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Evil Angel, 1989
Dir: John Stagliano & Brandy Alexandre

CAST:

Tianna, Brandy Alexandre (check out her web page), Sharon Kane, Fallon, Bionca, Randy Spears, Robert Bullock, Peter North, Randy West, Jeremiah Logan. Cameo: John Stagliano

In a bit of in-joke irony, Brandy plays a woman who things blow jobs are "icky." Her sister and friends all love them and try to convince her to change her tune. By the end... does she ever! Since this vid had more plot than most, I will reiterate same as I go...

Under the opening credits we see Brandy riding down the boardwalk on a bike. She comes to a stop where the camera takes in her every inch as she rubs her privates against various parts of the bike.

A very erotic little sequence. Better than most credit sequences (a scrolling list of names against a color background).

The movie starts with Tianna glomming some money off her sister Brandy so she can get a haircut. Some serious flirting between Tianna and John Stagliano happens here as they wait for their appointments. The clothed chemistry between the two of them is felt more than in most naked scenes.

Finally, Randy Spears calls Tianna in to get her hair done. He finishes her hair, and as he does, she's subtly stroking his cock through his pants. His reactions to this are true to life, as he's trying to discern whether a pass is being made or she is just adjusting her hand...

Well, she has no money (so she claims) so can't something be worked out? What makes her so sure he'd be interested? His boner.

Tianna, Randy Spears

Opens with her blowing him, followed by him returning the favor. A lot of spit from him leaving Tianna glistening.

They fuck and she blows him again. He stands over her as he jerks himself off and cums on her hair, cheek, shoulder and back.(Volume: 3; Effect: 1)

We then cut to Sharon Kane, Fallon and Brandy talking on a couch. In a seemingly improvised scene (the improviser's crutch "anyway" is invoked a lot...) we get to a flashback where we see

Fallon, Robert Bullock

Robert Bullock (as fine a porn actor as they come, IMHO) desperately seeks a blow job. His wife, brandy, thinks they're icky and won't give him one, so won't Fallon? She hems and haws and finally gives in. She blows him and then they 69. It ends with her asking him to "fuck my face" which he does. He cums all over her face and hair, and afterwards she studies his cock. (Volume: 3.5; Effect: 3)

As Rob is cumming on Fallon's face, we hear the apartment door opening... Brandy is back from the laundry room! The video speeds up and we get some quick "silent movie music" as our heroes quickly get dressed...

Cut back to the couch as we hear Sharon Kane tell us how she's "paid the plumber" with a good BJ.

Sharon Kane, Randy West

Randy's a plumber... he's come to fix the sink. Sharon can't pay him, but she can blow him! He hems and haws and finally gives in. She blows him and sucks his balls.

He cums (I think.. it might be spit :-) and she rubs it on her cheek. (Volume: 1; Effect: 2)

Cut back to the Hair Salon where Tianna is getting her hair washed after her earlier cum bath. She uses the old "I haven't got any money" routine that worked so well with Randy Spears. Peter and Bionca buy it and service her hair needs while she services Peter's dick!

Tianna, Bionca, Peter North

This pairing was something to look forward to and it was not disappointing, though a little on the short side. Tianna and Bionca have been hotter together, but that is not to say that this scene sucked. There is a lot of ass shots in this scene, which is fine because everyone has a nice ass (even Peter... maybe... I'll have to ask my wife :-) There's some spanking and some digital/anal insertion.

It ends up with Peter fucking Tianna doggie style as Bionca watches, resting her face on Tianna's back. Peter pulls out of Tianna and blows 8 (!!!) shots Bionca's way, most hitting their mark. The ones that missed missed because of poor velocity, not poor aim. (Volume: 5; Effect: 3.5)

So now we still have to get Brandy into the picture. She still hasn't done anything except whine how icky BJs are. So Fallon and Sharon decide to call a plumber whose pipe *they'll* service.

Sharon Kane, Fallon, Brandy Alexandre, Jeremiah Logan

While the cast list sounds cool, everyone is involved at different times... It starts with Sharon blowing Jeremiah then Fallon joins in for a few licks. Finally Brandy can't take it anymore and she jumps in! Sharon and Fallon retire to the bedroom for a so/so girl/girl.

Brandy blows Jerry for a while, then he fucks her doggie style as she rests on the toilet (is this a tribute to Pachard or what?) and then she blows him again. He cums quite a bit in her mouth which dribbles down to her chin and just kinda hangs there, daring gravity to do its thing. Brandy continues enjoying his cock after he cums.

Brandy gets best line in the movie for "You don't mind a beginner, do you?" (Volume: 3; Effect: 3)

Now that she's had some trouser meat for dinner, she needs more! So she gets *her* haircut, and tells Peter she has no money. (How the salon makes money who knows... but I'm sure its fun to work there!)

Brandy Alexandre, Peter North

She blows him, and in a testament to Peter, he hits her face a few times, cumming across a sink. When his shots taper off, Brandy goes in for the kill. She ends up with a nice faceful. (Volume: 5; Effect: 3.5)

Peter North isn't enough either... time for her long suffering husband, Robert Bullock. He comes home from work to find Brandy waiting for him in a teddy and garters. She unzips him right there in the entry hall and blows him!

Brandy Alexandre, Robert Bullock

A quick blow job and she takes an excellent facial. it's not a "monster" by definition, but it would make the "good" list. (Volume: 3; Effect: 4)

So endeth the movie.

Not a bad little video. An attempt was made at a story and some points are given for that. The sex scenes were a little short, but there were a lot of them and they all ended in facials of varying degrees. The beginning of the video was full of teasing and flirting which I had hoped would carry on through the vid, but alas, did not.

The average volume was 3.35, and the average effect was 2.85, for a CumShot Average(tm) of 3.10. The story adds another quarter point, but the lack of heat in some of the scenes subtracts that much. Re-watchability is not high here, so take off a tenth point. so I'd give this a solid 3.00.