mish mash of positions, some missionary anal, ending with an on the box cum shot.

Kaitlyn Ashley/TT Boy

TT is jealous of Kaitlyn's attention to Joey. She claims she just wants an education. He hits her with a pillow which explodes in a mess of feathers. She breaks down laughing. it is a nice way to start the scene.

She is all giggles when she is undressing him and while she sucks his dick... then to a *very* energetic RC (tho her tits look silly) which has a good amount of full body shots. Not a lot of gyno here... She also rubs the feathers all over herself which is pretty sexy.

From RC to doggie to some anal beads then to the anal sex. Kaitlyn holds a big vibrator to her pussy, partially obstructing her meaty lips... finally, TT pulls out and cums on her ass.

Then, in the afterglow, TT tells her she doesn't need to see Joey now, since she's been fucked. He turns on a dime and yells and screams at her until she kicks him out of the room.

Melissa Hill/Mike Horner

Joey is put under and dreams he walks in on his ex-wife and Mike. ("I'm fucking this man, what does it look like I'm doing? Now you can watch or get out!")

Melissa then grabs at Mike, wrapping her stockinged legs around him as he slides down to munch a bunch. The scene is shot largely without sound :-( but the music isn't so bad... She goes to town on Mike's cock, DTing him a few times. She doesn't use her hands a lot which is a real plus. Then a cowgirl that she controls (a personal fave)

Intercut with the sex are other "arty" shots; Melissa with devil horns on; a girl getting out of car so we see her panties, Joey asleep on a leather couch; Kaitlyn sucking dick...

Mike then rolls Melissa over and starts nailing her missionary; she works hard for her money, grabbing the headboard for support. She's also smiling a lot which is a good thing(tm).

Mike then cums on her tits, even though if he pulled out a few seconds earlier, the desired facial would have been achieved. Instead, Melissa cleans off the head of his cock after his shot...

Kaitlyn

Kaitlyn goes to visit Joey in his office where he was reviewing the tape of his dream. She said it sounded like a "porno movie." She's dressed in a killer mini and she bends over a lot to give Joey the beaver shot he's thought so much about.

kaitlyn is on to him; the way he looks at her in class... she's fucked two other professors (the source of TT's rage) and he walks in on them as she's taking off her shirt. Joey, however, keeps it professional. She's (and we) are upset.

Jordan Lee/Nick East/TT Boy

The revenge fuck. Jordan strips down and we get to see her fine ass. Nick worships her ass for awhile while she sucks off TT. Then she sucks off the both of them.

From there, she goes to the TT doggie, suck Nick position; and then reverses it. Finally a little anal play from the anal queen in the form of a DP, TT in her ass. The sound is badly dubbed here, with Jordan's voice showing off her ventriloquism skills. (She says "Fuck me ass!" without moving her lips! Look out Edgar Bergen!)

Both guys cum on her face; TT just a dribble and Nick not much more. I'd file it under fair.

Amanda Addams/Roxanne Hall

Joey's dreaming again, this time some funky bluescreen special effects are in play, with the g/g in the foreground with nutty space-Egyptian costumes while earlier scenes (Mike/Melissa, Davia/Alex) play behind them.

We get more scenes of Kaitlyn naked sitting behind a table, some rocket footage, some non-explicit g/g action... this is a scene to FF thru...

Jeanna Fine/Vince Voyeur

Jeanna goes under and becomes Marilyn Monroe to Vince's Joe DiMaggio (or is he the Babe with #3 on his pinstripes?). Jeanna is actually a half-convincing lookalike.

The scene is shot mostly in slow motion and only some sound is ambient. Jeanna does have flesh colored thigh highs on, which is a plus. I'm a sucker for thigh highs with the lace at the top...

So Vince has a businessman's lunch, and Jeanna returns the favor giving a nice spit laden BJ. Then some spooning and doggie. Jeanna looks a little distracted during some of the doggie... Vince then pulls out and stars whacking off near her face, but doesn't have enough velocity to make it the 1/2 inch to her skin, instead it all misses with the exception of a drop which lands on her chin. She cleans his dick afterward.

Why is it that when a guy has to jerk off for a few minutes, and they use cutaways, they don't cut back to 15 seconds before the pop shot? Why is it always like this: transition from position to hovering above the face, 3 minutes of jerking, cutaway, 3 more minutes, cutaway, cum shot? Why not just transition, cutaway, 15 seconds of jerking then cumshot? Jeanna (like Patricia Kennedy is wont to do) ends up looking a little fed up with Vince like he should cum a'ready! Back to the review...

Jeanna's upset with her turn in the machine and decides to dismantle it. She calls Joey to talk about it and they agree to meet (a wonderfully scripted and acted scene...) but before they can get together, Joey needs to go back one more time, so he self-medicates, as it were, and goes under.

Kaitlyn Ashley/Joey Silvera

A highly energetic scene. Joey has his way with Kaitlyn. He's a little rough, but she offers no resistance. He straddles her and she sucks his balls. (I always thought a great line to interrupt someone with would be "So she had my sack in her mouth...")

The scene is set in some sort of junkyard, and is intercut with black and white footage of Kaitlyn (no makeup) dressed as a man pulling a strap on out through her fly.

She straddles over him, teasing him by pulling her cunny just out of reach and she plays with herself over him. The film is played fast and backward which makes for an interesting effect.

She finally gets on top of him for a woman controlled cowgirl. Abruptly, they cut to her sucking him off and he cums mostly on her hand, though a little bit gets on her tongue and lower lip.

Then Jeanna walks in and the alarms are going off. She screams "No! Clive! No!!!!" and Joey ends up trapped in his fantasy world... or does he?

I liked the movie. The sex (with the exception of the g/g) had a certain electricity to it. I first saw the soft version on Spice and it made me want to get the hard version, and it does not disappoint.

I run hot and cold with Kaitlyn. In her earlier incarnation, I thought she was the worst trailer park trash in the biz (kinda like how Davia Ardell looks in this vid... all heavy black eyeliner, no base or consistent skin tone) and then she got her new tits and toned up a bit and I started to buy into the persona because the package got a little more "mainstream" for me, even with those horrible tits.

In this movie, I was running HOT for Kaitlyn. She was the seminal college co-ed sex vixen, mind-fucking Joey Silvera better than anyone in recent memory.

I don't think you can go wrong with this tape. If it is under 20 bucks, buy it for the collection, the first and last scenes with Kaitlyn and the scene with Melissa Hill are well worth it.

For Kaitlyn fans, this is a must have and an Imperial 3.50; for non-fans of Kaitlyn, it is a pretty good 3.25.