The Director Reviews... Where the Boys Aren't 6

Cast

Christy Canyon, Amber Lynn, Janine, Julia Ann, Jeanna Fine, Sindee Coxx, Sarah Jane Hamilton

Synopsis

Who can tell? A loosely related collection of vignettes played out in an exclusive girls club.

Scene Breakdown

Julia Ann/Janine/Jeanna Fine

Wow. Vivid hasn't done anything this raunchy since Bruce Seven left their stables. If it weren't for the presence of Vivid contract girls, I'd think I was watching a Buttslammers flick!

There's no doubt that Jeanna is a slut of the first order. Who knew about the other two? She really pulls those sides out of them.

This scene has got a bit of everything, spanking, analingus, strap-ons, spitting. There's some serious RAC by Jeanna, then a DP. Janine has a huge strap on which just plants itself up Jeanna's ass. Julia Ann gets the workout as the pussywoman... Julia spits in Jeanna's mouth a few times... a very energetic scene.

Christy Canyon/Amber Lynn/Julia Ann/Janine

The new tits look lousy, Amber. Nice to see you back, sorry to see you enhanced as you are... This scene is much more ho-hum that the preceding one. Nothing too extreme. basically everyone takes turns wearing the strap on and fucking each other on a pool table.

Sindee Coxx/Julia Ann

Another uninspired scene. More dildo work and strap ons. My sole notes about this scene read "All in a day's work..."

Sarah Jane Hamilton/Sindee Coxx

Some lame spanking and some ultra wide spreading of Sindee's twat. You can tell SJH worked with Bruce Seven ;-) There's some spitting into Sindee's pussy. Some oil and fingers, but no squirting. Another so so scene.

Christy Canyon/Janine/Sarah Jane Hamilton/Jeanna Fine/Amber Lynn

Jeanna again brings out the animal in her co-stars, and this scene is pretty satisfying. It's kind of hard to always make out who is doing what to who, but there is an energy happening which is pretty decent.

Highlight: Jeanna "attacks" an otherwise languid Christy Canyon and brings her to shuddering orgasm.

There are some things in this vid which I didn't take note of at the time, but are coming back to me now, a week after I saw it.

Janine has a startling orgasm with Sarah Jane Hamilton (I think) but she is surprised she had one. There is a big mechanical dildo machine like Blake used in "Les Femme Erotiques"

Also, at the end of the tape, was a very amusing "behind the scenes" tour with Ed Powers and Marc Wallice. The interviews with the production staff were far more interesting than the interviews with the starlets, though it was interesting to soak up the atmosphere...

I FF'ed through a bit of this movie, as g/g stuff really has no choice but to get repetitive. I was still in the midst of my Christy jones, so the last scene did the trick nicely.

3.00