The Director Reviews... Dirty Little Mind

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Immaculate Video Conceptions, 1994
Directed by Tyffany (?) Million and Jean-Pierre Ferrand

CAST

Tyffany Million, Nina Hartley, Rebecca Wilde, Nicole London, Sean Michaels, TT Boy, Ritchie Razor, Nick East, Steven St. Croix

Tyffany (what's with the spelling?) wrote this abomination. I used to like her, now she's annoying. The premise is that Tyff has a "dirty little mind" and this is what goes on in it. Yeah, right. She talks to the camera and in doing so is too annoying.

Tyff/Sean

He's the poolguy, she's working out on a stepper. Hey, are they... Yes! They're fucking! She's lactating and blows a lame wad on her face.

Rebecca Wilde/Tyff/Nick East

A basic fuck and suck, with Tyff sucking Rebecca's spike heel. Nick cums on Rebecca's ass. Tyff replays her scene from "Jailhouse Cock" and licks the cum off Rebecca's ass and spits it into Rebecca's mouth. I liked it better when it was Tiffany Mynx. The ending sloppy wet kisses are in slo- mo.

Tyff/TT Boy/Ritchie Razor

She's making a sandwich (watch Tyffany Millions eat turney lasciviously!) looking out the window at two construction workers. What do you know, she's thinking about fucking them. Another basic working with some anal action. The boys cum on bread which Tyff then makes into a sandwich and eats. Yucky, it was wheat bread.

Tyff/Nina Hartley

Not too bad. There is some foot loving here with toe penetration. Also some action with a featherduster. These people are trying too hard.

Nicole London/Steve St. Croix

There is some actions with bananas and some anal too! Nicole eats the cum.

This was lame. Jean-Pierre's name does not do anything for me, other than make me wonder. He's co-directed other vanity projects (Raven's comes to mind, the title doesn't) which have all been pretty beat, too. I should have known.

Tyffany used to be cool. Then her tits got abnormal and she started lactating, and she wierded out. She wants to be a porn- slut goddess and IMHO is going about it the wrong way. There wsn't too much redeeming about this except the cum transfer kiss, and that was done before.